blonde poker forum

Community Forums => The Lounge => Topic started by: lucky_scrote on April 25, 2008, 02:25:21 AM



Title: Problem with girls...need advice
Post by: lucky_scrote on April 25, 2008, 02:25:21 AM
So I'm really having problems lately, I guess I'm kinda shy. I started to get to know some girl called carly. After knowing her for a couple weeks I decided to ask her out on a date, she said "Sure, we can go out as a date as friends." It kinda killed me because I knew that I might be screwed...or was I?

So anyhow, we go out for a nice meal followed by a walk through the park to take her home. My brain was tickin and I didn't wanna get stuck in the friends zone so as I get to her door I decided to say we're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just gotta tell you what I'm feeling... gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. We've known each other for so long, your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on, we know the rules and we're gonna play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling, don't tell me you're too blind to see.


Title: Re: Problem with girls...need advice
Post by: raab11 on April 25, 2008, 02:27:34 AM


never ever ever quote rick astley.

i dont know much but i know that


Title: Re: Problem with girls...need advice
Post by: Bongo on April 25, 2008, 02:27:52 AM
text based rick roll?  ;grr;


Title: Re: Problem with girls...need advice
Post by: bobby1 on April 25, 2008, 02:32:36 AM
So I'm really having problems lately, I guess I'm kinda shy. I started to get to know some girl called carly. After knowing her for a couple weeks I decided to ask her out on a date, she said "Sure, we can go out as a date as friends." It kinda killed me because I knew that I might be screwed...or was I?

So anyhow, we go out for a nice meal followed by a walk through the park to take her home. My brain was tickin and I didn't wanna get stuck in the friends zone so as I get to her door I decided to say we're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just gotta tell you what I'm feeling... gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. We've known each other for so long, your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on, we know the rules and we're gonna play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling, don't tell me you're too blind to see.

To be honest if that didnt knock her bandy then you have no chance.


Title: Re: Problem with girls...need advice
Post by: raab11 on April 25, 2008, 02:34:03 AM
So I'm really having problems lately, I guess I'm kinda shy. I started to get to know some girl called carly. After knowing her for a couple weeks I decided to ask her out on a date, she said "Sure, we can go out as a date as friends." It kinda killed me because I knew that I might be screwed...or was I?

So anyhow, we go out for a nice meal followed by a walk through the park to take her home. My brain was tickin and I didn't wanna get stuck in the friends zone so as I get to her door I decided to say we're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just gotta tell you what I'm feeling... gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. We've known each other for so long, your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on, we know the rules and we're gonna play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling, don't tell me you're too blind to see.

To be honest if that didnt knock her bandy then you have no chance.

lol

not much to add except maybe

* Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you



Title: Re: Problem with girls...need advice
Post by: lucky_scrote on April 25, 2008, 02:55:49 AM
lol



Title: Re: Problem with girls...need advice
Post by: boldie on April 25, 2008, 09:46:23 AM
I think it's impressive you got someone to go out with you at all considering you call yourself "lucky Scrote" :)


Title: Re: Problem with girls...need advice
Post by: scotty2hatty on April 25, 2008, 10:56:06 AM
So I'm really having problems lately, I guess I'm kinda shy. I started to get to know some girl called carly. After knowing her for a couple weeks I decided to ask her out on a date, she said "Sure, we can go out as a date as friends." It kinda killed me because I knew that I might be screwed...or was I?

So anyhow, we go out for a nice meal followed by a walk through the park to take her home. My brain was tickin and I didn't wanna get stuck in the friends zone so as I get to her door I decided to say we're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just gotta tell you what I'm feeling... gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. We've known each other for so long, your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on, we know the rules and we're gonna play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling, don't tell me you're too blind to see.

Brilliant


Title: Re: Problem with girls...need advice
Post by: lucky_scrote on April 25, 2008, 12:23:02 PM
 
I think it's impressive you got someone to go out with you at all considering you call yourself "lucky Scrote" :)

Hi I'm dan, but on the Internet they call me lucky_scrote *wink*




I'm not quite sure how many people have taken this thread seriously but it is, believe It or not, a rick roll.

When I do have women problems I won't be posting them on the Internet LOL


Title: Re: Problem with girls...need advice
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on April 25, 2008, 04:43:31 PM
Just use the line I used on Ling.. (first words i actually said to her, via text!!)

"Wanna go out, have some chicken? Have some sex? You know, see what happens?"

Let me know if you have as much success with that line as I did!


Title: Re: Problem with girls...need advice
Post by: Snatiramas on April 25, 2008, 04:49:11 PM
oh deary me


Title: Re: Problem with girls...need advice
Post by: taximan007 on April 25, 2008, 04:50:25 PM
oh deary me

Lol, same wavelength me thinks


Title: Re: Problem with girls...need advice
Post by: tikay on April 25, 2008, 05:04:17 PM
Just use the line I used on Ling.. (first words i actually said to her, via text!!)

"Wanna go out, have some chicken? Have some sex? You know, see what happens?"

Let me know if you have as much success with that line as I did!

I just tried it. I'll let you know what she says.