blonde poker forum

Why do we put ourselves through it every week ??

Because its fun, and we love getting sucked out on by donks ... oh yeah and cos the last standing blonde gets a T-Shirt :)





Its that time of the week again, pit your poker skills against over a thousand opponents (and about 30 blondes) ... you know how it works by now ...

For those who dont, we all gatecrash the 7.30 $10 NLHE $10k G'teed comp on blonde, and last luckbox standing scoops some added value courtesy of blonde.

if we get 10 the last surviving blonde will get $30 into their account

if we get 20 the last surviving blonde will get a personalised blondepoker polo shirt

if we get 30 or more the last surviving blonde will get the shirt and $50 into their account

Obviously the added prizes are only awarded to those playing the comp on the blonde skin.


Soooooooo Please post your screen name on this thread ONCE YOU HAVE REGISTERED

misleading thread title!

LOOOOOOOOOL Not at all, wait til the comp starts and everyone starts posting how they got knocked out ;)

Plus I do try different ways to get people to read the thread who never normally play the wed donkament ... ;)

I'll have to give it a miss.  I'm going on a date!!! :D

well I am in. I have a feeling i am gonna take this donkfest down gonna make the 50/100 level tonight.

anyone nice????

I'm in again as my alter ego JustHim.

Hmm, Just "the two shirts" Him - I like that  ;)

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A slack 2 minutes:

GrierBlonde
jarv4
JustHim
KevIRL4
maccol
sharpy007
5Laxie
Tonji
ThrowOnD

Sigh ... Family commitments mean I have to go out this evening, so I cant play.

Would a nice blondeite be able to collate all the names into a list for me, so I know how many runners we get etc ... I should be back before 10pm so will be able to rail those that are still in ... I am obviously gutted cos I was sooooooo gonna win this tonight.

In...expect the regular exit before The Apprentice starts  :D

yes - lovely :)

i agree - my semi was getting ready in anticipation


my idea of lovely is any 2 of the following:

1. big boobs
2. big bum
3. pulse

I'm in and will do me best to keep a list sorted for ya Kev. 

5Laxie

Im in

KevIRL4

Ok, donkfest time again.

ThrowOnD

I'm in as jarv4

Why do I put myself through this habitual humiliation, I am in. GrierBlonde.

i'm in as sharpy007

Im in as maccol

 ;all-in; anfukf

I'm in Flea71

Why not, TheChipPrince

im in. I will probs donk out after 5 mins and then rail laxie 2 the win. Thats the plan

 :hello:

 :)up

Love to but home game starts at the same time (no lappys at the table -- tough TD  :redcard: )

im in for a laugh

im in ffs

vinnycalent

I'm in - matth50

In

Evilpie2

Contenders ready !!!!!

Pawprint1975 ready !!!!!!!

Let battle commence

am in if i can stay connected long enough to play

Out already - K K obviously no good against 8 8.   8 on the river lol

Yer a star!!!  I was just getting dinner for the kids, but here now and ready to roll.  Good luck all!!!

I am in - ch1pchik - thanks

im still in!!!!!!!!!!

Early jump to 2280 could have been a bit more tho


 Jh Th in bb. 5 callers

flop  Ts 9c Jc

I bet 200, utg raises to 400 shortstack shoves 340

I shove, and utg calls

utg  Js 7h shortie  Kc Td

turn  2d

River  Ks to triple up shortie and rob me of 1300 chips!

Why do I bother,

Good luck guys !!!!

20 mins in and am now up and running

If I've left anyone out of the list above, give a shout here and I'll add you...cheers!

GL ALL

is the uptherazz a blonde im on there tab;le now

Out 5th hand.

AK all in called by AJ, AQ an K 10 for 8k pot

K on flop, 10 hits the turn.

No wonder you lot get stressed on Wednesdays

GL everyone who's left in

UL...now ya get it!   ;frustrated; rotflmfao

Blonde, but not sure if playing on the Blonde skin...sigh.

I'm down to a whopping 35 chips after walking into 92 os with me J10...as ya would do   rotflmfao

And that's me out...all in with hardly any chips and AJ, beat by Q6 soooooted.

Good luck to the rest of ya!!!

gone gl all left

JustHim has gone I think sure it was him went trip 2's against a straight on my table earlier.

I'm still in but getting nothing at moment.

Sure has...unlucky. 


 :'(  Not speaking to you since you're missing the bash

Just seen Ian get a walk on the BB.

A WALK!!! In a Donkfest!!!!!!

Well I never.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

;gobsmacked; Please tell me the SB was sitting out   :dontask:

This game's easy

Nope, I'm as amazed as you are!!!!!!

I'm out holding KQ on a K 9 2 flop bit short so went all in for 655 chips into a 800 pot called by 88 and an 8 on the turn was me gone "ce la vie".

