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Title: Perfect Xmas present for the Mrs.
Post by: Colchester Kev on November 03, 2005, 09:36:03 PM
Anyone want to place an order ?  this could be the top seller this xmas ..... forget buying her a nose job/boob job/face lift .... this could solve all your problems guys :) :)




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Title: Re: Perfect Xmas present for the Mrs.
Post by: -bw- on November 03, 2005, 09:37:50 PM
I'll take two please


Title: Re: Perfect Xmas present for the Mrs.
Post by: Dewi_cool on November 03, 2005, 10:54:41 PM
was she in a rush and ate the zip  :)up


Title: Re: Perfect Xmas present for the Mrs.
Post by: snoopy1239 on November 03, 2005, 10:56:16 PM
A small flaw.

Could she not just unzip herself?

 8)


Title: Re: Perfect Xmas present for the Mrs.
Post by: Colchester Kev on November 03, 2005, 11:04:11 PM
A small flaw.

Could she not just unzip herself?

 8)

The delux model comes with padlock ;)


Title: Re: Perfect Xmas present for the Mrs.
Post by: dik9 on November 03, 2005, 11:09:19 PM
looks a bit painful for something, ah well suppose its well worth it!!


Title: Re: Perfect Xmas present for the Mrs.
Post by: Robert HM on November 03, 2005, 11:14:53 PM
Thanks. Wasn't sure how to express that one  :D


Title: Re: Perfect Xmas present for the Mrs.
Post by: ifm on November 04, 2005, 12:30:34 AM
they do need their mouth open at times though..................................................a padlock is the only way :D


Title: Re: Perfect Xmas present for the Mrs.
Post by: Colchester Kev on November 04, 2005, 12:48:41 AM
yeah true, i spose she needs to be able to tell ya that your dinner is ready ;)


Title: Re: Perfect Xmas present for the Mrs.
Post by: boobookittyfcuk on November 04, 2005, 01:24:51 AM
il be having words with you mr kev in 2 weeks think as ass kicking is in order or il get them to barr u from the players buffet!!!! :D


Title: Re: Perfect Xmas present for the Mrs.
Post by: Colchester Kev on November 04, 2005, 01:32:55 AM
Ass kicking i can cope with .... but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE dont ban me from the buffet :)


Title: Re: Perfect Xmas present for the Mrs.
Post by: ifm on November 04, 2005, 01:34:38 AM
put pies on the menu, then ban him


Title: Re: Perfect Xmas present for the Mrs.
Post by: Colchester Kev on November 04, 2005, 01:36:48 AM
mate the Blackpool buffets are the nuts .... crusty bread,  bacon, sausages .....  none of this Indian food that you get in Luton....


Title: Re: Perfect Xmas present for the Mrs.
Post by: BlueWolf on November 04, 2005, 06:28:56 AM
buffets in blackpool???? when????? lol one of yogis major gripes if i remember was catering not bothering with them, no matter how much he demanded one, see how he thinks of you guys