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Title: Will I?
Post by: stallyon on May 18, 2008, 03:44:41 PM
Ever meet a good woman? One who will love me for who I am and not try and change me...one who will not press charges???


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: celtic on May 18, 2008, 04:17:58 PM
.................. or get an injuction out against you ;)


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: stallyon on May 18, 2008, 04:41:07 PM
maybe one day


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: cia260895 on May 18, 2008, 07:36:32 PM
£10 says NOT


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: madasahatstand on May 18, 2008, 07:57:00 PM
Drink some diet Irn Bru, that might do the trick ;)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nh3X2s5D30&feature=related


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: stallyon on May 18, 2008, 08:08:53 PM
£10 says NOT

bah I'm not willing to lose a tenner


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: Flea on May 18, 2008, 08:11:22 PM
Ever meet a good woman?

I'd rather have a bad one  ;)


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: stallyon on May 18, 2008, 09:39:25 PM
ah...like the thinking..bad women are better....


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: bolt pp on May 18, 2008, 09:41:06 PM
No means no!!!!


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: tantrum on May 18, 2008, 09:43:33 PM
No means no!!!!
lol


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: madasahatstand on May 18, 2008, 09:44:46 PM
No means no!!!!

lolol :)


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: stallyon on May 18, 2008, 09:45:49 PM
yeah i found that out the hard way

no means no
and i'll call the cops really does mean i'll call the cops


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: madasahatstand on May 19, 2008, 07:35:31 AM
 ;booder; ;booder; ;booder; ;booder; ;booder; ;booder; ;booder; ;booder; ;booder;


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: boldie on May 19, 2008, 09:51:33 AM
Ever meet a good woman?

not if she sees you coming, you won't. I recommend sneaking up from behind.


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: stallyon on May 19, 2008, 10:02:00 AM
not if she sees you coming, you won't. I recommend sneaking up from behind.

with a hankie laced with chlorphorm? I like the style  ::)


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: cia260895 on May 19, 2008, 12:02:57 PM
not if she sees you coming, you won't. I recommend sneaking up from behind.

with a hankie laced with chlorphorm? I like the style  ::)

surely someone will fancy you conscious????


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: pokerram on May 19, 2008, 01:35:29 PM
Took me 40 yrs to find one but worth the wait


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: boldie on May 19, 2008, 01:37:06 PM
Took me 40 yrs to find one but worth the wait

chloroform and sleep depravation work for you as well?


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: stallyon on May 23, 2008, 12:07:03 PM
surely someone will fancy you conscious????

its not happened yet :'(


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: Claw75 on May 23, 2008, 12:09:01 PM
you are scary :o


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: stallyon on May 23, 2008, 12:10:24 PM
no i'm not - not really


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: Snatiramas on May 23, 2008, 12:19:32 PM
a good woman.....yes. Why not.
A woman who will not wan to change you.........not a hope in hell. All women want to change their man in some way


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: Acidmouse on May 23, 2008, 01:15:50 PM
Good women in Grimsby?


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: Indestructable on May 23, 2008, 01:28:24 PM
Drink some diet Irn Bru, that might do the trick ;)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nh3X2s5D30&feature=related

I had some of this the other  night in Glasgow. I would put this down as an aquired taste.  :D


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: stallyon on May 23, 2008, 03:16:00 PM
Good women in Grimsby?

they're ok if you like fish


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: Claw75 on May 23, 2008, 03:19:25 PM
a good woman.....yes. Why not.
A woman who will not wan to change you.........not a hope in hell. All women want to change their man in some way

Not true - I don't.  I would expect a man to take me for who I am and would never show the disrespect of expecting them to change in any way either.  If you don't like someone the way they are, find someone else.


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: stallyon on May 23, 2008, 05:18:49 PM
I would expect a man to take me for who I am and would never show the disrespect of expecting them to change in any way either.  If you don't like someone the way they are, find someone else.

y'know i totally agree so why is that a woman tries to change me....lets put it like this. i am totally honest, will never cheat, never lie and will always do my utmost to make a woman happy (despite what i actually post)....yet for some reason this is never good enough....women would always want someone that looks good and treats them like trash then they would someone like me....what do women actually want?


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: Claw75 on May 23, 2008, 05:21:02 PM
I would expect a man to take me for who I am and would never show the disrespect of expecting them to change in any way either.  If you don't like someone the way they are, find someone else.

y'know i totally agree so why is that a woman tries to change me....lets put it like this. i am totally honest, will never cheat, never lie and will always do my utmost to make a woman happy (despite what i actually post)....yet for some reason this is never good enough....women would always want someone that looks good and treats them like trash then they would someone like me....what do women actually want?

there's no answer to that question.  From a personal point of view, I would say that what women want (and men too I suppose) is someone who they 'click' with.  Sounds like you've just not met the right person yet.   You say you'll do your utmost to keep a woman happy - perhaps you're trying too hard?  Just be yourself :)


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: littlemissC on May 23, 2008, 05:36:40 PM
I would expect a man to take me for who I am and would never show the disrespect of expecting them to change in any way either.  If you don't like someone the way they are, find someone else.

y'know i totally agree so why is that a woman tries to change me....lets put it like this. i am totally honest, will never cheat, never lie and will always do my utmost to make a woman happy (despite what i actually post)....yet for some reason this is never good enough....women would always want someone that looks good and treats them like trash then they would someone like me....what do women actually want?
great post claire

stallyon i am one of those women,its like its built in me,lol..i always say i want the nice guy who treats me right but when i have him im bored..neverends for me

hope you find your mrs right..im sure shes out there somewhere

as for me,no hope IMO


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: Snatiramas on May 23, 2008, 06:18:32 PM
a good woman.....yes. Why not.
A woman who will not wan to change you.........not a hope in hell. All women want to change their man in some way

Not true - I don't.  I would expect a man to take me for who I am and would never show the disrespect of expecting them to change in any way either.  If you don't like someone the way they are, find someone else.

