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A work in progress, I'll try to fill in as much detail as I can to make it all a bit easier.

So far:

Friday

Kids Night Out - 7:30 at Walkabout.

Grown Ups - Holiday Inn Bar from 3:30 onwards, Chambers Pub from 7:30.

General get together for anyone and everyone - Holiday Inn Bar 3:30 onwards.

Saturday

10.50am - Footy  = please see this thread (http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=33014.0) for venue info.

12 noon - DT (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)D (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde) opens = Details  (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/locate.php)of how to get there.

1:30 - Post Footy meal at Nandos = Information about this can be found here (http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=33017.0).

2pm - 6pm Buffet = Menu, and to put your name down on the list here (http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=31903.0).

3pm - Comp starts =  you can get online buyin info here (http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=31961.0).

7pm -  cash/sngs and general merriment (getting rather tipsy/drunk) for the rest of the evening.

8pm - £50 DT (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)D (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)'s NLHE Freeze Out.


Sunday

12 noon - DT (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)D (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde) opens for Sunday Lunch

1pm - Quiz  = Find a Team here (http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=33107.0).

2pm - Roshambo

2pm - Heads Up Comp = Information here (http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=31966.0).

4pm - PLO freezeout comp = Information on this thread (http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=31962.0).

7.30pm standard DT (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde)D (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/index.php?affiliate=blonde) £100 NLHE Freeze Out.

Cash, SnG's and yet more general merriment (getting rather tipsy/drunk) for the rest of the evening.

Thanks Jane

cheers Jane!

Are we allowed to get tipsy and merry before 7pm or is that the earliest?

Your welcome  :)

Tipsiness will be allowed before 7pm (but with compulsory merriment) , as long as the drunk part follows later. See, I'm not too strict  ;D

Of course.... I will not stand for anyone not being inebriated to a high standard after 10pm on Friday.

That goes without saying.

I am certan I will be sufficiently in the proper state by (looks at watch) 12:31pm friday -- by 10pm draw our own conclusions -- lets party

 ;indestructable; ;smackedbottom; me sober

really starting to wonder if signing up for footy was a good idea.......

me raised by indians in the wild west -- have a fortune in bonds -- have bedded Kelly Brook -- and I am sober -- lol fantasies eh!

Oh as as for the footie --I'll look after you -- promise

as as ? - hmm pissed again

thanks jane

you forgot the nandos post footie meal at 1.30pm

thanks x

Will add it now Paul.

many thanks and a great idea a 1 stop thread

I assume this doesn't include me, naturally.

That is, if I make it to BB6, not looking that likely at the moment...

Excellent, thanks.
 ;applause;

How come m8?

Jane, can we add in the friday afternoon pre-drinks drinks in the Holiday Inn (not the city centre one though, the one we're all staying in) bar please. for anyone going on the kids' night out, the grown ups' night out or neither. looks like it'll be from about 3-3.30 onwards. ta

I'm too quick for you, but great minds think alike  ;D

obv true.

but why've you left the kidz out of the early meet up? there'll cry if they see that

LOL,  I realised the same thing and have added a general get together.

 :)up

Money issues. You'll be the first to know if I can't.

Question!!

I need to go home Sunday night (which I'm not happy about) as i'm starting a new job monday morning what time should i book my train for???  don't want to miss out but also don't want to be totally useless for my first day!!

 sooo tempting to leave early monday morning but can't!

ahem!  Have you seen your PM........:D

last train of course!

n1 mate no worries.

Hope you make it.

Love blonde bash sunday nights, full of hard core piss heads ... always a cracking night :)

I will make it up for the Sunday night, all being well

wouldn't be the same without "12 card jacks wild deuces are really sixes hi lo stud" would it?


and 12 dtd burgers of course, got to beat my secret record. OOps.

bB 5 sunday night=yellow food. priceless

Try not to leave it so late that we're tanked and hopeless at understanding the rules to yer madness.  Not that I've any hope stone cold sober, but any chance is better than no chance. 

