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Title: Coaxing your HU Opponent Post by: NoflopsHomer on April 16, 2008, 04:42:10 AM So I play a lot of PLO turbo HU sngs, mostly $55 and $110, and found this one guy, who was ignorantly bad, complaining that his pair and flush draw (9-high) was a virtual coinflip vs my made straight. So at this point I'm roughly about 8-2 up on him when he declines the rematch option on Full Tilt, obviously I don't him to leave. Especially after a bad run at the 1/2 PLO tables.
Dealer: Foaming_Homer wins the pot (740) with a full house, Kings full of Sevens Bull George: another one Bull George (Observer): ur a joke Foaming_Homer (Observer): rematch then? Bull George (Observer): ill play you when you dont have a horseshoe up your butt Foaming_Homer (Observer): ok one sec Foaming_Homer (Observer): ... Foaming_Homer (Observer): ... Foaming_Homer (Observer): ... Foaming_Homer (Observer): ok it's out now Foaming_Homer (Observer): Can we play more? Bull George (Observer): ok then one more Bull George (Observer): register Dealer: Foaming_Homer shows a straight, Nine high Dealer: Foaming_Homer wins the pot (960) with a straight, Nine high Bull George: jDSGHlad Bull George (Observer): FOR FKS SAKE Bull George (Observer): go buy a lottery ticket Bull George (Observer): ur a joke Bull George (Observer): jesus fkkkkkkkkkkkk He wouldn't play me after that. :( But at least I can put the horseshoe back now. :) Title: Re: Coaxing your HU Opponent Post by: boldie on April 16, 2008, 08:57:39 AM lol very thinly disguised brag post there Floppy.
he is right though..you should buy a lottery ticket :) Title: Re: Coaxing your HU Opponent Post by: TheChipPrince on April 16, 2008, 09:20:03 AM ***Makes Note of Fishes Name***
F.......O........A.........M.........I..........N...........G H.........O.........M..........E..........R Title: Re: Coaxing your HU Opponent Post by: kinboshi on April 16, 2008, 09:32:17 AM A recent photo of Floppy:
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/kinboshi/horseshoe.jpg) Title: Re: Coaxing your HU Opponent Post by: boldie on April 16, 2008, 09:33:20 AM A recent photo of Floppy: (http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/kinboshi/horseshoe.jpg) WOW..he pushed it WAY up! Title: Re: Coaxing your HU Opponent Post by: Claw75 on April 16, 2008, 10:03:43 AM I've never tried playing with a horseshoe up my arse - does it really help?
Title: Re: Coaxing your HU Opponent Post by: AndrewT on April 16, 2008, 10:10:34 AM Floppy braces himself for the insertion of the horseshoe.
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41779000/jpg/_41779670_kick_getty_416.jpg) Title: Re: Coaxing your HU Opponent Post by: kinboshi on April 16, 2008, 10:40:47 AM LOL - his butler must be on holiday, so he got his security detail to do the honours instead.
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/kinboshi/butler.png) Title: Re: Coaxing your HU Opponent Post by: action man on April 16, 2008, 12:07:57 PM flops maybe it would have been +ev to let him win the last one to keep in in for a few more?
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