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One of the many exciting events coming your way on blonde card room in June is a chance to BASH THE BOY BAND ... MASH THE MINERS ... Call it what you want, but its going to be a WAR !

On Tuesday 10th June at 8.30pm there will be a $20 freezeout on blonde ... standard comp, standard structure and standard payouts .. BUT and this is where the fun part comes in ... there will be THREE bounties in the field 

LeKnave
Horneris
ChipRich

Knock one of these delinquents out of the comp and you will receive a personalised blonde poker polo shirt !!  Has there ever been a more satisfying way to get your hands on one of the much coveted Polo's than putting one of the wannabe balla boys on the rail ... I dont think so !!


I think we also need to come up with some sort of prop bet for the mugs to set up on the day.

I was thinking that the first one out gets locked in the cupboard until the comp finishes ... but I am sure you guys can come up with something much better than that !


I am expecting a huge field for this as everyone joins the comp in an attempt to type "FK YOUR ENTIRE LIFE" to the Boy band as they eject them from the comp and claim their bounty.

great idea in theory.

in practice however it fails big style as golden boy will obv take it down claiming rich and brent's bounties on the way and leaving everyone else feeling just a little bit sadder than they were before the comp.

I guess the message is to be there for the start of the tournament, otherwise the t-shirts will have already gone.

I can't knockout a fellow Miner!

(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/kinboshi/minor.gif)

I am Looking to run a bounty comp on a Monthly basis ... should be good fun.

Fml ur gonna make me reload kev ffs.how can i possibly miss this

 ;laxie;

+1

I'll be there

 ;kev;

LeKnave cant win ... he wont know how to cope with the blonde game styleeeeeeeeeee.

I make Horner Fav to last longest ...

ChipRich is fav to be spending the evening in the cupboard.

As long as the three of them have a last-longer side bet then I'm happy.  Loser does the next prop bet...

My money is on LeKnave to win. Hes had lots of practice  rotflmfao

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?action=arcade;sa=highscore;game=64

lol..even there he runs like God.

Tuesdays are fine -- I will be there

lolololol yeah that game got a bit boring when i learnt that you could just type whatever score you want into the box.

HAHAHAHAHA I did think it a little suspicious that the highest score and the champion score was different.

LMAO, best blonde comp ever.

I will see if Dave the Knave can match my luckbox ways i sometimes get in these blonde comps!

Horneris FTW tho IMO.

Some further Info on 2 of the Bounty Holders:

(lol, taken from a stupid Team Blog we set up ages ago and never did).

They are pretty amusing looking back.

Rich 'ChipRich' Hare
Name: Rich Hare
Alias: ChipRich
Age:19
I was the high school dropout, not sure what to do with myself after school so i decided to finish education there instead of going on to college, this meant i didn't get to experience the action of the loose change cash games. I got introduced to the game by Horneris and his crew, who started to play home games. And we soon heard of a home game LeKnave ran and due to the lack of passion involved in LeKnave's game, LeKnave moved to join us.
I was instantly hooked, and hosted alternate games with LeKnave for the £5 home games. I decided to take the leap to the online scene and remained there in the early hours of the morning grinding $0.25/0.50 cash games with LeKnave, Horneris and Steelio (a fellow home game member).
I am classed as more of a notorious gambler when it comes to poker and will put it all on the line, i don't do BR management, just search for the big wins. Recently i found one, netting a $4.2K cash in the $15K GTD on stars. This result has BR'd me for now, and i can now be found crushing low buy in mtts and low stakes cash on Party and Stars.
my blogs should be the most exciting with BR swings that will make you fetch the bucket, I will aim to take u on a sick ride in my search to pwnpwnpwn.



Dave 'LeKnave' Jones
Name: Dave Jones
Alias: LeKnave
Age: 18
I began my journey through this sick game in early 05 thanks to some persuasion from Horneris, i loved it from day 1. It was finally something i wanted to excell at and made a heavenly change to going to lessons at college. I started playing NLHE cash games with change in the cafe with about 10 others all ante'ing 10p. And i found the beauty of online poker. I deposited under my Dads name as, at 17 i was still too young to play. I immediately begin to succeed...then i thought i was god, as most do. But soon found out this was infact, not the case. I found myself $400 down from depositing slyly with his card! Luckily it was a card he never used, so it went unnoticed!
When i turned 18, i couldn't set up my own account fast enough and began shipping it from day 1. Playing $3/6 with no idea how to play really, and $50 HU sit and goes. It was all going to go wrong! Then when i lost my $1000 BR on Pacific in a few days i was pretty crushed, and the grind started over again.
Those were the days, now having finished school in a year out before uni, i am a full time poker player, i don't like it when people use the term professional, i think i am far from a professional.
To begin i'll be smashing the shit out of mtt's crushing 20-30 a day in the search of some sick wins. This is a strategy i have employed this year and am in profit for over $9000 in the short start of the year. Should be more, but i decide its good for me to donate money in $5/10 and $3/6. Probly stuck around $2K in cash this year!
But the serious mtt grind begins here. holla it up bitches, peace out