For sixteen years my darling wife has asked me to put my shoes at the bottom of the stairs. For sixteen years I have singularly failed to do so......change can be small


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: Colchester Kev on May 23, 2008, 06:30:54 PM
she must love you snat, if she didnt she would be asking you to leave those effin shoes at the bottom of the street !! :D


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: Snatiramas on May 23, 2008, 06:38:19 PM
True...she is a remarkable woman. I mean this evening she will come in again. See the shoes. Tut at me. Say. Why can't you leave your shoes at the bottom of the stairs, and then just carry on..........anyway Mrs. Snat and the snatlings are all coming up to Blackpool with me, so you will be able to judge for yourselves


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: gatso on May 23, 2008, 06:56:33 PM
why would anyone leave shoes at the bottom of the stairs? wouldn't people trip over them? obviously better than leaving them at the top of the stairs but still not good surely


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: DUNK619 on May 23, 2008, 07:06:36 PM
get yourself on the nunny or the grange classy women everywere m8


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: stallyon on May 23, 2008, 07:12:04 PM
get yourself on the nunny or the grange classy women everywere m8

lol...yes some very classy women on the nunny and grange...way outta my league ;)


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: DUNK619 on May 23, 2008, 07:15:53 PM
get yourself on the nunny or the grange classy women everywere m8

lol...yes some very classy women on the nunny and grange...way outta my league ;)
i wouldnt know m8 i live in the upmarket cleethorpes lol    do you still live in grimsby


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: stallyon on May 23, 2008, 07:20:49 PM
aye...certainly do....play in any pubs?


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: DUNK619 on May 23, 2008, 07:23:43 PM
aye...certainly do....play in any pubs?
i havent m8 dont know of anywere that offers poker


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: stallyon on May 23, 2008, 07:31:27 PM
aye...certainly do....play in any pubs?
i havent m8 dont know of anywere that offers poker

will pm ya - there's loads in grim and meggies


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: mondatoo on May 23, 2008, 10:29:13 PM
Cleethorpes 4 the win isnt the ratio of women to men there highest in the country.


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: stallyon on May 23, 2008, 11:40:29 PM
Cleethorpes 4 the win isnt the ratio of women to men there highest in the country.

it may well be - but have you seen the women???


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: mondatoo on May 23, 2008, 11:48:01 PM
lol no!!!


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: stallyon on May 24, 2008, 12:26:37 AM
lol no!!!

i rest my case

(http://www.tafsc.com/Imbdance4.jpg)


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: Ironside on May 24, 2008, 12:39:13 AM
lol no!!!

i rest my case

(http://www.tafsc.com/Imbdance4.jpg)

tidy


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: Jim-D on May 24, 2008, 01:21:13 AM
I would expect a man to take me for who I am and would never show the disrespect of expecting them to change in any way either.  If you don't like someone the way they are, find someone else.

y'know i totally agree so why is that a woman tries to change me....lets put it like this. i am totally honest, will never cheat, never lie and will always do my utmost to make a woman happy (despite what i actually post)....yet for some reason this is never good enough....women would always want someone that looks good and treats them like trash then they would someone like me....what do women actually want?
great post claire

stallyon i am one of those women,its like its built in me,lol..i always say i want the nice guy who treats me right but when i have him im bored..neverends for me

hope you find your mrs right..im sure shes out there somewhere

as for me,no hope IMO


Never knew you were looking for a Mrs right Fran?! :)


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: stallyon on May 24, 2008, 01:56:15 AM
Never knew you were looking for a Mrs right Fran?! :)

maybe she's trying to tell us something....come on, we're all adults here


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: Claw75 on May 24, 2008, 02:16:38 AM
Never knew you were looking for a Mrs right Fran?! :)

maybe she's trying to tell us something....come on, we're all adults here

maybe she's just sick of men?  :dontask:


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: stallyon on May 24, 2008, 09:33:25 AM
cant see why she could be


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: littlemissC on May 24, 2008, 02:30:36 PM
I would expect a man to take me for who I am and would never show the disrespect of expecting them to change in any way either.  If you don't like someone the way they are, find someone else.

y'know i totally agree so why is that a woman tries to change me....lets put it like this. i am totally honest, will never cheat, never lie and will always do my utmost to make a woman happy (despite what i actually post)....yet for some reason this is never good enough....women would always want someone that looks good and treats them like trash then they would someone like me....what do women actually want?
great post claire

stallyon i am one of those women,its like its built in me,lol..i always say i want the nice guy who treats me right but when i have him im bored..neverends for me

hope you find your mrs right..im sure shes out there somewhere

as for me,no hope IMO


Never knew you were looking for a Mrs right Fran?! :)
now jim you of all people know im not that way inclined but

Never knew you were looking for a Mrs right Fran?! :)

maybe she's trying to tell us something....come on, we're all adults here

maybe she's just sick of men?  :dontask:
this is true so not opposed to it if any decent offers come along


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: Jim-D on May 24, 2008, 02:56:49 PM
I know you're not that way inclined hun, doesn't stop me fantasising though.......  ;)


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: littlemissC on May 24, 2008, 02:59:37 PM
I know you're not that way inclined hun, doesn't stop me fantasising though.......  ;)
:-*


Title: Re: Will I?
Post by: pokerram on May 24, 2008, 03:01:57 PM
I found the ideal match was someone where you had alot of things in common, youve both got to have a sense of humour,and they love you for you not material things. God im sounding old now but ive been through this being in a relationship for 17 yrs more like brother and sister than a couple. you will all find the right one if you look hard enough. p.s failing that yes boldies right chloraform works wonders