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Title: OT/ How to increase your chances of winning the national lottery
Post by: AlrightJack on November 01, 2005, 06:18:49 PM
Do not check your tickets for about 5 months.  That way, when they release a statement saying that a winning ticket of £1.5 million from 2 months ago has yet to be claimed, having not checked your ticket you are more lilkely to be the holder of that ticket than the vast majority of people who have already checked and lost. 

Or am I missing something?...apart from a brain for buying a ticket in the first place  :D


Title: Re: OT/ How to increase your chances of winning the national lottery
Post by: Karabiner on November 01, 2005, 06:25:58 PM
Genius !

You could form a syndicate like that Horace Batchelor chap who used to advertise on radio Luxemburg.

I used to listen to my transistor radio under the bedclothes after lights-out....... :volin:


Title: Re: OT/ How to increase your chances of winning the national lottery
Post by: Ironside on November 01, 2005, 06:38:05 PM
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