I'm off for my coat and 50p !!

gl all

Gone....may be able to dicuss it later (a lot later)

 ;frustrated; ;frustrated; ;technophobe; ;nemesis; ;nemesis; ;grr; ;grr;

GL all remaining

3500

I run bad.  I forgot about this... never starts.

saved ureself some money mate

That's what I was thinking.  Got to be positive about these things.

;D

Pah

Will ye keep it together!!!  FFS...I want at least 2 Blondes at the final table...AND THAT'S AN ORDER!!!   ;nemesis;

im gone shoved my flush draw donk couldnt fold top two pair

im saving all my luck for saturday got a feeling im gonna final

Don't we all   rotflmfao

am long out

Gone!!!!

36 no good v ak >:?

a guy on my table has folded 12.50 chips 3 hands in a row.

LOL waiting for a monster

5160 at the break

Made the break, mainly due to spending all my time tring to get my Poker Tracker HUD to work.

Break update

6235 chips

64/387

2860 at break.

3K at break, this is isnt poker...

WELL DONE EVERYONE!!!   ;cheerleader; ;cheerleader; ;cheerleader;

Making the first break is always the toughest bit.  Piece of cake from here on out, so mind yer chippies and steal theirs!!!

Yer not half wrong there... rotflmfao  It gets better...promise...ish

12 and a half chips guy is now up to 700 lol

6975 at break......made the break 2 weeks in a row,I run good

 rotflmfao  Told ya it got better after the break.

Gone 338th...

He went out just after I posted that.

his KJ no good against 10 3 aipf

Gone. Again !!!!!!!!!!!!!

deary me rearise 2400 all in with  10 10 limper for 300 calls with K 7  and hits 2 pair

not much happening, still there with 6385

Card dead on 3800

In case ye didn't hear the order first time around...sigh.

How badly do I suck, let me count the ways (and it has nothing to do with me watching The Apprentice and not watching what I am doing) I am out.

UpTheRazz is blondeite BF'sCousinKev.

gone long time ago 310th i think im very proud  :D

Good man Kev!  Couldn't find it when we needed it.  Cheers!

forgot all aboot the apprentice.

tyty

Add UpTheRazz and that makes 24 i reckon... cheers all, and thatnks Laxie & Longines for the list

Gone 177. AQ. Q high flop. Donk makes flush with his K10.

just gone

3 Blondes left battling it out for that top spot.  Come on you lot!!!  Get it won!!! 

key double up for me

QK in the BB, call a shove

44 v QK

flop 72A

turn 10

river J


11770 now

And still at 11770 at the second break

50/113


one time pls

8975-at break.........just gonna carry on picking spots to shove

GL GL GL chaps ... i have your tables open, but cant chat cos i didnt play it ... but am on the rails.

Oh dear
50 minutes of not having a hand I could play,then allin 5 times in the last ten minutes,lost 3 won 2 ,finished the hour at about the same 8000 I started at. ;izimbra;

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!  I have to head out in 10 minutes, just when everything is getting good.   :'(  The rest of ye had better be railing them all the way to the final table and posting reports here so I can catch up on it later.  Cheers!!!

GOOD LUCK ALL 3!!!   ;cheerleader; ;cheerleader; ;cheerleader;

gone in 82nd.....nearly got my A,6 through

KevIRL is this weeks winner

Gone in 69th  A8 beaten by 44

wooo hooo!

4th time of trying I think. Now to take this tourney down (with the help of the poker gods)

decimated

AQvKJ aipf

he hits 2 K's on the board...

1bb left lol

Sick, ul mate, baboun321 is french, I am afraid you just cant believe how bad 99% of french players are on ipoker ... but god bless them, they pay my bills usually.

caught runner runner 5 with 56o against 99 to triple up

then got pf shove thru with K9o

11455 now

out in 56th

Chap had shoved a few times from the CO and I only had 6 left behind my small blind. Thought he might be at it

KQ against K5

no miracle 5 this time.

WP Kev, what size shirt would you like, I will add yours to next order after the bash.

Also what name do you want on it ?

Congrats on the win mate.

Thanks Kev

I'll take a large please and Kevin Kehoe for the name please.

Do you need my postal address?

Thanks for the rail too, although you couldnt chat, I could feel your presence (and the pressure ;))

wp kevirl.

Well done Kev!!!  Knew you'd get a shirt eventually and the odd bit of cash helps too.   ;applause; ;applause; ;hattip;

tyty Laxie. Its all about the t-shirt tbh. Even I had won the $2K first prize I'd value the t-shirt more (honest)

I'll be back next week to defend my title and win a t-shirt for Mrs KevIRL ;)

  ;applause; kev N1

Nice one fella, it will get ordered after the bash, and as soon as its done I will drop you a PM for address details....

Well done Kev, why are the French so bad?