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Title: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: tikay on April 08, 2008, 09:00:35 PM I came across a Press Release by Absolute Poker, & they have, it seems, taken over Royal Vegas Poker. Two bits caught my eye, the first by Joe Norton, a former Kahnawake chief and owner of Towkiro Enterprises ENRG, which holds a 100% interest in Absolute Poker. He said, in one of those pieces of PR-speak that makes you do a double-take......... "......Today's online gaming community demands and expects a transformative gaming experience that seamlessly integrates superior technology, responsiveness to customer needs, and a safe and secure environment in which to play...." So there you have it. Safe & secure. It goes on to eulogise the "widely recognized" Serinda Swan Serinda Swan, Guess Model and The Face of Absolute Poker, has become the "It Poker Girl." The 22-year-old model from Vancouver has been featured in Absolute Poker's TV commercials, print campaigns, and as you can see, on our website. Widely recognized as the most beautiful bombshell in professional poker, you can play with Serinda every Sunday. Amazing stuff, this PR speak. Title: Re: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: TightEnd on April 08, 2008, 09:04:40 PM It should be. I wrote it.
Title: Re: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: KingPoker on April 08, 2008, 09:07:24 PM Title: Re: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: Indestructable on April 08, 2008, 09:10:50 PM Wow she is hot.
;kev; Title: Re: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: 77dave on April 08, 2008, 09:12:26 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7HIFxUdOQk
Title: Re: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: Dingdell on April 08, 2008, 09:13:13 PM At this point in time Tikay doing 'nothing that you can see' and Tighty studiously ignoring him and viewing the rail.
This is definitely post of the week ;D Wow she is hot. ;kev; Not as hot as she would be if she had a jumper on - don't these women realise they could catch a cold? Title: Re: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: Indestructable on April 08, 2008, 09:16:35 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7HIFxUdOQk You mean YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7HIFxUdOQk Title: Re: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: tikay on April 08, 2008, 09:16:51 PM At this point in time Tikay doing 'nothing that you can see' and Tighty studiously ignoring him and viewing the rail. This is definitely post of the week ;D Wow she is hot. ;kev; Not as hot as she would be if she had a jumper on - don't these women realise they could catch a cold? Just as well.....sat in a Luton Hotel Room playing with myself & a blonde. blonde Poker, that is, "Super Tuesday". Still in, too. Title: Re: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: tikay on April 08, 2008, 09:20:32 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7HIFxUdOQk Yuk. I just hate to see poker dumbed down like that, & girls so debased. Sign of the times I suppose. Why do Poker Sites never use Trains to glamourise poker? Title: Re: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: Dingdell on April 08, 2008, 09:22:12 PM At this point in time Tikay doing 'nothing that you can see' and Tighty studiously ignoring him and viewing the rail. This is definitely post of the week ;D Wow she is hot. ;kev; Not as hot as she would be if she had a jumper on - don't these women realise they could catch a cold? Just as well.....sat in a Luton Hotel Room playing with myself & a blonde. blonde Poker, that is, "Super Tuesday". Still in, too. Almost none of that post is believable. ;carlocitrone; Title: Re: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: tikay on April 08, 2008, 09:23:42 PM At this point in time Tikay doing 'nothing that you can see' and Tighty studiously ignoring him and viewing the rail. This is definitely post of the week ;D Wow she is hot. ;kev; Not as hot as she would be if she had a jumper on - don't these women realise they could catch a cold? Just as well.....sat in a Luton Hotel Room playing with myself & a blonde. blonde Poker, that is, "Super Tuesday". Still in, too. Almost none of that post is believable. ;carlocitrone; I have hung in for over 39 minutes already. Title: Re: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: Dingdell on April 08, 2008, 09:26:20 PM At this point in time Tikay doing 'nothing that you can see' and Tighty studiously ignoring him and viewing the rail. This is definitely post of the week ;D Wow she is hot. ;kev; Not as hot as she would be if she had a jumper on - don't these women realise they could catch a cold? Just as well.....sat in a Luton Hotel Room playing with myself & a blonde. blonde Poker, that is, "Super Tuesday". Still in, too. Almost none of that post is believable. ;carlocitrone; I have hung in for over 39 minutes already. Does that include nap times and fag breaks? Title: Re: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: Indestructable on April 08, 2008, 09:26:25 PM I wonder whether careers officers (assuming they still have them) are now faced with requests like I want to be a wag or a poker model?
Title: Re: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: RED-DOG on April 08, 2008, 09:27:31 PM Amazing stuff, this PR speak. It should be. I wrote it. ;tightend; You couldn't make it up. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! Title: Re: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: 77dave on April 08, 2008, 09:28:16 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7HIFxUdOQk Yuk. I just hate to see poker dumbed down like that, & girls so debased. Sign of the times I suppose. Why do Poker Sites never use Trains to glamourise poker? Title: Re: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: owen1923 on April 08, 2008, 10:10:00 PM It goes on to eulogise the "widely recognized" Serinda Swan Widely recognized as the most beautiful bombshell in professional poker, you can play with Serinda every Sunday.[/i] Err... what do you mean exactly Title: Re: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: tikay on April 08, 2008, 10:14:35 PM It goes on to eulogise the "widely recognized" Serinda Swan Widely recognized as the most beautiful bombshell in professional poker, you can play with Serinda every Sunday.[/i] Err... what do you mean exactly Ask Absolute! Perhaps you can see what she's holding. Title: Re: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: KingPoker on April 08, 2008, 10:15:51 PM It goes on to eulogise the "widely recognized" Serinda Swan Widely recognized as the most beautiful bombshell in professional poker, you can play with Serinda every Sunday.[/i] Err... what do you mean exactly Ask Absolute! Perhaps you can see what she's holding. In that clip she has got top-pair all the way thru! Title: Re: Fronting it out, & never mind the shame? Absolute-ly! Post by: ericstoner on April 10, 2008, 11:02:26 AM The sorts on that u-tube ad,don't need their looks to get people playing on Absolute.............They just gotta show they play like this all the time,the site will be jammed.
Loved that play, calling with a second pair on the river,with the obvious straight out. They've been schooled for action,at poker of course. |