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Decided to join the bandwagon today and create my own diary, seems we don't have enough of them in this place. Anyway, here is where I am going to keep a diary, of all the diary's I read.

I think I am probably the only person who hasn't got one on here so feel left out.

Enjoy it.

looking forward to it rooks.

good luck

lol, quality.

idiot! ;)

What about the Diary of someone running the tipping competition...do you read that one?

This is funny!

I think you're definitely filling a niche here.  Look forward to reading it :)up

More updates, please, Rodney. What diaries have you read this morning and what did you think of them?????????

this is now the only diary I read. there's no point in going near the others. Rooks does all the hard work for me and puts a summary of the interesting bits from everywhere else on here in one bite-sized chunk. this will probs save me several minutes each day. wp Rooks

Hi all, Thanks for the comments, I will put my first diary entry up as soon as I have done my daily reading.

 ;popcorn;

What I have learnt from todays diary entries ;

Well today, there was not much on offer, disappointing tbh. I was ready to go this afternoon, Quavers at hand, Diet Coke at my disposal and settled down for a diary afternoon. I had only finished one bag of Quavers by the time I had completed all entries! Fk my life.

I read Chompy's post on this and Celtic's Vegas diary, moaning about having a headache because he couldn't decide what comp to play first, the $2k or the $300. Sigh, what a headache that is eh? I know I wouldn't mind being able to play either of the two and I am sure most people reading feel the same.

77Dave made a post on his, first time for 2 months now, and it was the first time since he got married - theres a suprise, where is that under the thumb picture when ya need it?

Here is a little quote :


Nancy clearly is either writing this on his account, or she has a secret account and Dave is just scared of being grounded again.

One good thing though is he has found himself a house, congrats.

So, what have I learnt from diaries today?

I learnt who wears the trousers in the 77Dave household now he is married. I learnt that Chompy gets easy headaches and perhaps doesn't appreciate how lucky he really is.

More to come tomorrow (I hope), lets hope those lazy poker players update there diaries!

quality first post - looking forward to tomorrow's instalment!

I think this is going to become my fave diary  :D

 ;tightend;

wtf? "New" entry from 77dave? I think its pretty old, like MARCH. Ban please for incompetent diary keeping.

lol nice one rooks  :)up

cant  wait for your views on grandads diaries and of course your "favourite" diary poster red-dog !  ;)

If he has to go back to the start of those two diaries we may have to wait some Tome for his next post.....great thread by the way

Good reading so far, hope you keep it up Rooks.

For future analysis and my own learning, how many packs of Quavers would you expect to go through to class something as a good read?   

or... which might be revealing... who puts you off your Quavers? 

Is there a diary that you stay clear from until you have had enough Quavers for the day, so you then know it's safe to read?

And do you get your quavers from Costco by the box or individual pack from the local store. We need to know.

If it will encourage him to post more I think we should set up a quaver and diet coke fund for Rooks.

A new marketing opportunity for Tighty.... A Diary Board sponsored by Quavers or Diet Coke!

KitKat's FTW


Off to contact the UK Marketing director of Pepsico at Walkers Crisps (they make Quavers) just on the off-chance though!

Now here is a good quiz question for you.
Walkers are famous for their what???

And no it isn't crisps

Past sponsorship of a football team?

Naming rights of a stadium?

Sore feet?

What do the quotes around "favourite" mean? I'm guessing they mean "Extra special favourite" (but I suppose they could just mean that he thinks I'm a tosser) 

Dodgy goalkeepers..

You are wrong.  It's definitely crisps.

That entry was put on yesterday on his 'To Blog or not to blog' thread.

Ban pls coz I don't like Alex

It definitely....willing to put money on it not crisps

4 or 5 perhaps.


Costco FTW


Tosser obv ;)

Does it have anything to do with them being part of PepsiCo?

Is it Gary Liniker sleeping with prostitutes dressed up as Alan Hansen?

He's dressed up as Hansen, or the prostitutes are?

I was so excited to read someone finally started a diary about what they think of other peoples diary's, we needed something like that badly on here but I'm thus far very disappointed as it seems you're just nicking bits from other peoples diary's, I'm gonna have to start my own diary about what i think of your diary about reading other peoples diary's, just to keep you on track, Ive also become aware that i like the word diary's very much.

Damn you. If you start a diary about monitoring Rookie's diary, then I'll have to start a diary to monitor how well you are monitoring it.

Once we have enough diaries, will we have reached the Diary Crest?

