|
Title: blonde goes AWOL Post by: tikay on May 16, 2008, 02:37:18 PM The blondepoker Home Page & Forum had an outage (= crashed) this morning, from about 2am until mid-morning. We don't know the cause yet, but if we find out, we'll let you know. Our apologies. We also need to change our Server, which is creaking under increased traffic levels, & we plan to do this, hopefully, some time next week. It will mean we will be "down" for about 24 hours, whilst Bongo fiddles about under the bonnet. As soon as we know when we plan this to take place, we'll let you know. Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: AndrewT on May 16, 2008, 02:43:27 PM Could you plan it for the first day Boldie is back from Cuba - make him think it's gone completely whilst he's been away?
Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: Laxie on May 16, 2008, 02:44:48 PM PMSL rotflmfao Poor Boldie
Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: kinboshi on May 16, 2008, 03:02:45 PM Could you plan it for the first day Boldie is back from Cuba - make him think it's gone completely whilst he's been away? ;tightend; Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: Nem on May 16, 2008, 03:09:39 PM Could you plan it for the first day Boldie is back from Cuba - make him think it's gone completely whilst he's been away? ;tightend; +1 Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: tikay on May 16, 2008, 03:34:11 PM I've been giving some thought as to how I'll do the Data Transfer to the new Server. I need to change the dns etc. At this stage I'd also like to do some db optimisations for the forum which will probably take several hours. DNS should be fully propogated within 24 hours and we're back up and running. Just need to sort out details to allow access before the dns has switched - maybe use the .org interface or setup a temp sub-filter of .com That should sort it. I'll multi-Table some $20-$40 whilst doing it, jut to keep my hand in. Any questions, feel free to ask. Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: bolt pp on May 16, 2008, 03:35:16 PM A way of life?
Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: turny on May 16, 2008, 03:39:47 PM Could you plan it for the first day Boldie is back from Cuba - make him think it's gone completely whilst he's been away? now that would be hilarious ;applause; rotflmfao Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: The_duke on May 16, 2008, 03:51:48 PM The blondepoker Home Page & Forum had an outage (= crashed) this morning, from about 2am until mid-morning. We don't know the cause yet, but if we find out, we'll let you know. Our apologies. We also need to change our Server, which is creaking under increased traffic levels, & we plan to do this, hopefully, some time next week. It will mean we will be "down" for about 24 hours, whilst Bongo fiddles about under the bonnet. As soon as we know when we plan this to take place, we'll let you know. Bongo fiddled whist Blonde burned ;marks; Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: SuffolkPunch on May 16, 2008, 04:44:38 PM I've been giving some thought as to how I'll do the Data Transfer to the new Server. I need to change the dns etc. At this stage I'd also like to do some db optimisations for the forum which will probably take several hours. DNS should be fully propogated within 24 hours and we're back up and running. Just need to sort out details to allow access before the dns has switched - maybe use the .org interface or setup a temp sub-filter of .com That should sort it. I'll multi-Table some $20-$40 whilst doing it, jut to keep my hand in. Any questions, feel free to ask. So how old are you really? Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: redsimon on May 16, 2008, 05:29:26 PM I've been giving some thought as to how I'll do the Data Transfer to the new Server. I need to change the dns etc. At this stage I'd also like to do some db optimisations for the forum which will probably take several hours. DNS should be fully propogated within 24 hours and we're back up and running. Just need to sort out details to allow access before the dns has switched - maybe use the .org interface or setup a temp sub-filter of .com That should sort it. I'll multi-Table some $20-$40 whilst doing it, jut to keep my hand in. Any questions, feel free to ask. Can you translate this into English ? :) Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: Laxie on May 16, 2008, 05:31:41 PM Tikay can't translate it without hours of google search first... because he has no idea what he's said rotflmfao
Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: The_duke on May 16, 2008, 05:38:44 PM I've been giving some thought as to how I'll do the Data Transfer to the new Server.
I wonder if the A34 interchange will be chokka tonight I need to change the dns etc. At this stage I'd also like to do some db optimisations for the forum which will probably take several hours. How can I prevent those whinging bastards from ever posting again DNS should be fully propogated within 24 hours and we're back up and running. My batteries are charging and I'll be up and away once I'm plugged back on the machine Just need to sort out details to allow access before the dns has switched - maybe use the .org interface or setup a temp sub-filter of .com I'll leave the .org running and point all the whinging bastards to that one -- Ahhh peace and tranquility That should sort it. I'll multi-Table some $20-$40 whilst doing it, jut to keep my hand in. I'll donk some cash off tonight in order to purge myself Any questions, feel free to ask. DON'T YOU DARE Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: boldie on May 16, 2008, 05:41:39 PM Could you plan it for the first day Boldie is back from Cuba - make him think it's gone completely whilst he's been away? You have no idea how much my life sucks. Got back from Holiday and ready to log in to blonde only to find it 's down...dammit!...got worse though. I read some emails and try Blonde again only to find the internet fails me completely...on the phone to my ISP..who can't help me..on the phone to the guys that supply my router who can't really help...back on the phone to my isp who can now finally help after I tell them what to do. Only got back online a little wholie ago :( Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: RED-DOG on May 16, 2008, 05:49:16 PM Welcome home.
Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: boldie on May 16, 2008, 05:50:59 PM Welcome home. thanks, Mr Red. I just finished TJ's diary...am saving catching up on yours for when I have a few hours to spare...can't just skim yours like I can TJ's :) Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: stallyon on May 17, 2008, 11:12:28 AM I've been giving some thought as to how I'll do the Data Transfer to the new Server. I need to change the dns etc. At this stage I'd also like to do some db optimisations for the forum which will probably take several hours. DNS should be fully propogated within 24 hours and we're back up and running. Just need to sort out details to allow access before the dns has switched - maybe use the .org interface or setup a temp sub-filter of .com That should sort it. I'll multi-Table some $20-$40 whilst doing it, jut to keep my hand in. Any questions, feel free to ask. What worries me is that I understood all that - does that make me a geek? Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: Colchester Kev on May 17, 2008, 11:43:07 AM I've been giving some thought as to how I'll do the Data Transfer to the new Server. I need to change the dns etc. At this stage I'd also like to do some db optimisations for the forum which will probably take several hours. DNS should be fully propogated within 24 hours and we're back up and running. Just need to sort out details to allow access before the dns has switched - maybe use the .org interface or setup a temp sub-filter of .com That should sort it. I'll multi-Table some $20-$40 whilst doing it, jut to keep my hand in. Any questions, feel free to ask. What worries me is that I understood all that - does that make me a geek? Yep ... NEXT. Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: DUNK619 on May 17, 2008, 11:44:43 AM I've been giving some thought as to how I'll do the Data Transfer to the new Server. I need to change the dns etc. At this stage I'd also like to do some db optimisations for the forum which will probably take several hours. DNS should be fully propogated within 24 hours and we're back up and running. Just need to sort out details to allow access before the dns has switched - maybe use the .org interface or setup a temp sub-filter of .com That should sort it. I'll multi-Table some $20-$40 whilst doing it, jut to keep my hand in. Any questions, feel free to ask. What worries me is that I understood all that - does that make me a geek? Yep ... NEXT. Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: Colchester Kev on May 17, 2008, 11:45:37 AM I've been giving some thought as to how I'll do the Data Transfer to the new Server. I need to change the dns etc. At this stage I'd also like to do some db optimisations for the forum which will probably take several hours. DNS should be fully propogated within 24 hours and we're back up and running. Just need to sort out details to allow access before the dns has switched - maybe use the .org interface or setup a temp sub-filter of .com That should sort it. I'll multi-Table some $20-$40 whilst doing it, jut to keep my hand in. Any questions, feel free to ask. What worries me is that I understood all that - does that make me a geek? Yep ... NEXT. Yep ... NEXT. Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: gatso on May 17, 2008, 11:47:28 AM I neither understood nor didn't understand. does that make me great?
Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: Colchester Kev on May 17, 2008, 11:48:35 AM I neither understood nor didn't understand. does that make me great? Nope, makes you a Thick Geek ... NEXT. Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: bolt pp on May 17, 2008, 11:49:27 AM Wheres Crayford?
Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: Colchester Kev on May 17, 2008, 11:50:23 AM Wheres Crayford? Crayford is a town and electoral ward in the London Borough of Bexley ..NEXT. Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: jizzemm on May 17, 2008, 11:52:12 AM How much do you love the FACT thread??
Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: Colchester Kev on May 17, 2008, 11:54:27 AM How much do you love the FACT thread?? I like the FACT thread, it gives me great pleasure when i switch on my PC and see there are no new posts. So to answer the question, I dont love it, but i get on with it .. NEXT. Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: gatso on May 17, 2008, 11:54:40 AM Wheres Crayford? Crayford is a town and electoral ward in the London Borough of Bexley ..NEXT. shiiiiiiiiiib it Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: bolt pp on May 17, 2008, 12:00:02 PM I cant believe i'm saying this ::).......................wheres itb to back me up? ;D
Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: jizzemm on May 17, 2008, 12:00:43 PM Who do you want to win the FA Cup?
Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: Colchester Kev on May 17, 2008, 12:03:16 PM I cant believe i'm saying this ::).......................wheres itb to back me up? ;D In bed with Charlotte ... NEXT. Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: stallyon on May 17, 2008, 12:04:08 PM I cant believe i'm saying this ::).......................wheres itb to back me up? ;D In bed with Charlotte ... NEXT. who'll come first Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: Colchester Kev on May 17, 2008, 12:04:29 PM Who do you want to win the FA Cup? Cardiff LDO ... Nothing better than seeing footy fans crying, and as I live in portsmouth, i wanna see tears and pain.. Cardiff FTW... NEXT. Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: Colchester Kev on May 17, 2008, 12:05:03 PM I cant believe i'm saying this ::).......................wheres itb to back me up? ;D In bed with Charlotte ... NEXT. who'll come first The winner .. NEXT Title: Re: blonde goes AWOL Post by: jizzemm on May 17, 2008, 12:06:05 PM Who do you want to win the FA Cup? Cardiff LDO ... Nothing better than seeing footy fans crying, and as I live in portsmouth, i wanna see tears and pain.. Cardiff FTW. And thats the end of my questions for now.. You can be part of the BB6 footy winning team for today Kev.... Off to cricket, but hardly cricket weather.. Come on Cardiff |