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HI Babe

Nitemare :(

Car fucked up - leaked all the water - filled it up but it just pisses out :(

So cant play the comp and will have to get train home, cant even phone me cos my mobile is dead.

Should be home 1am ish and will have to get train back here tomorrow - might cost a fortune to get the car fixed :( Might be the water pump thats fucked, but hopefully just a loose pipe.

Do you think your Dad will lend us some cash for tomorrow? Or will I have to use mums credit card? I dont mind which, maybe easier to use mums credit card.

Miss you xxxxx

wtf

paul you could of used a PM

yeah i know. shit aint it :(

Cant even send pm's from here :(

Give me some credit, dont u think i would of if i could!!!!!

PM's blocked from here for some reason

RAC ftw

that'll be 50p

Yes I know - how stupid do i feel :(

only way they could block them is by blocking pop ups

if thats teh case just find a post of charmaines and click the IM button under her avatar then no pop up

and then PM will send

lol, if I could get home for 50p that would be a bonus!! ;)

Tried that already, its their netgear software that blocks it.

Trust me Iron, I tried everything

BTW, Can you tell Tightend he was still logged on here (Equal Chance) - I logged him off obviously

FAO of Charmaine

Knackered his car as promised, we've got 'til 1.00am

xx

 rotflmfao ;tightend;

loose change for the phone box FTW.

Sounds like your head gasket has gone.  Same thing happened to me last month on the way to GUKPT...If it is the head gasket its gonna cost a couple of hundred to get it fixed...Good luck getting home!

PMSL this has to be a windup

Why would I spend 20p when bonde is free ;)

Unfortunately not m8 :(

Fcuk my life

TY xx

Home is no problem, tube to Kings Cross then str8 to Cambridge

Paul

Have PMd the Missus re the thread.

I'd pay far more than 20p to avoid the inevitable piss taking ;)

lol bongo

Do you really think i'm bothered about piss taking?

If I was I'd never post on any forum again

Many Thx Robert

sry m8, but this thread is hilarious. BOB imo.

Well someone had to start the piss taking.

Least I haven't dropped $3.5k of someone else's money though ;)

Myself, Im actuall Im actually $3k up for the week

FYP for the actual price it cost to get me to get mine done lol!

And if the head gaskets gone on a beemer, trust me its a minimum 400-500 quid jobbie!

oops

 :o :'(

And thank you Robert xx


Good job i'm an avid reader of blonde lol

See you soon sweetie xxx

Just dont forget the toothfairy tonight !!!

See you soon xxx

Sounds like I did good saving the 20p!!
 8)

thinly veiled i played in a gukpt post imo

No you won't, I'll be off in time. xx

FFS NEVERENDS!!! lol

Lol  see ? always a silver lining  :)

If it cheers you up slightly, id say 350 quid minumum but thats if it all goes smoothly and there is no real damage to the engine, e.g. no cracks.

You're welcome xx

LMAO

Post by me about a disaster and it gets 137 views.

LMAO

Fcuk I'm popular ;)

Hope you all had a good laugh at my expense :)

wow another bad beat surely 50p

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao made ben and Harry laugh !!

We did, FACT. Thanks for brightening up my evening, the tele's crap tonight.

This has got 2 be best of blonde sorry to hear of your hassle m8 but surely the 20p call would've been easier still think flushy could be right and you just wanted 1 of ur posts to stay on.

You're welcome

Anything to brighten your day Robert :) - except sleeping with charmaine :)

lol im a tight arse what can i say ?

Still smiling though - 6 pints of fosters in an hour makes it easier though ;)

logging off now

(unlike Richard ;))

night night........... take your time

So Fkin Funny.

I haven't stopped laughing for last 5 mins what with some of the threads on here + anyone watching dom joly's complainers he's nuts.

thank you

Hope you enjoyed my PMs, how much will your silence on the various stages of suggestiveness cost?  ;marks; ;shitfanhit;

Bad news Paul

Due to inflationary pressures and credit crunchiness the toothfairys minimum rate is now well in excess of 20p.

No need to thank me.

