blonde poker forum

Time to get the 50p pieces at the ready and have them poised over the slot in the bad beat tin .... ITS DONKAMENT DAY !!



Its that time of the week again, pit your poker skills against over a thousand opponents (and about 30 blondes) ... you know how it works by now ...

For those who dont, we all gatecrash the 7.30 $10 NLHE $10k G'teed comp on blonde, and last luckbox standing scoops some added value courtesy of blonde.

if we get 10 the last surviving blonde will get $30 into their account

if we get 20 the last surviving blonde will get a personalised blondepoker polo shirt

if we get 30 or more the last surviving blonde will get the shirt and $50 into their account

Obviously the added prizes are only awarded to those playing the comp on the blonde skin.


Soooooooo Please post your screen name on this thread ONCE YOU HAVE REGISTERED

No excuses will be accepted Champions league final is between 2 obscure teams that no one has heard of, it will be a boring 0-0 draw. and besides, 95% of us will be out by kick off time anyway LOL

if you havent deposited on blonde yet, and dont have a credit/debit card... nip down to the corner shop or petrol station, in fact anywhere that does PAYPOINT or ETOP-UP for mobiles and ask for a UKash voucher, then just type the voucher number on the cashier page of the cardroom and the funds are there instantly.

Would be nice to see some new faces joining us for the Wednesday DONKAMENT, so do your bit and register for some fun filled edge of your seat outdrawtastic poker.


PS. I am IN !

talking of new players, how many of the forums 8,500 members have played on the Blonde in say, the last month?

Or is it a secret?!

the simple answer is "not enough" but those that do are appreciated and come the revolution, those people shall inherit the earth :)

Count me in (then out again after 10 mins, bluffing into a 9 high board with AJ).

Tuffster2

I'll just pop my 50p in the slot now, saves time.

Good Luck all.

I'll donk.

It could be me

You reckon?

Got to be in it to win it



Plagiarising copywriter at work

$15 is still above my limit so any sats Kev?  ;D ;D

you can enter for $11 ... seeing as it's you xxx

5Laxie  Here we go again.  I'm starting to like pain. 

Timothy said the same.  Or was that specifically ear-ache?

I think you'd look good in stripes

(http://trac-leather.com/pics/kangaroo-lg.jpg)

Isa in!!!

69reenot

oops,  :blonde:

Was never any good before midday!

I'm in (well nearly)

Can't play tonight as working till 9. Might buy in anyway, would prob last longer!!

Haha good luck all

Out in town tnite for some football game thats 99% likely to be as boring as watching paint dry which is y am going out so dont have to watch it much.GL isnt even enough to win in this so ur all fooked ne way.

All be playing friday though (quite possible taking lappie to pub whilst playing a game in there with a load of fish)

will there be free tea and coffee?

There'd better be.  Speak to Rob - he'll sort you out.

Sod that, he forgot to send the milk and sugar last time. Had to getit out of the 2k, not happy.

apparently he did the same to red-dog only he was screwed 'cos rob sent all the money in fifties and the local shop wouldn't take 'em. had to have his tea black.

 ;all-in; ;boltpp;

So, in so far we have....

Colchester Kev - Kevcolch/value
Tuffster - Tuffster2
Kinboshi - MUG
Robert HM - BriefBL
Laxie - 5Laxie
Reenot - 69reenot
Silo Graham - SiloGraham
Dino - anfukf
Anthonyl - illdouontheriver
Maccol - Maccol2
cdw1111 - cdw2222

Filled in the gaps ;)

lol. Thanks RobertHM !

illdouontheriver. Quite literally

count me in

count me in

Actually it was Kev who filled in the gaps, I just pointed out his generosity in registering.

How very dare you, I'm WAY more value in a tourney like this than Kev is.

So 2 pair beats a flush does it?

Thanks Kev.

you are welcome mate, 1&2 have to stick together xxx

add anothe value mug 2 the list

So, in so far we have....

Colchester Kev - Kevcolch/value
Tuffster - Tuffster2
Kinboshi - MUG
Robert HM - BriefBL
Laxie - 5Laxie
Reenot - 69reenot
Silo Graham - SiloGraham
Dino - anfukf
Anthonyl - illdouontheriver
Maccol - Maccol2
cdw1111 - cdw2222
Dunk619 - DONK
Pizzled - Lutonfish
Bhoywonder - GrannySmyth
Ecosse - ThrowOnD
Jizzemm - Jizzemm

Tuff, only add them when they are registered, otherwise it gives a false count ...