I just managed to get my blonde bankroll from $1.81 to $6.49 in cash game, then I went onto the blonde casino that fruit machine game where if you get wheel of fortune on first and last real it goes into special feature (very rare feature) where i somehow managed to get 20 spins * 10 win multiplier, whilst doing these spins i got 2 more special features, so result was 60 spins * 10. Unless I leak it all on roulette I will be in for this :) I want my IpwnedMiner Blonde shirt.

lol, how about a "I took the food out of Kev's mouth and got him to cough for this shirt as well"

rotflmfao that's the one we all want.

I'm PRAYING I'm off on Tuesday next week!

I sense this could be a decent comp :D ... any suggestions for prop bets yet ?

Comp is now ready for registration and is in the tourny lobby on the card room

Listed as BOY BAND BASHER :D

Registered...   ;kev;    ;nemesis;

I'm in - courtesy of norkage pics :)

working weeepp... will see what I can do tho..

PS. If I knock out a bounty I want:

10% of LeKnave in the DTD £300 next month

10% of Horneris on his whatever his bets are on wednesday

10% of ChipRich for life (to recover a small % of my $20 buy-in)

I'm in

Loling Hard

what odds will anyone lay me that chip rich lasts longest out of the 3

I'm in and practising my poker abbreviations and acronyms ridic. hard ldo.

A+

registered for this

6 in already, should be a good turnout, great idea!

I'll be there, im superstitious and dont register before the day of the tourney!

p.s. lol@ ChipPrince

Make that 7

damn i'm working

please bump this thread again before it starts or I'll forget

It's scheduled for 9:30 - is that correct ???

I'm in anyway

would LOVE it to be at 9:30 rather than at 8:30..

What odds you be looking for dunk m8

I'm in - as long as I remember it (registered already anyway).

Im in...Horneris out first? 1/5

This could be Good, we'll have to try and drum up some serious interest 2moro.

We wont have a sick prop bet on it, itll probs be summat standard and simple like "the one who goes out first pays for the takeaways".

Lets gogogogogogogogo.

Get the hair gel out ...

Say "ldo", "Shib it crucial", "imo", "fk my life" ...etc etc

load up blonde poker room and register for the bash the boy band comp TONIGHT 8.30pm

Knock the mugs spark out and cop a t-shirt

Thats what I will mostly be doing tonight...


ONE MF TIME !!!

:D

Just checked the comp registrations ...14 already !! and thats not including the band members.

get in early folks ... maximum of 60 players tonight .... dont miss this, the banter will be top notch.

I'm in guys, bring it on.

Will probs be 15 tbling by 8 though, so watch out for light 3bets and 4bet jamming 46s with no fold equity.

gl all.

I just have to waituntil stars let's me cash out (48 hours since your last deposit nonsense) and I'll register for this...should be good.

I think I have to play in this.

I owe LeKnave one big time from Sunday night  ;nemesis;

lololololololol You think beating me all in preflop when you have me crushed live is hard? Wait til you see what i can do online...

 :D

I've heard you run good.

Might just go and hide instead  ;hide;

see you later.

As part of the punk generation I really do feel the neccesitie to play in this tourney........so I have dusted off my blonde account and will be there......
The boy band have it coming to them for the following reasons
1. They are young
2. They are funny
3. They are young
4. They run the best prop bets
5. They are young
6. They can't play heads up
7. They are young

Now I am bitter and twisted fourty something and it is my duty to pass on the lessons that I have learnt in life. Mainly that life is full of pain and poker is a game played by sado massochists............oh bring it on. As Crass said "I'll make no subscription to your paradise". Punk really did FTW

22 in so far ... Horneris still to register.

come on blondes BASH THE BOY BAND ... MASH THE MINCING MINERS .. FK THEIR ENTIRE LIVES :D

Not sure I can resist giving this a go.  Nope, can't.  Registered.  And sober :)

Remember, if you have no credit card, UKASH for the win ldo.

