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Title: Arsenal Post by: henrik777 on April 15, 2008, 09:08:16 PM ARSENAL F.C.
End of Season Dinner Dance Starter Egg on Face Seasoned Hash Frogs legs (past their best) Spanish Surprise (well beaten) Main course Humble Pie Chump Chops French (has) Beans Manager's Beef (not rare) Catch of the Day - (gutted) NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown. Dessert Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow) Fruitless Tarts Raspberry Fools Hard Cheese Lehmann Meringue Pudding Drinks Bitter Little Spirit French Whine (bottled) Cabernet Empty 2008 Champagne - sorry none ordered STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year. Guests are asked not to get HAMMERED Guest speaker: Steven Gerrard & Rafa Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup" Please note that the club's European Tour for the season 2008-09 is not guaranteed. Sandy Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: booder on April 15, 2008, 09:09:32 PM oh dear,your'e gonna upset Ralph again
Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: henrik777 on April 15, 2008, 09:16:34 PM Maybe this'll help him.
Ferrari Formula 1 Team have announced that they have fired their entire Pit Crew yesterday. The action followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Government's Work For the Dole Scheme and hire unemployed youths from Liverpool. The decision was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Scousers were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds with just a pair of mole grips each. Whereas Ferrari's exisiting crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech equipment. This was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Ferrari management. As most modern day F1 races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari are seen to now have a massive advantage over every other team! Ferrari, however, got more than they bargained for today in the Scouse Crews first practice session. Not only were they able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had also resprayed, rebadged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for four dozen cans of Special Brew, a gram of Coke and a quick shuffty at David Coulthard's bird in the shower! Sandy Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: booder on April 15, 2008, 09:22:33 PM sigh
Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: mondatoo on April 15, 2008, 09:51:31 PM rotflmfao rotflmfao at both posts.
Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: fergus8 on April 15, 2008, 11:36:21 PM i agree
Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: Colchester Kev on April 15, 2008, 11:38:58 PM Cabernet Empty 2008
;applause; ;applause; rotflmfao rotflmfao ;tightend; ;tightend; Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: fergus8 on April 15, 2008, 11:48:06 PM Manager's Beef (not rare)
Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: Josedinho on April 16, 2008, 12:14:03 AM Thieves took advantage of the " Battle of Britain " Champions League match Between Liverpool and Arsenal on Wednesday night to burgle two more footballers homes. The first unfortunate player was Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard . The crooks got away with countless items of football memorabilia including many of Gerrard’s own medals. Amongst the items currently being hunted by police are:
2 FA Cup winners medals FA Youth Cup winners medal 2 league cup winners medals Champions league winners medal Uefa cup winners medal 2 super cup winners medals 2 charity shield winners medals They also took a number of personal awards including. player of the year, young player of the year and his much cherished MBE The other unfortunate player to be targeted was Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas. Thieves are thought have escaped with a kettle and a toaster. (http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa55/red-army_2007/jr4r3s.gif) Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: The Baron on April 16, 2008, 12:30:01 AM PMSL
Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: steeveg on April 16, 2008, 01:03:31 AM rotflmfao rotflmfao
Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: boldie on April 16, 2008, 09:32:45 AM Thieves took advantage of the " Battle of Britain " Champions League match Between Liverpool and Arsenal on Wednesday night to burgle two more footballers homes. The first unfortunate player was Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard . The crooks got away with countless items of football memorabilia including many of Gerrard’s own medals. Amongst the items currently being hunted by police are: 2 FA Cup winners medals FA Youth Cup winners medal 2 league cup winners medals Champions league winners medal Uefa cup winners medal 2 super cup winners medals 2 charity shield winners medals They also took a number of personal awards including. player of the year, young player of the year and his much cherished MBE The other unfortunate player to be targeted was Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas. Thieves are thought have escaped with a kettle and a toaster. Now THAT is funny! Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: dan on April 16, 2008, 01:29:33 PM ARSENAL F.C. END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE Starter Egg on Face Seasoned Hash Frogs legs (past their best) Spanish Surprise (well beaten) Main course Humble Pie Chump Chops French (has) Beans Manager's Beef (not rare) Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted) NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown. Dessert Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow) Fruitless Tarts Raspberry Fools Hard Cheese Drinks Bitter Little Spirit French Whine Cabernet Empty 2006 Champagne - sorry none ordered STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year. Guest speaker: Sir Alex Ferguson - "What it's like to win the European Cup" Yeah it was funny when Nemisis posted this 2 years ago. Did you just do a search of the forum and copy and paste?? Oh and maybe the OP could remind us all what Celtic will win this year? Maybe you could do another copy and paste when Rangers win everything. Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: fergus8 on April 16, 2008, 04:39:02 PM i can help on that point
http://www.youtube.com/v/fS-ts5R6Ymg Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: GlasgowBandit on April 16, 2008, 04:52:15 PM Yeah it was funny when Nemisis posted this 2 years ago. Did you just do a search of the forum and copy and paste?? Oh and maybe the OP could remind us all what Celtic will win this year? Maybe you could do another copy and paste when Rangers win everything. [/quote] LOL - sour grapes? Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: fergus8 on April 16, 2008, 05:02:31 PM thats a desert
Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: GlasgowBandit on April 16, 2008, 05:04:09 PM Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: dan on April 16, 2008, 05:23:55 PM LOL sorry grapes..............No
I just thought it was slightly ammusing that a supporter from a club who is going to win fuck all in a league that our women would win should drag up old jokes like that one. I could understand Nemisis posting it 2 years ago but why would a Celtic fan bring it back up :dontask: Come on Rangers Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: henrik777 on April 16, 2008, 11:46:39 PM Slagging off Scottish football and being told about the competitive record between clubs has also been done before. Try getting a sense of humour as you are not likely to have much problems with a repeat on that score !! Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: GlasgowBandit on April 16, 2008, 11:54:41 PM Slagging off Scottish football and being told about the competitive record between clubs has also been done before. Try getting a sense of humour as you are not likely to have much problems with a repeat on that score !! lmaorofl :) Title: Re: Arsenal Post by: boldie on April 17, 2008, 08:38:26 AM Slagging off Scottish football and being told about the competitive record between clubs has also been done before. Try getting a sense of humour as you are not likely to have much problems with a repeat on that score !! lol :) |