Cheers for helping out though mate  :)up

I'm sooo looking forward to this, I've been stuck playing in a League for so many Tuesdays and now it's over.

Oopsy, sorry Kev, not knowing peeps online names, my fault.

Gotta try and get the post count up some way or another  ;angel;

I'm gonna be AWOL tonight, but Good Luck all.

i'll have a go


lutonfish

im in,don't know how,but I found some cash in my blonde account...

woohoo

feels like a freeroll

grannysmyth

 

I'm in. ThrowOnD

I cant afford it.. Petrol prices are 2 high..  ;whistle;

Where's me whip?!

ok ok... jizz is all over this tourney tonight.. :)up

So, so, soooooooooo many things could be said.  Must resist.   rotflmfao

taken boshi & Dunk off as they arent regged yet

i will be trust me

+1.

Jakally.

Cheers.

i wont be sorry

I actually take notice of this.

I'm in now - belovedplc

I am in. GrierBlonde.

 :hello:

C'mon guys, 2 more needed so we can luckbox our way towards a (much coveted) polo-shirt.

 ;indestructable;

19 now .... no more please... I cant afford a T-Shirt ;)

Just managed to slip a deposit in, smoke me a kipper i'll be out in 5 minutes. Barhelll FTL.


P.S. Tonight during the donkament i am sampling some of the 18 bottles of vino that i have had delivered this evening, starting with a nice little Australian cabernet shiraz, if i make it to the break my poker should of improved by then.

1 more please, its the only reason I play

1 minute left to reg

JD and Coke FTW!!!

Sigh .... thats 20 !!


T-Shirt up for grabs :)

Here we go, may the best Blonde win, or at least place 567th to be the last standing!

$1000 overlay as a bonus too

Blimey...never seen an overlay on this one before

Left it late, but will try this one for the first time..

Nick: CCKRCKR

First time it hasnt hit the G'tee in a while, Footy has nicked a few obv.

thank god it's champions league final then an overlay for the donkament

Good luck all

 :hello:

Joy, 1st hand  Ad Kd, raise to 80, muppet next to me all-in, had to fold.

Feck this game

Effin missed it!!!

Just got home from walking the dog and logged on at about 27 mins past. Effin software upgrade took 3 minutes and I'm late by 15 seconds.

 ;grr; ;grr; ;grr;

Good luck everyone else.

I call in a heartbeat there mate

Me Wimp. sigh

insta call in this comp m8

CALL CALL CALL CALL CALL!!!!!!!

;all-in; ;all-in; ;all-in; ;all-in; ;all-in;

agree your ahead more times than ure behind in this comp

Every day of the week...including Sundays

Good Fold IMO

lol to everyone.

No where can I buy those things called cohones again????

You can borrow mine.... rotflmfao

2nd hand KJs makes broadway
4th hand JJvQQ, J on River

I love this game

BriefBL: oops, sry
Flouter: yeah right
Flouter: push with JJ, donkie!!!!
BriefBL: shhh, counting your chips

borrow some of laxies shes got loads lol

Cheers, chuck 'em in the post would you!

Sounds like some party.....:O

Good luck everyone  :)up

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7412512.stm

"Ms Berry also compared Ms Smith to Education Secretary Ed Balls who has recently defended a pay deal for teachers.

"Home Secretary, what is it that Mr Balls has but you do not?" she asked. "

lol, out after a guy checked the nuts to me twice. Who taught these guys how to play or are all the bad ones watching football?

Un friggin believable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I'm out.  Won't bore you.  It was ugly.  Sigh.  Off to find nearest bridge.  Good luck all. 


 ;frustrated; ;technophobe; ;frustrated; ;technophobe; ;frustrated; ;technophobe; ;frustrated; ;technophobe; ;frustrated; ;technophobe; ;frustrated; ;technophobe; ;frustrated; ;technophobe; ;frustrated;

im out lost half stack with kk n decided to go to bust out like a donkey from there onwards. Sat'd into the $55 on FTP now though so will focus on that. GL pll

Wow, 1st position goes all-in for 11BB and gets 5 callers.

6 way pot,  6d 9d wins with 2 pair.

Gotta love it!

yoy regret passing that AK now ?