Seriously, is Paul now in blonde's employment to boost traffic through humour?

I can see it now, M3boy in "The Fall Fact Guy"

Well back home now

Richard - im open to offers - the mod board sure made good reading ;)

Maccool - the first tooth cost me £5 , so 20p would be a bonus!

Alex - ummm nuff said really ;)

[X] access to mod account
[X] access to mod boards
[ ] log it off

FAIL.

Why are you trying to nip the father in law then? ;D

bankroll management ldo :)

because he needs the 3k to pay the garage :)

This thread cracked me up, thanks for that :)

LOL

Ive changed the title of the thread

Have fun! ;)

I think we should have a board...or maybe even a forum dedicated to it :)

What came first: The car being undrivable or the six pints of lager in an hour?  ;carlocitrone;

the one thing I don't understand about this whole thing is why someone with access to Tighty's a/c would fail to ban Kinboshi.

Don't you think that if anyone could ban Kinboshi they would already have done it? The man is untouchable.

Kinboshi hid the "Ban the Kin" button on his first day on tea making duties in the mods room.

LOL   oh dear

Paul, if you ever get stuck at Equal Chance again then bloody call me and I'll drive you home, im 10 mins away from it - save money and embarressment

entertaining reading though  ;D

that would be no fun!

Hope you got it all sorted Paul.

Nice offer mich, but he prefered to save 20p making the call and take the embarressment..

He's still waiting for the garage to look at the bloody car  ::) bloody buggy is in the bloody car boot  ::)

I could arrange to break down outside equal chance.....   ;whistle;

On the train coming home , with buggy !! bless him  :)

sorry, but this thread is definitely going into best of blonde


has he bought a "Baby Annabel" at toys R Us to transport in said buggy, or is he a grown man pushing an empty buggy? or has it been left folded?

details pls

knowing your luck Tom, Tighty would be passing by at that very moment.

I think i want to marry this thread, still convinced its not M3 posting though.

Top job whoever doing it.

exactly Maureen, and Hold or Fold would obviously choose me.


 ;whistle; ;hide;

I heard that Paul has refused to drive his car again until he gets a full explanation from BMW. FACT.

LOL. Nah a thinly veiled "I'm very annoyed with cars and poker" post...It was 2nd time I broke down that week on the way to a tournament.  In two different cars!

Quick poker, buy a decent motor

LDO

Odds of train breaking down? 

We can only hope.

Sorry, train journey faultless

Every cloud has a silver lining as they say, the car is not fixed yet but had it of been I would of had a fun journey home as the M11 has been closed all day.

Imagine if it had never broken down, we would have never had this thread...  ;gobsmacked;

Many thanks :)

No new baby annabel , and he carried folded buggy as he seems to think its for a midget anyway  :dontask:

thinly veiled i got two motors post imo ;)

You are my hero

Thinly veiled I worship men post IMO

Rof

lmao@kingpoker

haha too good

who is making funnies on KP's account?! :D

FYP.

well she should be able to make ONE decent one out of 4 then ffs ;)

or ask Sharplea to push.

Hahahaha, that is FAR too much effort.

Maybe she should sell up and get a decent one then.

+1

-1

Would be funny if it wasn't from him

+1

you know it makes sense.  +2

I think this title is better tbh

rookie for mod!

lol

rotflmfao well done!

Update - Blown Water Pump (which was what I had hoped for)

Cost £216 inc VAT (London Prices)

So no nipping required from the inlaws! ;)

Had I of been stupid enough to drive it with no water the costs could of been £1k+

Thread of the year contender?

I miss him.........no one could crash and burn in a comp like M3

A fiver for a tooth?! I don't think i got a fiver for all mine.

i totally forgot about this. so fking funny.

Seeing KP's jokes, where is he?!

Thread of the year.

lol i dont think he can hear you

is he a grown man pushing an empty buggy?

Very funny thread. Especially the image of a pissed-up chap staggering home through deserted streets at night pushing an empty baby buggy. I mean wtf would that look like?? If the guy didn't actually get into the buggy on hills I would be so disappointed.