Apologise for not making it clear. He is dressed up as Hansen and the prostitutes are dressed up as Mark Lawrence...oh and they're former Eastern European Weightlifters..so they already have the Lawrence moustache.

who is Mark Lawrence?

Gary Linekers' neighbour from across the road but why do you care..are you interested in case one of them becomes sick?

I have a Gary Lineker themed shrine in my garage.

His neighbour is not called Mark lawrence.

the guy across the road is...I think you're thinking of Mr Timmons from next door.

Okay Walkers are famous for their pork pies.
In the marketplace in Leicester there is (I think it is still there but not certain) a butchers called Walkers. Well a long time ago they were looking for ways  of diversifying their buisness. They came across crisp manufacture and the rest as they say is history. Of course they sold the whole thing on many years ago.

The sign outside Walkers butchers always said

Walkers butchers famous pork pies.

You'd have thought pork scratchings would have been the perfect by-product

misuse of the word 'famous' surely

Award winning mate

Of course, no discussion of the food of Leicestershire would be complete without considering Walker and Sons, manufacturer of high-quality potato crisps and other snack products. Henry Walker who founded the company in 1948 was a successful pork butcher who moved from Mansfield to Leicester in the 1880's to take over an established business in the high street. Mr Walker and his son offered quality meat and the business prospered, eventually moving to Cheapside in 1912. However, when the Second World War broke out meat was strictly rationed and even in 1948 Walker's shops were sold out by 10 a.m. every day. With a factory that was working at half-capacity, Mr Walker pondered over how he could make better use of his premises and work force. The company's managing director, Mr. R.E Gerrard, discovered potato crisps, which were enormously popular with the public but subject to rationing and the first Walkers production line came into being in the empty upper storey of Walker's Oxford Street factory in Leicester. During these early days the potatoes were sliced up by hand and cooked in an ordinary fish and chip fryer and Mr. Gerrard himself was the first cook. From this humble start, the public's love affair with crisps and Walkers began and crisp manufacture was here to stay. Today, Walkers is Britain's largest crisp manufacturer, employing over 4,000 people in 15 locations.


Famous for their pork pies

lol

lies, tell them about our 100k agreement, i want it in writing before you donk a wsop seat and win the whole thing.

IAWWTAP.  If you asked 100 people what 'Walkers' were famous for the vast majority would say crisps.  Under my definition of the word 'famous' I still maintain that they are therefore most famous for crisps.

I would be interested in Rookie's take on this.

Lol, when Alex is worth £5m through poker he has to give me £100k. Shib.

WSOP next year for me pls.

more chance of getting a **** off the pope!

indeed if you asked the same 100 people the same question but made it multiple choice with the following answers

a) pork pies
b) pork pies
c) pork pies
d) none of the above

very few would go for a, b or c. probs only the lazy ones who didn't read the question and decided to guess to save time

#

famous adj 1 well known; celebrated; renowned

there are not degrees of fame are there.....in our family all Leicester people Walkers are famous for their pork pies nuff said. Oh and ask 100 people if Britains got talent is top quality entertainment the majority would say yes......does not make them riht though

100 people i know would NOT be saying britains got talent is a top quality show!

so if I ask your family of Leicester people if they know your aunt Molly (who I just invented for illustrative purposes) and they all say yes does that make her famous?

poor aunt polly sitting in her house doing her knitting thinking about how hard life sucks when you've been invented for illustrative purposes.

This is getting out of hand......so without reservation I withdraw all comments about Walkers. You are all correct. Congratulations

QFT

Of course you're not correct....I am famous for loud shoes on this forum and Walkers the butchers are famous for their pork pies....you can discuss and argue all you like but it is unlikely to change my opinion

Known (by some) for their pork pies. Made famous for their crisps.

Beautifully handled

Charnwood Bakery is one of the country's few bakeries specialising in the production of the Melton Mowbray Pork Pie. It is within the prescribed Melton Mowbray region and uses fresh UK pork to make award-winning, real Melton pies. The business was founded in Leicester 1824 as Walker & Son, and was the original creator of the famous snacks brand.

infamous Snatty, infamous.






they've all got it infamous

Rookie for mod!

god help us !!!

Ready and Waiting.

;D

Well, that was boring.

Just catching up on diaries - no Quaver's today as I am at Lings, so 4 Ginsters sausage roll's and a can of diet coke were needed instead. Not a bad strike rate but it had to be said that I was hungry so I was probably eating quite fast.

