blonde poker forum

blonde Poker today makes a major announcement

It is that from today it will be entirely sponsored by Absolute Poker, one of the foremost names in Online gaming.

In due course, blonde Poker's cardroom will become part of Absolute Poker where blonde members will be able to play some of the major names in the industry thanks to Absolute's long list of premier sponsored professionals.

We intend to offer enhanced software facilities for players, and multi accounting options.

In addition due to Absolute's ownership of the Calgary Flames Ice Hockey Team, blonde Poker's logo will be marketed on their shirts across Canadian leagues, opening up a valuable market.

The Calgary Flames will have their own child board moderated by Chuck.M. Alberta III the Executive assistant vice Chiarman (Marketing, Europe Division) and we will be running satellites (including feeders) to the Flames pre-season friendlies in Winnipeg and Nova Scotia. Seats only, travel not included.

Absolute's Head of Forum Operations (European Division) Avril F.Oole said

"We are delighted to be working with blonde poker. It is recognised as the leading poker forum in Europe, with unsurpassed traffic, a great community spirit and membership. We look forward to welcoming players on board as we feel our Superusers have a unique synergy with the famous blonde "lever" so they should feel right at home playing in the blonde leagues and competitions"

As part of the agreement, two senior blonde members Ironside and Kinboshi will be co-opted onto the Absolute Poker (European Division) board.

 rotflmfao

Oh Super!

pardon?


I have spent months getting this together

Started off so promising but quickly deteriorated into obvious, tut, did you learn nothing from the masters?

Cant believe it took me 2 sentences into the post to figure it out, shame on me!

rotflmfao

You had me right up to the words 'Absolute Poker'.....

FFS try harder next year.

ps I wld have believed Viagra

FFS - I took this in, totally forgot it's April Fools day :blonde:

You Barsteward lol

(note to self - do not bother to read any of TTTs posts in the future   ;D)

Tighty...forget everything I've ever said about you...yer evil!   ;izimbra; ;goodvevil;

Nah, Richard, your downfall was selecting Ironside and Kinboshi from Blonde

I mean, really, who the hell would believe that?!?!?!

 lmao

its still march31st here  i dont get it?

Bloody Yanks!!!

 rotflmfao

getting lazy in your old age, Tighty?..sigh @ April fool jokes

Neil 'Razor' Ruddock's Predator headband > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This wind up...

You're just jealous.

Proberly...

Certainly not of your spelling abilities - which seem about as good as mine! lol

;booder;

the lot of you can shut up i got a job you should be happy for me

BTW tighty how many £10,000s am i getting a week again?