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Title: Dreaded Tax Returns
Post by: DaveShoelace on April 03, 2008, 04:35:31 PM
How much would I be looking at to get some accountants to do my tax returns? Im a bit dense about this sort of thing, I figure I can just hire one, give them my box of receipts and years earnings and let them go to work once a year?


Title: Re: Dreaded Tax Returns
Post by: Tonji on April 03, 2008, 05:03:02 PM
Depends on how complicated your financial situation is.

I pay £600 or so a year (as a self employed sole trader) to a London firm, but do most of the work myself, they just do the return & any loose ends, financial planning, business advice etc.

Suggest you find a local self employed (ie not a firm of accountants).


Title: Re: Dreaded Tax Returns
Post by: AndrewT on April 03, 2008, 05:06:23 PM
Ask M3Boy, Blonde's very own poker-playing accountant.


Title: Re: Dreaded Tax Returns
Post by: M3boy on April 03, 2008, 05:48:24 PM
Ask M3Boy, Blonde's very own poker-playing accountant.

 ;indestructable;


Title: Re: Dreaded Tax Returns
Post by: DaveShoelace on April 03, 2008, 06:20:46 PM
Email sent, lets see if there is a 10% blonde discount


Title: Re: Dreaded Tax Returns
Post by: henrik777 on April 03, 2008, 09:41:13 PM
Email sent, lets see if there is a 10% blonde discount

If he does make sure he doesn't include an 11.11% increase on normal rates before discount ;)

Sandy


Title: Re: Dreaded Tax Returns
Post by: M3boy on April 03, 2008, 10:41:17 PM
Email sent, lets see if there is a 10% blonde discount

If he does make sure he doesn't include an 11.11% increase on normal rates before discount ;)

Sandy

I have replied. AND been totally upfront and honest - even down to what I would say to a "unknown" potential customer.


Title: Re: Dreaded Tax Returns
Post by: DaveShoelace on April 04, 2008, 07:52:39 AM
Yep very fair indeed, only £3200 an hour, the deeds to my house, my first born has to work as his stableboy for two years and he gets a go with my missus.

Just joshing, it was a very fair and honest rate and pretty soon a shoe box with receipts will be heading his way.


Title: Re: Dreaded Tax Returns
Post by: M3boy on April 04, 2008, 08:44:57 AM
Yep very fair indeed, only £3200 an hour, the deeds to my house, my first born has to work as his stableboy for two years and he gets a go with my missus.

Just joshing, it was a very fair and honest rate and pretty soon a shoe box with receipts will be heading his way.

Lol, it really is amazing how many people DO give me their documents in a shoe box! Seriously.


Title: Re: Dreaded Tax Returns
Post by: jakally on April 04, 2008, 01:00:46 PM
Yep very fair indeed, only £3200 an hour, the deeds to my house, my first born has to work as his stableboy for two years and he gets a go with my missus.

Just joshing, it was a very fair and honest rate and pretty soon a shoe box with receipts will be heading his way.

If you can post a picture of your missus it would help to assess whether this is a good offer or not.



Title: Re: Dreaded Tax Returns
Post by: M3boy on April 04, 2008, 04:32:58 PM
Yep very fair indeed, only £3200 an hour, the deeds to my house, my first born has to work as his stableboy for two years and he gets a go with my missus.

Just joshing, it was a very fair and honest rate and pretty soon a shoe box with receipts will be heading his way.

tax returns to swinging ??? lol   ( charmaine on his pc )


Title: Re: Dreaded Tax Returns
Post by: DaveShoelace on May 28, 2008, 11:26:28 AM
Just to bump this one up a bit.

I hired the old M3Boy to do my tax return and think it would be criminal if I didnt big him up a bit.

Service was speedy, professional, personalised and he saved me a fair chunk of wonga. Not only that but his rates are better than pretty much all the other services I've seen.

FACT!


Title: Re: Dreaded Tax Returns
Post by: cia260895 on May 28, 2008, 11:34:15 AM
Reminds me i really must get in the mood to sort mine out.


Title: Re: Dreaded Tax Returns
Post by: M3boy on May 28, 2008, 11:40:02 AM
Just to bump this one up a bit.

I hired the old M3Boy to do my tax return and think it would be criminal if I didnt big him up a bit.

Service was speedy, professional, personalised and he saved me a fair chunk of wonga. Not only that but his rates are better than pretty much all the other services I've seen.

FACT!

ty for that . 2 things though :

1) Less of the "old" bit
2) I really need to patent/copywright the "FACT" saying ;)


Title: Re: Dreaded Tax Returns
Post by: DaveShoelace on May 28, 2008, 11:41:18 AM

2) I really need to patent/copywright the "FACT" saying ;)

It was on his letterhead too


Title: Re: Dreaded Tax Returns
Post by: Laxie on May 28, 2008, 11:59:06 AM
Pity you don't live in Ireland or I'd be hiring you to do mine too.  Himself has me looking after it and I HATE that job!  Sigh.