Just go to any shop which does e-top ups for phones .. most garages and spar shops , corner shops etc .. ask for UKASH get a voucher and put the code into the cashier page on the cardroom ... as simple as that ... no excuses.

im in.

Horneris on his way here atm straight from work.

lets gogogooggogo, get some more ppl in!

excellent, thanks!

I am predicting 50 for this.

Still early and yer a lightweight.  No excuses.   rotflmfao

if you knock multiple boy-banders out do the shirts come in different colours

Yes, you can have Black, Red, Yellow or Blue.

Im In.

Lets gogogogogogogo.

I'm in ldo it would be so brudel to miss this. shibbbb it crucial....i'm being cereal here  8)

Sigh.  Dude...yer as old as I am...give it up.

thats 30 .... Keep em coming ... you really wouldnt want to miss out on this.

just shy of 2 hours til kick off !

me and the mrs are in :)

Boldie AND MrsBoldie both in ... Mrs Boldie to win that last longer LDO.

Have a side bet ... first out makes the brews for 2 days running.

side bet will probably be worse than that mate.

Im gonna get registered up...

Take down my fella boy banders and get a Shirt for doing it

Wahoo

waheyyyyy, your going down.

Thats 34

lol

boldie in a cupboard for a week - so, so brudel

This should be fun i was guna suggest you be bounty next month kev but we wouldn't want that to be over after 10mins would we  ;whistle;

Ok. Registered for this.

38 so far, sick turn out.

Gonna kick ur ginger arse ChipRich

Blonde Ventrillo is available for this, PM me for the password, there are 25 slots to give and take rubdowns

[X] Will slowroll a boy with nice hair

Where has this went on blonde? Can't see it now.

You probs will do

it's not under the scheduled tourns but i found it under 'my tourns'

43 in  now ... please dont hit 50 ... I have a rather nasty prop bet to carry out if we get 50 runners.

 ;popcorn; ;popcorn;

lololololololol just heard what it is. 1timeee get to 50.

Does it involve dressing up in a French maids outfit?

6 to go then

MUCH MUCH WORSE !!!

FFS.

PLZ NOT 50!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Brent says:
u gotta b happy about 31
could get 50, u never know

Kev says:
sigh

Kev says:
shows you rarely play blonde comps

Kev says:
we normally get 30ish
 
Kev says:
if it gets over 40 i will toss myself off

Kev says:
if it gets over 50 i will toss you off !!


NO MORE REGISTRATIONS PLEASE ... even though I know Horneris is PM'ing people offering to pay them in ... he wants 50 real bad !

what will you do if it gets 60?  T-shirt for me?

its capped at 60 ... if we get 61 you get a T-Shirt.

If it helps I will withdraw. Or should that be one of you.

FML 45 ... DONT DO IT !!

You said you'd give me one if my mate was a good raker, he paid over $300 must cover the cost of a t-shirt.  Black please.

LOOOOOOOOOL who ever told you $300 was a good raker ;)

mind you, if everyone on blonde raked $300 a month ...hmmmmmmmmmmm

Bring it ON KIDS.

You misheard him, he asked if your mate was a good WANKER

47 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheeesh I was hoping to be no 50 not 47 lol

 ;popcorn; Plenty time left for three two more

come on..this should get 50 surely?

48 ............

Come on the 50!!!!!

One Time!!!!

im in one time please on horners table

Jeez decisions...I just have to do this, was gonna catch up with TK on another channel but it was a toss up.......

u guys lost..... rotflmfao

Give a whole new meaning to Handwaii 50

rotflmfao

48 TY TY TY for the support guys ... awesome

OMG, LeKnave earlier double up.

How good does he run really.

il be out by 8:59 latest though. ducy?

he bsted aces with qj on jj10 board lol nh

busted my 79 as well...sigh..he runs soo good ;)

Dealer: newmanseye1 raises to 520
Dealer: COLDCARD5 folds
Dealer: ChipRich20 calls 360
Dealer: Dealing Flop
9s Th 4c
Dealer: newmanseye1 bets 570
Dealer: ChipRich20 calls 570
Dealer: Dealing Turn
9s Th 4c 2h
Dealer: newmanseye1 bets 1,300
GafferGC: can someone txt boldie and see if he wants a last longer bet between me him and billy :)
Dealer: ChipRich20 goes All-in 1,130
Dealer: Dealing River
9s Th 4c 2h Ah
Dealer: newmanseye1 shows Two Pair
9h Ad
Dealer: ChipRich20 shows One Pair
8s 8h
Dealer: newmanseye1 wins with Two Pair
9h 9s Th Ad Ah 4,710
Dealer: newmanseye1 wins with Two Pair
9h 9s Th Ad Ah 4,710
Dealer: ChipRich20 has finished tournament in 46. place

lol, i decided he might have AK.

