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Title: Jeans Post by: Horneris on May 21, 2008, 08:50:58 PM I went shopping yesterday to Monks Cross (near York) for some clothes.
And i went to the usual places - Burton, Topshop, River Island, TK Max, Next.... and all the jeans had buttons (sometimes upto 6 or 7 wtf) instead of a simple zip up fly. This is tilting me ridic hard today because during my long day at work ive been to the toilet 4 times now and everytime its been a ridic amount of effort to open all the buttons because obv i dont wana open the top button jus the others. I miss the zip. I reckon iv lost about 2 minutes because of this. Time which couldve been better spent eating or picking the winner in the next at Goodwood. Im not happy. Title: Re: Jeans Post by: kinboshi on May 21, 2008, 08:52:48 PM Velcro FTW
Title: Re: Jeans Post by: Newmanseye on May 21, 2008, 08:54:18 PM WTS Title of Lazy bastard
Title: Re: Jeans Post by: DUNK619 on May 21, 2008, 09:13:57 PM pampers ftw
Title: Re: Jeans Post by: Karabiner on May 21, 2008, 09:17:12 PM Mind you those hipster jeans which seem to be a la mode only have around two or three buttons....
Title: Re: Jeans Post by: RED-DOG on May 21, 2008, 09:30:38 PM Tesco jeans. £4 (including zip fly)
Title: Re: Jeans Post by: scotty2hatty on May 21, 2008, 09:42:28 PM Yeah, I work in Topman and we are mostly buttons. Still find the odd zippers though.
Title: Re: Jeans Post by: kinboshi on May 21, 2008, 09:46:23 PM Button fly does mean certain avoidance of a potentially nasty injury...
Title: Re: Jeans Post by: Horneris on May 21, 2008, 09:56:22 PM Button fly does mean certain avoidance of a potentially nasty injury... Lives a Gamble. Title: Re: Jeans Post by: kinboshi on May 21, 2008, 10:16:50 PM Button fly = TAG
Zip fly = LAG Title: Re: Jeans Post by: DUNK619 on May 21, 2008, 10:19:46 PM Button fly = TAG what u got on yours padlock= nitZip fly = LAG Title: Re: Jeans Post by: kinboshi on May 21, 2008, 10:21:02 PM Button fly = TAG what u got on yours padlock= nitZip fly = LAG Yours must be elasticated. Title: Re: Jeans Post by: DUNK619 on May 21, 2008, 10:22:46 PM Button fly = TAG what u got on yours padlock= nitZip fly = LAG Yours must be elasticated. Title: Re: Jeans Post by: portfolio on May 22, 2008, 12:37:13 AM I went shopping yesterday to Monks Cross (near York) for some clothes. And i went to the usual places - Burton, Topshop, River Island, TK Max, Next.... and all the jeans had buttons (sometimes upto 6 or 7 wtf) instead of a simple zip up fly. This is tilting me ridic hard today because during my long day at work ive been to the toilet 4 times now and everytime its been a ridic amount of effort to open all the buttons because obv i dont wana open the top button jus the others. I miss the zip. I reckon iv lost about 2 minutes because of this. Time which couldve been better spent eating or picking the winner in the next at Goodwood. Im not happy. takiing the p1ss< but not quite literally ? Title: Re: Jeans Post by: Dingdell on May 22, 2008, 02:06:10 AM Much more sexy unbuttoning a pair of jeans rather than the naff sound of a 1970's porn movie zipper being undone imho. ;whistle;
Title: Re: Jeans Post by: Royal Flush on May 22, 2008, 03:20:25 AM I went shopping yesterday to Monks Cross (near York) for some clothes. And i went to the usual places - Burton, Topshop, River Island, TK Max, Next.... and all the jeans had buttons (sometimes upto 6 or 7 wtf) instead of a simple zip up fly. This is tilting me ridic hard today because during my long day at work ive been to the toilet 4 times now and everytime its been a ridic amount of effort to open all the buttons because obv i dont wana open the top button jus the others. I miss the zip. I reckon iv lost about 2 minutes because of this. Time which couldve been better spent eating or picking the winner in the next at Goodwood. Im not happy. Any tips for goodwood tomorrow? Title: Re: Jeans Post by: cia260895 on May 22, 2008, 09:15:42 AM Much more sexy unbuttoning a pair of jeans rather than the naff sound of a 1970's porn movie zipper being undone imho. ;whistle; nothing sexy about breaking yr neck for a pi55 and fumbling with buttons Title: Re: Jeans Post by: cia260895 on May 22, 2008, 09:18:02 AM and if your struggling that much 1 of these??
http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/browse/urinals-15/male-urinals-45/ Title: Re: Jeans Post by: Acidmouse on May 22, 2008, 09:46:33 AM and if your struggling that much 1 of these?? http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/browse/urinals-15/male-urinals-45/ Wow could have done with one of those for all the away trips on the coaches to watch Leeds. The amount of times i had to piss in a can :( Title: Re: Jeans Post by: Laxie on May 22, 2008, 09:48:14 AM Much more sexy unbuttoning a pair of jeans rather than the naff sound of a 1970's porn movie zipper being undone imho. ;whistle; She speaks the truth. Take note lads. Title: Re: Jeans Post by: kinboshi on May 22, 2008, 09:57:44 AM Much more sexy unbuttoning a pair of jeans rather than the naff sound of a 1970's porn movie zipper being undone imho. ;whistle; She speaks the truth. Take note lads. Velcro FTW Title: Re: Jeans Post by: AndrewT on May 22, 2008, 10:44:34 AM Much more sexy unbuttoning a pair of jeans rather than the naff sound of a 1970's porn movie zipper being undone imho. ;whistle; She speaks the truth. Take note lads. Velcro FTW Too much risk of chafing against the hooks side of the Velcro. Title: Re: Jeans Post by: bolt pp on May 22, 2008, 12:20:39 PM Tesco jeans. £4 (including zip fly) comes with disclaimer: *any resemblance to a real pair of jeans purely coincidental* Title: Re: Jeans Post by: kinboshi on May 22, 2008, 02:26:49 PM Much more sexy unbuttoning a pair of jeans rather than the naff sound of a 1970's porn movie zipper being undone imho. ;whistle; She speaks the truth. Take note lads. Velcro FTW Too much risk of chafing against the hooks side of the Velcro. Underwear FTW Title: Re: Jeans Post by: bolt pp on May 22, 2008, 08:05:28 PM I went shopping yesterday to Monks Cross (near York) for some clothes. And i went to the usual places - Burton, Topshop, River Island, TK Max, Next.... and all the jeans had buttons (sometimes upto 6 or 7 wtf) instead of a simple zip up fly. This is tilting me ridic hard today because during my long day at work ive been to the toilet 4 times now and everytime its been a ridic amount of effort to open all the buttons because obv i dont wana open the top button jus the others. I miss the zip. I reckon iv lost about 2 minutes because of this. Time which couldve been better spent eating or picking the winner in the next at Goodwood. Im not happy. Any tips for goodwood tomorrow? obv level Title: Re: Jeans Post by: Claw75 on May 23, 2008, 08:49:07 AM Much more sexy unbuttoning a pair of jeans rather than the naff sound of a 1970's porn movie zipper being undone imho. ;whistle; She speaks the truth. Take note lads. it's true, although can be a struggle if there's a bit of a bulge going on. Title: Re: Jeans Post by: cia260895 on May 23, 2008, 10:24:58 AM and if your struggling that much 1 of these?? http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/browse/urinals-15/male-urinals-45/ Wow could have done with one of those for all the away trips on the coaches to watch Leeds. The amount of times i had to piss in a can :( Careful. |