Welcome to our world   rotflmfao

True, although 1st hand exit is rather shaming!

My JJ ran into K4 so thankfully made a few chips back.

out 590th

gl all

im too tired ,thats my excuse

lol there's 400 out already !!

LOL

Oops, not in goood shape, 590 left

I'm on your table and the flop was disgusting.. and then he busted the few next hands..

I prob shouldn't have put him all in tbh, my own fault really.

Who are you on the table?

OUT 493  AA < KK  fck my life...  K flush takes it down..  gl guys

CCKRCKR

meh out.  How can I completely miss with 9s 8h?  Even hit 3 spades on the 10 high flop and still nothing.

GL all left :)

out. eehhh don't think we should talk about it tbh  ;hide;

Up to 4k ... then I pick up QQ on button, first pos raise to 450 (blinds 75/150) I shove all in, he snap calls with AJ and ace flops ... he had me covered by 80 chips ... so instead of having 8k, im out ... fk my entire life !

And out - yo yo'd my stack up and down, but was never able to build up any momentum.

AAvJJ doubled up

8425 at the break

490 at the break, did have 4500 30 seconds ago but pushed  Jc Jd into Ad Ac

you on the same table by any chance LOOOOOOOOOOL

 ;noflopshomer; It would apear so.

In all the weeks we've been playing this, have ye not learned yet that JJ is -ev?! 

9 Left, good luck for hour 2.

Just had a look at my hand stats for the last couple of months,I have lost 3 times more with jj than any other hand,wish I'd looked at them earlier.

Tis ok, I won't charge you for pointing out the obv.   rotflmfao

 ;whistle;

Ah well that didnt last long pushed my last 490 with a  7c 7h,didnt hold up

Ecosse (throwonD) is in front at the mo, just short of 10k

Wot, you mean it's not me. But I've got 1,525.

200 left and about 8 Blondes I think.

wp guys

Gone....outdrawn by chip-happy fish

69reenot was a sitout on my table and is out, i am desperately short and will be out in the next round.

Same here, AK failed to deliver against TT.

1400

Gone in 160 rivered 2 pair, but up against AA and a paired board.

Good Luck to the rest of you.

BongoAC=bongo????

Out with  Aspades  Kh in 144. place.. gl the rest!

Gone in 136th

Down to Ecosse or technolog to win it

WELL DONE LADS!!!  Hang in there and get yer backsides to the final table!!!   ;cheerleader; ;cheerleader; ;cheerleader;

And we have a winner.........

ThrowOnD

Very Well Played Ecosse.

Now go on to cash. Good Luck

Not for long...

OUT - AK two consecutive hands beaten by AA in BB and then by QJ

2nd last two weeks :(

Well done that man

Ok so I'm a snitch


BriefBL: gl
ThrowOnD: don;t tell laxie robert
ThrowOnD: i went all in with jj
BriefBL: lol, I thoughts that why you showed
ThrowOnD: lol

He is SOOOOOO grounded!!!  WHERE'S ME WHIP?! 

Out in 51st, AK v 99, 9 on flop

Cheers laxie, you work that lever better than Kev lol

UL pet...was sure you'd go a bit further, but you did brilliant to get to top 50.   ;applause; ;applause; ;hattip;

Good showing, wp.

Had to push with exit hand I felt, would have set me up. blinds get so crippling at that stage of the donkament,

Cheers for the rail.

Dougie.

Only thing to do with it considering blinds and yer stack.  Just ul that you ran into a hand. 

Ah well.  You get a shirt and a few more buy ins out of the deal.  Bring on next week's night of torture!!!   rotflmfao

Very well played Dougie.

See you all for the Donkfest again next week.  Unless my therapist has cured my masochism by then!

If not cured, make an appointment with Laxie, she'll have found her whip by then,

Found it!!!  (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/whiplash.gif)

Nice one Dougie ... ship me a PM  , let me know what you want mate.

Thaks all for taking part ... same time next week xx

Yes Mistress, when do I report for punisment??

Get in line.  Ecosse gets it first for shoving with JJ.  Bold boy!!!

Lucky sod, I'll have to settle for $500 an hour in Soho then.  ;smackedbottom; ;smackedbottom; ;smackedbottom; ;smackedbottom;

Don't worry.  I'll get to you too...just have to wait your turn  (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/whiplash.gif)