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venue has been booked it is ::

Powerleague Soccercentre
Thane Rd
Lenton La Ind Est,
Nottingham,
NG7 2TG

phone:0115 986 7890

it is on the same industrial estate as Dusk Til Dawn literally 2 minutes away.

all team captains to report with there team at 10.50 am ready to play.

the cost will be £25 a team ( this will increase to £30 if a team lets us down on the day)out of which pitch and ball fees will be paid and also a referees fee (free entry to the bash comp for his trouble)

fixtures:

 11.00am sweaty socks v northern monkeys
 11.12am sheep shaggers v the bitches
 11.24am sweaty socks v southern softies
 11.36am the bitches v northern monkeys
 11.48am sheep shaggers v southern softies
 12.00pm the bitches v sweaty socks
 12.12am northern monkeys v sheep shaggers
 12.24am the bitches v southern softies
 12.36am sheep shaggers v sweaty socks
 12.48am southern softies v northern monkeys
 
due to time restrictions and the fact we have 5 teams all matches will be one half of 11 minutes with 1 minute between games.

2 points for a win 1 for a draw and 0 for a loss.
the team with the most points after all matches is declared the winner, in the event of teams tied on points then goal difference will decide the winners, if still tied then goals scored, if still tied then we have a ruck and the last man standing team wins!

each team must only have 6 players on the pitch at any one time.

substitutions will be roll on roll off but must only be made when the ball is dead and the referee must be made aware of changes.

the ball must be kept under head height at all times, under head height is defined as under the referees height. failure to do so is punished by a free kick to the opposition

all free kicks are direct and any wall must be at least 6 feet away

goalkeepers must only roll out the ball underarm, no overarm throw or kicking out.

no players are allowed in either penalty area and neither goalkeeper is allowed out of there area.

if an attacker deliberatly goes in the area its punished with a free kick  to the defending side which is taken by the goalkeeper by way of a roll out.

if a defender deliberatly goes in his own area it is punished by an award of a penalty to the opposition.

all free kicks are direct and any wall must be at least 6 feet away.

matches will be start with a drop ball and restarts after a goal will be via a centre.

no slide tackles allowed

players must only wear trainers or astro turf trainers, no boots moulded or otherwise.

shinpads are recommended but not compulsary as are cricket boxes (a good idea when playing the ladies team guys)

straight off, in the shower and nandos for 1.30pm sit down for those attending (see seperate thread)

any questions on this thread please

nice one, loving the start time, thought we were looking at much earlier.

so it's footy, quick shower there and then stroll across to DTD via Nandos I guess

Nice one fella :)up

Should get more spectators at that time and it being so close to DTD. 


(I guess the City Ground was already booked then?)

would be great to get loads of spectators there to see the boyband members get owned!

Soooooo, glad you're giving us that extra bit of sleep time.  Last time around was a killer.  Cheers!!!

11am is fine imo with the tournament not commencing til 3pm.

gives those miners no excuse with oversleeping!

It's perfect if you ask me.  Just late enough for the old folks and early enough to mess up the boy band.   rotflmfao

 ;nemesis;

mild coma's ftw.

FYP

fixtures added to the opening post

Good work fella :)up

Is that the final at 12:48?

:dontask:

Cheers for sorting this all out Paul  :cheers:

no final mate just a league system but i imagine the 12.48 will be the decider  ;)

late enough for me to come and cheer for the best looking team even if they do get owned,lol

WHAT?!  You'd better have black on so you can join the ladies team if you're there.  After missing out due to a late sleep last time...no excuses Missy!

We wont get owned tho imo.

lol

I heard this was the pitch -- suits me I have one leg shorter than the other

that's cool.  I can sit in those bushes and have a fag.

flushys been known to have a fag in those bushes too   ;whistle;

perhaps I'll just watch then.

whatever turns you on lol

I may be there to support everyone.    ;woohoo;

FFS, we have to play first, our team will half dead @11

don't worry about the first game. I'm not showing up 'til the 11.36 one cos there's no chance the jocks'll turn up for the tourney

ive been assured by geo they will be!

what price just geo and eck attending lol

can i ? can i ?

please?

What price just those two attending, but Geo outdrawing us and winning 4-3?

In so far for the Jocks:

Geo
Eck
Mccol
Bazzabhoy
seven2unsuited
Chippieleicester
Bazclef
Ecosse


Geo

you've put yourself in twice mate

They need all the help they can get.

I'm never quite sure which Geo will turn up.

Geo

playing rules added to opening post

Rules...sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ok a few rules questions / suggestions..

all free kicks are direct and any wall must be at least 6 feet away

What happens if the freekick is closer than 6 feet to the edge of the area, can you place your wall on the edge of the box?

goalkeepers must only roll out the ball underarm, no overarm throw or kicking out.

Is this only if the ball is in hand? What is there is a backpass to feet or if the ball rolls into the area, can the keeper kick it then? Kicking below head high should be allowed IMO.

if a defender deliberatly goes in his own area it is punished by an award of a penalty to the opposition.

What defines deliberately? Surely no defender would deliberately go into their area if they know a penalty would be awarded. Perhaps we can change the rule to only if the ball is played in the area by a defender, that way it prevents a multitude of soft penalties and winning on a technicality.

the ball must be kept under head height at all times, under head height is defined as under the referees height. failure to do so is punished by a free kick to the opposition

If there is a shot that rebounds of the keeper and goes over head height what happens? Give the ball back to the keeper or are they penalised?


Just clearing things up ;)

Rich.

Jeeeezzzz...

Im sure that will be the rules but if ITB has other ideas im sure he will tell..

Sounds about right to me.  Play on...

spot on rooks, thanks saved me a job  :)up

Head height is a bit iffy. Can't show off my Duncan Ferguson bullet headers :(

glad to see your back playing mate, wouldnt been the same without you!

i think your pullout was a ploy from the monkeys anyway to lul us into a false sense of security lol

Can we wear moulds?

quote from the rules

players must only wear trainers or astro turf trainers, no boots moulded or otherwise.

and im not debating, we have had this debate and im not doing it again!

ffs. Looks like all we can wear are fuckin sandals!

As long as they dont have moulds on them.

:D

Just clearing things up

Ger

EDIT: Oh I noticed spikes were not on the banned list of footwear  ;whistle;

official news tonight "rookie injured"!!!!!!

:(

Linged?

Does it make a difference ?!?!?

Are you playing?

How serious?  Not playing serious, or it hurts but I can still play not serious?

it hurts but I can still play not serious?

;bumwiggle;

was that an answer or a question? I'm all confused

-?

Good.  So I still get to kick you.

Guys I'm gutted but can't make footie. Childcare has fallen through this morning and I'm now frantically trying to sort out something for this afternoon/tonight.

I'm happy to chip in cos of late notice. Have texted Danny. Come on the Welsh! (one time for the Welsh)

I'm still trying to find the pitch!!!!!!!! :'(

so are the scots

thats the only excuse for the results

Never in doubt...

rotflmfao - the journey to the football was another comedy moment. 

Thanks again to ITB for organising the footy.  'Twas good fun and well done to the sheep-botherers. 

Cheers Turny.