What do I look like, a Magic 8 Ball? Mystic Meg? lol  ;)

I really have no idea what time, I would guess after you think you'll be out of the HU comp, and before the time that you think "sod work, I'm having too much of a laugh to leave now"

throw a sickie imo. may as well start the job as you mean to go on

Sickie is a very good idea - as Kev said, the Sunday nights are the best! (apart from the fact all the mods are officially off duty then... relax and chill time)

bb1 - I actually remember very little of (read into that what you will  ;whistle; )

bb2 - playing a comp (being rather tipsy too) with some the best Scottish lads I have ever met (and how will I ever forget the power of Newmanseye's Lucky Dollar) all in blind for ages and couldn't lose a hand! The most fun I have ever had in a poker comp.

bb3 - TheTank Vegas story, you had to be there but I can honestly say I have never literally cried with laughter for so long before. A group of us using nearly every glass in the Village Hotel - then having them stacked behind me in a glass mountain (whilst playing Village Roll).

bb4 - This was a Chiiiiiiiiiiilll evening, most of were knackered and de-stressing, we sat, talked, laughed, took silly picks of us all in blonde poker glasses, and ended up in a nice warm merry glow.

bb5 - The Yellow Sunday it shall always be known as, a historic event.

Sunday at blonde bash's - you know you're worth it!

an absolute classic. What with that and Ironside's knock knock joke I was in stitches most of the night :D

yep, sunday's rock- my memories

bB1- no memory at all, possibly in the same state as Jane

bB2- abs superb quality comp with the locals, finalled with Jen, TJ (who chopped it HU) and others. if my memory is correct it then turned out TJ hadn't booked a hotel so we kept him company until the trains started. an absolutely ridic sng, £20 buy in, 6 handed, ended up with about a £500 prize pool due to a lot of rebuying. then some ridic double flop cash

bB3- cashed in the turbo tourney with the locals, then a curry with the dirtiest tabletalk ever (obv because cupcake was there) followed by the funniest ever session in a hotel bar, great poker and sex act re-enactment. finished drinking an hour before I had to go home

edit- just read claw's reply. isonride's knock knock joke=one of the funniest things ever but make sure you're drunk first

bB4- won all of isonride's euros in a set of ridic sngs before legging it into town with tantrum to get the last train

bB5- cashed again in tourney with locals (sundays are good to me) then proceeded to get more drunk with blonde's true reprobates and the yellow food moment

can't wait for sunday week now

wish i was staying for the Sunday night now :(

may be not the best idea but i can see that happening, if i do make it home sunday my hotel room is booked till monday and is non refundable so anyone wanting to stay can use it, i'll make sure they clean it!

have they a dealer at dtd who can deal this and whats the juice?

bb1 disapeared with a young lady around 10pm

bb2 got runner ruunered by snoopy in the charity game then played stt untill it was time for tikay to get his flight

bb3 played stts blind then curry then tried to get early night finnally got to bed around 4am

bb4 wasnt well lost some euros and my mobile sat around and tried to stay sober

bb5 remembered using live updates with laptop but cant remember what of finally got an early night around 11 45pm was getting picked up for aiport run at OMGIE o'clock in the morning

Only a bad friend would a) remember a very embarrassing story his pal told him when drunk, then b) make him tell everyone else when drunk with the warning "I'll just make it worse if I tell it". ;D

That session had lots of moments where I was in real pain through laughing too much.

Was also the session where I shouted "Cupcake!!" across the bar of the hotel & went over and hugged another bald bloke - in front of all the famillies eating Sunday lunch ;D - I didnt realise what I'd done but Teacake was kind enough to remind me  ;ashamed;

Perhaps the funniest drinking session ever, capped off by the mountain of glasses!

