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Wet Windy Wednesday .....


Its that time of the week again, pit your poker skills against over a thousand opponents (and about 30 blondes) ... you know how it works by now ...

For those who dont, we all gatecrash the 7.30 $10 NLHE $10k G'teed comp on blonde, and last luckbox standing scoops some added value courtesy of blonde.

if we get 10 the last surviving blonde will get $30 into their account

if we get 20 the last surviving blonde will get a personalised blondepoker polo shirt

if we get 30 or more the last surviving blonde will get the shirt and $50 into their account

Obviously the added prizes are only awarded to those playing the comp on the blonde skin.


Soooooooo Please post your screen name on this thread ONCE YOU HAVE REGISTERED

Seeing as I'll be ECOOPing this evening anyway I'll probably give this a spin.

SiloGraham

5Laxie

I'm in, as long as I can find a peaceful car park to play in down here.

Where is down here?

Playing in a quiet car park and CIA wants info...be afraid.   rotflmfao

 :redcard: Oi !! ( hell would freeze over 1st) if such a place existed.

Somerset atm, but could be anywhere by the start of this game.

Wish I could join you for a few days.

Oh so do I

in so far

anfukf
laxie
silo
cdw
kevcolch

Back after my champions league break

KevIRL4 regged

I'm in  - ThrowOnD

Im in.........


 ;grr; ;frustrated; ;technophobe; ;reallyamsorry;

save me doing it later   ;D

josepebhoy

In as CCKRCKR  7s 2s

In as barhelll.

in as Tuffster2

 :)up

BriefBL reporting for duty

In, Chili1

Registered, as added valoooooo.

In ...............

In

EvilPie2

First time poster and my first tourney on Blonde ( kevirl told me about this.) my username is Butternutz01  gl all

Welcome mate .... updated runner list on the way .

im in tao82

In TheNun.

Don't forget if you are on my table and I raise just go all in as no matter what I have I will be beat.

Positive thinking only please on the donkfest thread LOL

 ;welcome; Butternutz


Pity the poor sod who outdraws you tonight.

OK then, I'm POSITIVE my Aces will  be cracked by J3o !

I'am in,although you seem to know that already,

In, good luck everyone

Jakally - in.

........ went out in 978th place when his 75BB open shove with QJ was cruelly beaten by KK .

(Saves me posting it later - see you all next week).

Im in good luck all.

i'll be in for a brief period no doubt   ;laxie;

In

In so far ...

josepebhoy
butternutz01
Technolog
CDW
Chili
Tuffster
ThrowOnD
jarv4
EvilPie
BriefBL
ChipChik
KevIRL
Newmanseye
Silo
kevcolch
Laxie
anfukf
the Nun
KinMuggy
barhell
jakally
CCKRCKR
Tonji
LittleMissC
b30298464758696060 (suzanne)
JimmyEck
delboy
Sharky
CIA
KeithyB
Moskvich
Sharpy
Maccol
AndrewT (ateist Messiah)

Have I missed anyone ?

 :hello:

:hello:

Only 1227 runners this week.....easy.

I've been reading Gus Hansen's Every Hand Revealed book this afternoon. So expect me to go out re-raising with 73os.

Im in  :)

I have just literally laughed out loud.  The neighbour's are worried...as they should be.

Good luck everyone!!!  Let's gogogogogogogogogogogogogogo!!!!!

I make it 34 runners ... impressive turn out guys, ty very much.

1193...piece of pi$$

gl all

36 RUNNERS !!

Let the fishing commence!

I'm still in...

chili on my table

AndrewT and Littlemissc on my table

Am I playing in the right tournament, no one has gone all-in pre-flop yet!

Post and i'm moved

2 all ins at my table already

Guess whos out ....  :hello:

First hand at mine.  QAJ9 board - two all-ins, both had AK.

MUG

Eck? Robert?  Chili?

Need a clue.

FFS!!!!  KEV!!!  You're our LEADER on Wednesday nights!!!  Yer supposed to keep it together!!!!  Sigh.

funny one on mine raise, 2 callers I fold 99. BB shoves and is snap called

BB has AK, caller QJo

J on the river obv lol

The power of 27o!

I shall be following you soon after betting into a fls draw and up n down, missed.

85th wooohooo

1st hand six callers,then check to the end of the hand,I'm definitely in the wrong tournament

Back up, after flopping a house with AQ

Damn it, my pocket 10s were looking quite nice on the cut-off, until I saw the 3 all-ins before me!

1st All-in  Qh Qs
2nd All-in  Ahrt Ad
3rd All-in  Td Jd

Flop:  Qd 3s 8c
Turn:  6c
River:  9h

Go Fish!!!

Don't you just love a drawing hand.

I can beat that.... 584th. That's 499 places higher up. ;topofclass;

Rather large raise, 10xbb, with QQ pre flop, called by 86, 86x flop. ffs I want my money back this isn't poker.

