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Title: Crap jokes but made me laugh Post by: HOLDorFOLD on April 27, 2008, 11:58:21 PM If your lover has put on weight get them to walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles in the evening ... by the end of a week the fat fucker will be 42 miles away.
A family are driving behind a dust cart when a dildo flies out and hits their windscreen. Embaressed, and to protect her young daughters innocence, the woman says "gosh, that was a big insect!" To which the little girl replies "I'm surprised it can fly with a cock like that!" A man starts dating a young woman and says"I have to warn you, I'm built like a baby down there". The woman replies "size isn't everything, there's more to a relationship than sex". After several dates they go to bed and the woman winces in pain when he finally enters her and she says "Shit that hurts, I thought you said you was built like a baby down there" He says "I am, it's 8lbs and 11oz". Title: Re: Crap jokes but made me laugh Post by: scotty2hatty on April 28, 2008, 11:50:50 AM the second one actually had me lolling
Title: Re: Crap jokes but made me laugh Post by: RED-DOG on April 28, 2008, 11:53:25 AM the second one actually had me lolling Me too. Title: Re: Crap jokes but made me laugh Post by: MANTIS01 on April 28, 2008, 08:56:17 PM Why are there no casinos in China?
Because the Chinese hate Tibet. Title: Re: Crap jokes but made me laugh Post by: bolt pp on April 28, 2008, 09:10:04 PM Why are there no casinos in China? Because the Chinese hate Tibet. you should get down the golden nugget casino Title: Re: Crap jokes but made me laugh Post by: lucky_scrote on April 29, 2008, 01:37:01 AM Why are there no casinos in China? Because the Chinese hate Tibet. Lol. |