Anyway, diaries, zzzzzzzzzz.... I learnt how boring it is talking about wildlife when I read Red's diary, I mean, get out there and get looking for the wonderful birds, frogs, toads or whatever, but to read a load of posts trying to describe certain happenings isn't my cup of tea tbh. Especially when the 'expert' Red dog is obv using wikipedia/google or such and replying. I thought it was just Tikay that did that!

Next was Chompy's diary, boring talk of his flight, and then some bragging, of course, what diary can go without bragging? Something about 5 out of 15 bla bla.

The best read so far though was Jeeves' diary. Despite clearly lieing in a number of places about his master, it is entertaining. And of course the brag posts thrown in there!

Still not updated is the old fella Tikay - where has he been lately anyway ? And Claw's diary has lasted all of 2 nights I believe! Well done  :)

Diary writers get updating more regularly please!!!

give me a chance ffs, im not even in vegas yet!!!!!

Sorry, not the best update tbh, not much to work with!

day 1: Didn't think too much of rookie's diary entry today but i put this down to him having a diet coke with he's sausage roll, wrong on so many levels, spoilt a perfectly good lunch, how do you expect to get the most out of diary's if you're mangling you're lunch so badly.

I did like he's accusation of mass googling amongst the diary generation, i think a few people have thought that for a while but he had the guts to just come out with it, think what he'll come up with next time if he stays off of the diet coke!

at least start your own diary thread bolt!

Top stuff Rookie...although it would be is the poor diary writing schmucks gave you something to work with...especially that TK fella...he's dragging you down mate.

can't wait to see what suffolkpunch thought of that  ;popcorn;

Day 1

Dear Diary. I had hoped not to have needed to make an entry, but Bolt went and made his first entry, so I have to as well because I stupidly said I would. Bolt's diary - to follow Rookie's diary of diaries - was quite encouraging for a first attempt. His wise nod of approval towards Rookie's thought process on Google was most certainly a good passage. I also liked his astute observation of Rookie's diet coke consumption.

The style was good and of a very appetising, easy-bite size.

More please.

Six pages and the beagle's account still hasn't been deemed worthy of a mention. Rookie, I am distraught to say the least and am considering boycotting your diary.  ;madasahatstand;

Its not on blonde though.

you have a diary?

Might help if you uploaded the last couple of days to it..........ta muchly..............oh and BTW snoops I tried to sign up to shout box and 3 days later I'm still awaiting an email back from them to allow me to log in and give you and Dana some heckling feedback to your great reporting.

I'll be able to mention it if Bolt mentions that Rookie mentions it  ;popcorn;

Yes, I decided to keep it off the forum in case someone started a diary about all the diaries. However, I have read the finer print of the opening post and no where does it say that diaries must be on blonde for the diary to be graced by the presence of Sir Rooks. My threat of boycott remains. I am giving Benjamin 24 hours to sort it out.

Worrying times. I do hope they haven't implemented a NAS ban.

don't give in to him Rooks, the boycott is an empty threat.

the beagle knows he can boycott your diary but still find out what's going on by reading Bolt's and Mr Punch's.

Most certainly is worrying times Beagle............I was rather hoping that maybe you or Dana could get a mention for the NAS in your reports somewhere along the line...............now do I sense a prop bet lol

his birth certificate says "BEN" and not "BENJAMIN" !

Whatever you say, Pauline.

Paula if you dont mind!  that was to be my name if i was born a girl lol

c'mon, WTF is going on with this?

+1

I'm having to actually read some of the diarys myself now as I can't rely on this one

I, for one, am very dissapointed.

Sorry guys, its been busy! So many people starting diaries ffs! It's ridiculous, i'm having to employ readers to supply me with cliff notes ffs!

And Bolt I didn't think you liked mine anyway ?

Right, so to start.. We might aswell start with the regular diaries first, the ones that just talk random and build up to 100+ pages long (not that i'm going to tell you who's diary this is, this would be unfair on Red Dog). It began talking about weeds, how wonderful! More googling ends up in diaries. I swear, if you took out everything that was acquired through googling on these diaries, mine would probably be the longest already! Anyway, somehow we go from talking about weed's (with a bit of flirting from the nun and red) to talking about Terrorists - just how does that happen? Where is the connection there? And before you know it, we then go back to talking about nature ffs! I give up! We find out that a green woodpecker apparently finds that Tom and his family are friendly - imo he just doesn't want them to get the hump when they notice the shitting target games they are having on Tom's roof and the holes they are drilling through his walls!