Similar here.  Still in, just.

Nuke um.

This is just like playing as a Bounty on Sky, your raises are never respected.

I have neither any chips left nor uranium, therefore, as they say, I'm fkd

am out

I respect my husbands raises.

lol

Wow first time playin this tourney, this is a real eye opener no respect no respect  ;surrender; ;surrender;

I wont be long.

It's an eye opener for sure.  Some of us see it as a challenge, others just like the pain it causes.  Either way, we're a sick bunch.   rotflmfao

Start a blonde cash table, it will be filled soon enough

You were on my table, please tell me it wasn't the same twat.

LOL - doubled up.

I'm in the small blind with AK, and it's folded round to me.  30/60 blinds, so I shove with my remaining 750 .  The BB calls with AJ.  Somehow there's no J.


 ;woohoo;

70th.

As Max Mosley will tell you, the pain is the fun part!

some fudd pushed all in after my utg raise and a call akvqj no good obv down to 500

german too

Sitting at the blonde cash 0.10 /0.20 table, come get your beats out, & i am donating

Yep, that would make me feel a lot better

LOL

triple up

QQ v ak v ak aipf

ladies hold :)

Go on Robert, you know you love it.

You know my name, a transfer will suffice.

Is this meant to be fun?

Out,  after some raising raising and re raising my kings didn't get any better,his 10 J became a straight.

you know you have to take it from me the old fashioned way...

At a table with tonji and cdw2222 Good evening gents

lol. Iwas down to 465. Just trebled up with 22 against 44 and TT. Nice 2 on the river.

Just gone now, sick people play this tourney  ;madasahatstand;

But i will return gl everyone.   :)up

46 minutes later - and I have my starting stack.  What's worse, it feels like an achievement.

This tournament is pure comedy.

Never realised that AJ was such massive +EV

Shoved with it when I hit an A on the flop and someone called with A6. Awesome!!!

Just having to remember to play properly on the ECOOP table.

oot

There's a limp of 100, raise to 400, called twice behind. I push from the button for 2100 with A3sooooted.

The limper calls, as does one of the other 400 callers.

We're on our backs - my A3 is winning.

Fails to hold obv - both the limper's 87 and other guys A2 outdraw me.

Out in 659th.

My  Ac Kc was no match for his  Jd 2s

CCKRCKR out in 634.

+1

lol I am still in!!!   lol shame on you all if i last longer there is a problem.

Tonji gone replaced by technolog

still no takers for the cash game.

I shoved with 78 (suited mind), but I can't outdraw......

Luck-boxed my way to a double up, pocket Jacks, backdoored into a FH to beat his turned flush.

I was ahead (just) when the money went in though!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Up to 3150

Down to 925, but might just make the break.

good luck all.

I'll be trying to sat into ECOOP #10 tonight

Amazing not even to first break and under 500 players left

5452.50 at the break

the .50 is gonna make all the difference lol

Out my raise with AK got called by AJ, flop shows an A I bet out he calls and hits the J on the turn.

1 hour and a multitude of sick out-draws later, who's still left in?

Quick double up before the break in EP with AA for me.  BB couldn't let go of the 150 chips and called with Q5os...tyvm. 

Have 1925 now, but man it wasn't easy to get.

2932 at break

Another great call.

3 hearts on the turn, I've got 89 hearts.

There's a pot bet, I go all in for about 4k. CL calls with two pair.

Awesome. Must've thought I was drawing.

29th

Not sure I've played a hand yet.  I didn't see the point in raising with slightly above average hands cos I'd get loads of callers and lose, so I've just played nothing.

Down to 1120 but still in :)

6270 at the break, checked my stats, I've only played 5 hands

3280,at the break

played 4 hands and disco'ed for 10 minutes - 4930

GLA.

2 double ups in last couple of hands have me up to the lofty heights of 2200   :o

3290 at the break.

gl every1 in hour 2....

4 hands for me, 3 folds on the flop and a double-up, 3195

1,690 - I've been folding brilliantly.  My other move is the shove.

only played 4 hands and 1 of them badly......out 487th

OUT, I'd be awesome if I never bluffed....gl all.

Gone 2nd hand after break. TT into QQ.

Good luck all Blondes left.

Still in, just over 4000 - played 2 hands, won 2, sucked out on both.

This tourney lark is easier than i thought!

 ;D

Out, gave my chips to ClydeScott

GL all

Hope he was appreciative. 

Sorry Silo - never even noticed you were at the table til i called your all-in  :)

Bah, lose AQv A9

down to 2500 now

My  AK actually held up this time - don't actually believe it  ;)

Maybe we should write a book on Blonde, "Fold your way to Donkament success" by Laxie et al

Held up?  You were behind to my JJ remember ;)

Ooot in 395th.  77 v KK, no miracle.