We were all going to go play the sunday comp in the casino i remember, then we all decided we couldn't be arsed so just carried on drinking instead, clearly the better idea!

if i shake you hard enough you'll give me an answer

Hi Guys. Its my first Blonde Bash - all very exciting.

Just looking for a clear list of must do's over the weekend and maybe some must nots thrown in for good measure

must do- as much as possible from page 1 of this thread, drink, have fun

must not- sleep


I'd suggest the best thing to do is just go with the flow, things'll just happen and it'll be good fun.
show up in the holiday inn bar on the friday afternoon and go from there.
if you don't know anyone it won't be too hard to figure out who the blondes are, we'll be the group surrounded by empty glasses, talking poker and taking the piss out of each other quite loudly

anf a few people will be wearing blondepoker shirts just for good measure

what he said.  When are you arriving?  Look forward to meeting you!

No worries...everyone will look after you.  To be honest, this is only the 2nd bash for hubby and I, but everyone was sooooooo welcoming at the first one, there's no way we'd miss a return trip!!!  Holiday Inn bar from 3:00 on...look for the loud lot.  All you have to do is walk up and ask, 'From Blonde?' and we'll take the intros from there.

this will be my first so go gentle with me...i am delicate

We weren't welcoming, we were just scared.

 rotflmfao  Mind yerself or I'll bring me gun again.   rotflmfao

Scared -- we were abso-fecking-lutely petrified (still are)

See how easy it is to work this crowd?   ;nemesis;  You'll be grand.   :)up

Hopefully I can make it to the Friday afternooner, would be good to meet a few of you guys before I lose all my money. ;surrender;

Haven't been across to the DTD club either so should be an eye opener compared to my poker education in Stoke on Trent.

I won't be too hard to spot me either looking underage, with an Essex accent and looking for beer.

One clue - I look nothing like Colchester Kev.

NOBODY looks likes Colchester Kev!   rotflmfao

you arent going bald and have a wonky eye then ? ;)

excuse me ... I look a lot like him !!

Tis true...I'll give ya that one.

Wonky? I can see both ends of a bendy bus at the same time.

I call your blossoming baldness and raise you my receeding hairline!  :D

We might have to do an over/under on this one.  Where's ITB when ya need him?

You poor sod.

Tell me about it, everywhere I go people are always smiling & saying "Hi Kev, good to see you, got any blonde shirts or caps" ...  99.9% of people want to shake my hand, the other 00.1% want to stab me in the back.

But on the whole its a pleasure to look like that Colchester Kev fella ;)

only if your name's john merrick and then it will only be a slight improvement  ;D

Hush now Stallyon ... or I will tell poppet how loud you snore !!

id have thought i counted for a bit more than 0.1% ffs  ;D ;)

Turny, you are in the 99.9% mate xxx

ha ha...i sleep like a baby, smell like a rose in the morning and look like a film star when i first wake

(http://www.tvcrazy.net/tvclassics/cartoons/images/scoobydoo.jpg)

You're confusing stallyon with Technolog.   

your all wrong....here's a picture of me:

(http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/goonies0.jpg)

Any chance you'd give Red yer front teeth?  Don't reckon you need em.   rotflmfao

teeth? dont ya mean tooth lol

ill be in the holl inn bar for about 4 ish   pulinn i sickie 2morrow ftw

Hero play Sir ...  ;applause; ;applause; ;applause;

  ive never been one for letting work get in the way of a good piss up ill see u at the bar

See you there around 5 then mate.

Make that 6, we are never on time.

Just to be on the safe side, we will hopefully be there sometime before 7pm, as the organisation skills are terrible. Im just sat at home waiting for a phone call to inform on when we are actually going

Doesn't look like we will make tonight but fingers crossed for tomorrow.

Hope you can make it Mo. 

 :kiss:

We are setting off from here at 3ish ffs, not a quiz. Either Gib or Horneris picking you up and driving you 3 through to Leeds.

C u all at 7.

FYP

its true.