And i might aswel bust trying to make a hero call.

it worked well.

Horneris gone - Ship the T-Shirt  :D

[ ] Good read

IM out too.

Sharky moved in on me every hand we were in.

I finally got top pair with a str8 draw and snapped it, but he had a made str8,

wp.

Wow you guys are good...

Already worth playing this being on leknaves table lol

AK should be banned

lol. Well we couldn't play properly now and win could we!

 ;scarymoment;

Leknaves q7 bustos mrsb's aj all in pre

Knave busted MrsB as well..she actually thought AJ was ahead of Q7 but she didn't know Knave has different hand rankings.
lol

I was sure K10 was ahead of KP's 74 and LeKnave's 78.  7 on the flop and 8 on the river.  ldo

rotflmfao..

Knave do us a favour and post a HH of the next tourney you win mate (not this one lol)..it'd be a learning experience for all of us.

Think i get to clain bad beat of the tourney unreal how i run aq utg leknave pushes all in i call he has 74 a73 5 6 nh gg wp

LOL WAS FUN THOUGH

LeKnave has won every race so far. It's great to watch

you playing George?

i no, its absolutely ridic.

no idea how he runs this good.

Missed the start by 20 minutes, sadly. Just watching.

Pretty sick like, his hand vs me was a certainty i would lose funnist beat i ever took he's already won this to be fair.

I had QQ v Flea's AQ, all in pre. Flop QAA. nh gg wp.

Raise reraise x100 til coldcards is all in.

LeKnave K9
ColdCards QQ

K on the flop. gg wp

Leknaves account is golden!

Ul pelham at least u didnt have to wait for the river 4 it

why?

Silo breaks the curse and doubles up off LeKnave's 74 soooted!  Well done that man!!!

 :'(

Sort me out some cards Kev, it's been a real grind and the LeKnave account keeps picking on me :(

Polo shirt for the bubble?

Missed it :(

I bet kev is glad you did!!

would have only made it 49 anyway ;)

You wanted it to make 50 really though  ;)

I'm out, bad play with A9 cost me the game. GL both / Silo.x

Well played Jizz, bad timing to run into KK with... erm... 89 :D

gg.. :)up

I honestly thought you had rivered me for the straight there silo..  ;ashamed;

lol so did I for a moment :D

wp Nunny ... third is a bankroll boost ... spin it up ;)

Silo came second wp mate

Jizz won it ... him da man !!


T=Shirts for

Sharky
Newmanseye
TheNun

48 runners was fantastic ty to everyone who played .... and cheers to the boy band for agreeing to my pestering them to be bounties for this ... great fun and I am sure we will be having another one of these games soon.

Thanks all and well done to all the winners.

shib it

Wp everyone, was a good game. ty Kev.

FYP

LOL sorry everyone especially Mondatoo, boldie, Laxie MrsBoldie and defo Rookie (LOLOLOL tht was ridic comedy).

Had to be out at 9 unfortunately so was trying to get myself busted pretty fast.  My utg 5x was value shoved by boldies 96o which beat my 94h at one point, sick sick soul read sir.

My only advice to those 2 on my account ''make sure u spew before the money'', so what do they do! grind it the hell out. lolol.

WP Nun finally busting my account.

gg everyone, and well done Kev getting that many runners.

Still pissing myself mate! Was fkin good.

lol hard, karma's a bitch.

[  ] we are good @ chip dumping

lol yeah, was karma, i thought that immediately twas why it was funny rly!

LOL it was worth it just to be part of the crazy show Leknave lol was all gud fun.

It was the best fun I've had in a long time in an online tourney.

PS. Nice one Jizz...

Was a great laugh ... it all went to form boy band wise, rich and horner out before the third level, and Le"I RUN HOTTER THAN THE SUN"Knave sucking out for fun,

Honeris is today cursing the fact that we didnt make 50 runners ... ul mate :D

we will do another one of these real soon ;)

lmao i have a vague recollection of that, i take it i got there?

sorry lol.

Had AK, 2 on the flop...

Well done Jizz, Silo and Nun!!!  No idea how you lot managed to get past the suck outs King, but very well done indeed.   ;applause; ;applause; ;applause;

There is only 1 suckout king, and that LeKnave.. goit past him, by not playing against him, the only way.

LOL i've been informed this was after i had left, so it was a standard horneris spite call.  blame him.