The old fella's diary is all over the place too. Something about vowels which required googling, and said googling wins Tikay a £100 bet now! I tell you, the saying 'money goes to money' really is true. Then talk about why online aliases, quite clear really - we can't all have our own names ! Then 77dave poses a question about war - cue more mass googling - which then turns out to make 77dave wrong!

Then we move onto some new diaries, and some Vegas diaries. Mainly from most going from Luton, that can't keep it all in one thread. They are all going together, staying together, playing together, but have to make different threads to update ffs!

Sad news - the best diary around has made its last entry. Jeeves was the funniest guy on here and has now been banned from posting by that tosser NoFlops Homer. Who, since winning one tournament on Full Tilt, thinks he is God's gift ! Jeeves, you have my permission to write some more mate, Homer's a dickhead anyway. And if he sacks you I know of plenty of places you can be employed!

YAVD - this is the new abbreviation. For those of you not in the know it means, Yet Another Vegas Diary. So basically RichEO is saying, yes there are too many diaries on Blonde, but i'm going to shove another one on anyway, just to annoy Rookie. So anyway, he's off to Vegas, and the silly git has bought a £270 laptop to update us! No wonder nobody has had the nerve to say on his thread that they don't give a shit! LOL. And then to really go over the top he has bought a mouse for £80!!!!!!! I would hope that it played the poker for me without me having to touch it if i paid £80 for a mouse!! Anyway, we know his commitment is there, well, until that is he sets off on his plane trip (which has 38 stops approximately before it hits Vegas - was it cheap by any chance?) and he realises he has forgotten his laptop charger. What a plank.

Finally, i'm gonna roll them into one, because thats how they should be anyway. The Luton boy's diaries. Celtic, Chompy and Sicilian. Well, Chompy, ok, has had some bad luck, but come on this is just turning into a bad beat box. You are going to owe a fortune soon with all these 50p's! Then the funniest thing... Sicilian writes :

"Me Celtic and chompy decided to try the 8pm comp same structure as Luton Friday 5k 30 min clock"

What a great idea. Let's fly to Vegas just to play the same comp we could have played had we still been in Luton this Friday! I am still reading this one just because I can't wait for the day that it is posted that one of them went out on the piss last night and woke up married to Edna. Then and only then, I will be a happy diary reader.


And breathe!

PS. Snoops - Feck off ;D

 ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause;

the last paragraph inparticular is worthy of the highest praise ... I LOL'd lots.

and yet still he ignores my diary.......must be too long for the poor dear.
You know what they say.......only one thing worse than criticism and that is to be totally ignored.

Must try it on Tom Myland some time

You are not being ignored Snatty, honestly. It's because I like you that you're not on it. ;) Just don't tell the others that.

Also - it's impossible to ignore Tom Myland.

I know but what fun to try

ditto

Quality rooks Keep it up!!!!

I have nothing of consequence to add, I just want this thread to appear on my SNRTYP list.

Happy birthday Rookie, or whatever.

I know the feeling. The pain is unbearable sometimes.

If there is public demand for the return of Jeeves I will either


a) Ask master in the most reverential terms for him to re-consider his decision

or

b) You must promise not to tell him I am posting covertly.


You must let me know though. I have been approached by the Nevada Gambling Press to syndicate my ramblings, so time is short. Toot toot!

posting covertly could be dangerous - if you are discovered you may lose your livelihood, and we wouldn't want the burden of responsibility should that come to pass.  If you do decide to take this risky strategy I would urge you to rename your diary thread to ensure that it is something that will be of absolutely no interest to your master, lest he stumble upon it whilst browsing the forum.  Might I suggest "diary of an ordinary working class person doing ordinary things"

what would make you think that rookie?

sigh, it's too long to read cos ive got a hang over, i dont even know what i'm doing, waiting to be sick i think then i'm going back to bed.

anyway saw something about red-dog and tikay, something about terrorists though i'm not sure if he mentioned whether or not he was still drinking diet coke so i dont really know where he's coming from and it's difficult to comment on anything if i dont know that.

if he carries on getting into double figures with the amount of paragraphs each entry contains i may have to discontinue my diary.

Sorry mate, i forgot the important stats -

Diet Coke consumed - 3 cans, and also one can of fat coke as I ran out of diet's! As for food, I had 2 penguin bars and that is all.