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I bought a pack of Mr kiplings cherry bakewells today(i actually got two, you got another one for half price or something) and decided to eat the whole box

I actually prefere fondant fancies but you only get 8 and 3 of those are the chocolate ones and i cant stand them, i sometimes buy them just for the 5 red and yellow ones but couldn't be so profligate today as i had the opportunity of 12 cherry bakewells for the same, i cant pass up that kind of value!

Anyway i got myself geared up to do the lot, sat down, put on a DVD and tucked in.

It wasn't really a challenge it's just something i wanted to do and there was a little part of me that thought i probably wouldn't be able to do it which made me all the more resolute.

two cakes in and my stomach starts to rumble, the icing on the third cake is looking  more and more sickly and i'm not sure i'm enjoying this endeavour anymore, i had to give up.

I do have a theory as to why i failed which is i was simultaneously drinking a pepsi which i think caused me to have some digestion problems, though on reflection this excuse seems pretty lame and even taking into account indigestion it doesn't excuse my appalling completion rate of 33%.

I wandered round for a bit not knowing what to do, surfed the net for some mr kipling advice sites and even watched jeremy kyle on the off chance todays topic would be baked goods insecurities(it wasn't), i'm just feeling really low about myself right now, as a man i think a part of me died today.

what can i do to regain my sense of self worth?

A dozen Mr K's? Pfft! Easy peasy.

That is terrible -- you know what you must do -- it's the only honourable thing to do given the circumstances -- It was nice knowing you  ;pokergods;

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The initial undertaking was to attempt 1 box(6 cakes)!!!!!

I feel so much worse now :(

You poor thing, its post like this that remind you that poker is just a game and we should remember the important things in life.

I once ate a whole block of baking marzipan....it was fucking champion

Oh man...that sounds awful...I honestly am lost for words..you have my deepest sympathy. Wil the misery in this world never end?


I thought I'd better post something otherwise TJ will complain how we never post anything in threads about disasters and only complain when it affects our wallets.

Salt and vinegar pringles are solid.

They sort of hit you with a hidden nausea punch 3/4 of the way through!

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Drink beer to settle your stomach. 

I would have said Brandy or Bailey's, but not both at the same time...otherwise you'd have a whole other problem.   rotflmfao

"Let them eat cake " didn't someone say that

Brilliant Bolt.

24 packs of Pickled Onion Space Raiders FTW - that will prove your manhood once more.

Bolt, I repudiate you.....

This has to be the most sensible post i have ever seen on Blondepoker.

Space raiders massively +EV

They just hiked the prices from 10p a bag to 15p though :(

beyond our help...........might I suggest a diet of purely Tunnocks caramel wafers

have you got any left? Bring em round here then I'll eat them while you tidy my flat for me, then we'll go out for a beer.

Best in the world  ;tightend;

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They used to be 5p in my day... shit I'm getting old.

don't forget that you're going bald as well...and I thought I noticed you're getting a little pouch when I aw you in DtD last time.

LOL at the pouch, me thinks not.  But as for the hair - it's on its way out definitely.

In yer face bolty. None of this mamby-pamby wet counselling.

Doesn't anyone have homemade any more?? All this packet nonsense.  :dontask:

I come here looking for support and this is what i get!

I had an incident last night with a jumbo packet of starburst that i'm not even gonna post about now

NO!!!!! They are not starburst they are Opal Fruits....and while we are on the subject its a Marathon not a Snickers...always has been...always will be....and why on earth change Jif Lemon cleaner to Cif just because there is already a Jif Lemon...who here has put bathroom detergent on their pancakes?????

and you wonder why you're still single?..It's a snickers FFS!

Drink a bottle of Dissarono, redemption in a glass.

right you bunch of t****rs

no more threads about sweets and cakes

its just not fair

considering i have the sweetest tooth in history

and i am not allowed to eat sweets anymore


os you cant beat a cup of hot chocolate with 2 wispa bars melted into it

I think I read that they've re registered Marathon as a trademark - so it might not be for long.

Surely not..that would just be wrong. Can you see B.A. going; "Snickers Marahton, get some nuts!"? I think not.

Marathon!!!!!

I'd never watch an episode of the A-team again!

do you eat a lot of sweets Jon?  You know, because you can?

You know what I like - a really long walk, with a some nice chocolate at the end as a reward. Can't beat that.

ok you lot are all banned

I feel your pain Bolt and as an experienced binge eater what I do in these moments of distress is fall back on the the tried and trusted self worth boosting trick.

Attempt a 12 pack of salt and vinegar squares, the packs are quite small but mentally you will be back on the right track in in no time.

good luck.

:D

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I think he means the others.

I think he means all the marathon jockeys...and he's right, they deserve to be banned..and for life as well! Marathon indeed...pfffftt

Global branding, and the changing of a products name to the internationally better known one, is a consequence of the proliferation of international media such as satellite TV and the internet.

Get over it.