Doubled up with AT v's JJ now 6000

Jacksaw1 is rivering anyone with a decent hand,

For those out, there's a fun cash game for blondes only:

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=34053

Guess what just halved my stack  rotflmfao

AQ vs JJ,  Ace on the flop - J on the river  ;tracet;

Every grudge a chip
Every lie a bid
Call, raise, fold
What’s in your hand, fish?

All our monsters converge
On the millennium table
Sleuth out their tells if you can
How smooth the sharks sound
Dismembering hope
With the casual coins of despair

Playing up a pair of disgust
To fake out three of prejudice
Trumped by straight contempt
Which folds before the flush of rage
Until a full cruelty sweeps the table.

What’s your stake
In this pot of spite?
Are you all in
Or bluffing?

What will you do
With your winnings?

Will you ever have the
strength
to fold?

Ooooo Fun, flame wars in the chat box!

And how do you "blow your stats out ur swiss" ??

How many get paid?

Need to win my $215 back from the ECOOP catastrophy!!

Chili was 2nd in that a bit ago. GL C

150, but that's basically your buy-in

Just got priced in with 3 all ins all on about 3k when I had 8k and A9 suited.

Flush draw on the turn didn't quite achieve it's full potential. Nearly lucked my way to 15k.

Down to 5150.

8th is $245 so a little way to go yet.

Out in 309th.  Made a move with AK and was called by 99 which held...obv. 

At least I've got a target now  :)

sigh, unlucky Laxie, won't be far behind you!

Gone in 302nd. Allin  on a 3 7 2 flop with Q7 called by A 10 which catches the 10 on  the river.

Good luck everyone left in  :)

gone 276th walked into AA

no worries mate, I try not to chat in the box anyway :) 

Surely a blondes name is on this !

 ;ashamed;

scraped a double up.

on 5590 now

more help needed pls...

ok up to 3rd place on 26k,

 ;tightend; ;tightend; ;tightend; ;tightend;

Take it down for the blondes.

Anyone know how many of us reprobates still in?

Im in, barely. 7620

Hang in there everyone!!!  You're doing great!!!   ;cheerleader; ;cheerleader; ;cheerleader;

HANG being the operative word there, 3,990  ;D ;D

Still in but just 6BB

Just how you like it Jack.  Final table here you come!

Be 3rd night running in the unlikely event I do!

still going 15k

OUT!!!

Limped with AA on the button. SB calls BB checks.

Flop 677. SB Bets 1600, BB folds I go all in for 3800. SB calls and shows 44.

4 on the turn and I'm gone. 196th.

GL all who's left.

...and gone

Pushed my 6BB from the button into an unopened pot with J10s and got called by KJ. Hit a flush draw on the flop which didn't materialise.

Good luck all left in  ;goodluck;

Who is left in then?

Pride comes before a fall imo  ;D

just out in 158th

AQ v QQ

no ace to save me.

Good luck to those left

Just got lucky JJ>KK J on flop fk his life  :D

up to 15500

2 hours down, the bubble burst and I'm on a WHOPPING 1,290 !!!!

At least it was 2 hours of free fun!

Good Luck to the real players with chips in front of them!

still going 21k

Ecks on the move  ;boltpp;

Eck and Maccol

Anyone else??

26500 at the break..

Keep it going Eck, remember you know how to take this monkey down !

Me !!!!

Down to 15k but got Billy the fish on my table now ....every cloud etc

not amused by that cheeky thieving of my blind !

Busto 119th,

 Kd Qd vs  Th Td on a  Jd Qc Kc Ac 8d board

yeah you had me there as well i had qj.

he got them all now 44 and jj into his KK billy is now the fish with chips on 55k gogogogogogogogogo

I bloody knew i was good!! when you were robbing!

I take it that was you in 98th, if so, very well played, so nearly last Blonde standing. vwp.

 :D

down to 35k, 88 v's JJ

who is left in?

Yes that was me !! thank you - good luck to Newmanseye

atleast we cant be accused of soft play

Gone in 84th

battle of blinds

77 obv no good v 98os

 :dontask: ;surrender;

What he said.

well me obv

ewww...nice post newman.

ah well here they come..


Bring on the girls...

I think we have a winner......

 ;hattip; ;hattip; ;applause; ;applause; :)up

Well done Billy

all on billys table to abuse ... i mean support him.

Join the cash game and you can abuse him on two tables!

behave, no tilting

horrible beat Billy ... wp mate, t-shirt and $50 on their way

ty ty, the abuse is great though, its better than the poker mate...

Well played Billy :)up

lol even a fish can make the money, its another sad day for poker....

Well done to everyone that cashed and WELL DONE THAT FISH!!!   ;cheerleader; ;cheerleader; ;cheerleader;  You've been on fire the last 24 hours on Blonde, so I had a feeling you'd go far tonight.  Great stuff!   ;applause; ;hattip;

ty Laxie, I am blushing now

Congrats!