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Title: Blonde ode -- work in progress Post by: The_duke on May 16, 2008, 03:29:41 PM TK is the leader of this motley crew
The oldest man that you ever knew He never sleeps, is always on the go And how he’s alive we don’t know Red-Dog is a man with morals most sound At one with nature this gent can be found Everyone’s friend, not a bad word to say You certainly don’t find that every day Dewi, where do I start, he’s the king of Hop His online poker is the cream of the crop Find him playing live, with a glass of pure If he stayed awake he’d be rich for sure Kev is an enigma, a throwback, a real cool cat His penchant for sex aids is testament to that Watch him playing poker and you will recall That your game is not so bad after all Boldie is strange, reserved and demure Every word typed is full of manure Pity the man, he’s behind the pace Cos Kinboshi ahead in the posting race Kinboshi’s a sinister one, always a scream He spends all his time at the computer screen He has more posts than the frigging Royal Mail And was last seen at used cliché sale To be continued…………………………… Title: Re: Blonde ode -- work in progress Post by: Ecosse on May 16, 2008, 05:31:30 PM The Duke - A Big Man
Loves The Black & Tan, Though not when in pose, In all his Woman's clothes. Title: Re: Blonde ode -- work in progress Post by: The_duke on May 16, 2008, 05:44:22 PM added to the masterpiece rotflmfao
Title: Re: Blonde ode -- work in progress Post by: Britney Spears on May 16, 2008, 06:38:18 PM TK is the leader of this motley crew The oldest man that you ever knew He never sleeps, is always on the go And how he’s alive we don’t know Red-Dog is a man with morals most sound At one with nature this gent can be found Everyone’s friend, not a bad word to say You certainly don’t find that every day Dewi, where do I start, he’s the king of Hop His online poker is the cream of the crop Find him playing live, with a glass of pure If he stayed awake he’d be rich for sure Kev is an enigma, a throwback, a real cool cat His penchant for sex aids is testament to that Watch him playing poker and you will recall That your game is not so bad after all Boldie is strange, reserved and demure Every word typed is full of manure Pity the man, he’s behind the pace Cos Kinboshi ahead in the posting race Kinboshi’s a sinister one, always a scream He spends all his time at the computer screen He has more posts than the frigging Royal Mail And was last seen at used cliché sale To be continued…………………………… Tikay doesn't lead this crew As ageing wine and mould Would ramble through as they try to stew He simply is too old! Yes red dog really sets the bar A man of heart and soul He'll seek injustice near and far But still wont start a poll! Although our Dewie likes a drink As much he likes he's sleep And silly are the ones that think He's dreams are not of sheep! Kev sought out the mighty devil With whom he made a pact, Together they would seek to level Ipoker, thats a FACT! Though Boldie really tries his best His tipping is a crutch We needed reasons to detest Those backward thinking dutch ::) Kinboshi is a stand up guy, As reputable as a banker Constrained in words that cannot lie He's actually a complete.................really nice bloke, what? :dontask: Title: Re: Blonde ode -- work in progress Post by: boldie on May 16, 2008, 06:41:12 PM TK is the leader of this motley crew The oldest man that you ever knew He never sleeps, is always on the go And how he’s alive we don’t know Red-Dog is a man with morals most sound At one with nature this gent can be found Everyone’s friend, not a bad word to say You certainly don’t find that every day Dewi, where do I start, he’s the king of Hop His online poker is the cream of the crop Find him playing live, with a glass of pure If he stayed awake he’d be rich for sure Kev is an enigma, a throwback, a real cool cat His penchant for sex aids is testament to that Watch him playing poker and you will recall That your game is not so bad after all Boldie is strange, reserved and demure Every word typed is full of manure Pity the man, he’s behind the pace Cos Kinboshi ahead in the posting race Kinboshi’s a sinister one, always a scream He spends all his time at the computer screen He has more posts than the frigging Royal Mail And was last seen at used cliché sale To be continued…………………………… Tikay doesn't lead this crew As ageing wine and mould Would ramble through as they try to stew He simply is too old! Yes red dog really sets the bar A man of heart and soul He'll seek injustice near and far But still wont start a poll! Although our Dewie likes a drink As much he likes he's sleep Yet silly are the ones that think He's dreams are not of sheep! Kev sought out the mighty devil With whom he made a pact, Together they would seek to level Ipoker, thats a FACT! Though Boldie really tries his best His tipping is a crutch We needed reasons to detest Those backward thinking dutch ::) Kinboshi is a stand up guy, As reputable as a banker Constrained in words that cannot lie He's actually a.................really nice bloke, what? :dontask: finally someone who can compose a decent rhyme! Well done! Title: Re: Blonde ode -- work in progress Post by: The_duke on May 16, 2008, 08:00:55 PM Britney - we do have to comingle and compare -- super stuff
Title: Re: Blonde ode -- work in progress Post by: Claw75 on May 16, 2008, 09:21:30 PM Britney - we do have to comingle and compare -- super stuff nice line :D Title: Re: Blonde ode -- work in progress Post by: Laxie on May 17, 2008, 02:47:02 AM Easy to bake a cake when the recipe is sat in front of you.
Title: Re: Blonde ode -- work in progress Post by: boldie on May 17, 2008, 02:56:29 PM Easy to bake a cake when the recipe is sat in front of you. so you're baking the cakes for the next BB? Title: Re: Blonde ode -- work in progress Post by: HOLDorFOLD on May 17, 2008, 03:07:52 PM Easy to bake a cake when the recipe is sat in front of you. so you're baking the cakes for the next BB? CAKES - who said cakes ;indestructable; ;indestructable; ;indestructable; Nice post Duke :-) |