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BB9 starts tonight

no not bB9

this aint that important

so whats everyone elses views

i think its going to be filled with show offs

wannabes and oddballs

bring back the first 4 years when atleast they pretended to be normal

I managed to not watch a single episode last year, but am tempted to watch tonight.  Please, somebody stop me.

Stop, I have avoided 2 years now

donk off $24 over 2 months on blonde instead

I managed to not watch a single episode last year, but am not tempted to watch tonight. 

Its garbage, car crash TV, Whats worse is my wife is an addict......MUG that she is

Jealously over air-time?  :dontask:

I donked it all off in the last five minutes.....

is it on C4 this time or are they doing the E4 thing again after tonight?

C4 at 9:00 and E4 after that according to their site:

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/

this pretty much is where i am, liked the first 3-4, then it turned into a ridiculously disposable freak show devoid of entertainment or purpose.

though i did like the jade goody shilpa bust up, was a good example of how the media runs the world, wednesday morning it was the 3 d/4th news story in but by lunch time it had become the top story, not because there had been further developments but because news agencies were now reporting on how well reported the incident was  ::)

there was a guy thast blew up a street in Iraq that day, didnt get a look in on the news, if he survived he mustve been sitting in he's cave thinking:"FUCK JADE GOODY"!

When are you going on there mate. Your always on the telly. LOL

the nightly and weekly shows are on c4 and live streaming on e4 i think

I think he means for the main shows.  Will all be on C4 as per usual, with the live feeds etc on E4.

edit: damn, Ironstein beat me to it!

lolz, ironstein's quicker than you. da shame.

I'm doing it.  I'm turning to channel 4.  :(

I am too, but only to see if they've copped on and brought some real entertainment in this year.  Will be bored of it within the hour and won't bother again until it gets down to the last week or two.

First one's always worth watching ;)

Weighting for Big Brother for the over 40's.  8)

First two are annoying.

twat

quite liking the secret mission!

the blonde's ok.

Should be interesting

davina mcall tilts me she is so annoying

that last guy is a prat, but soooooooooooo doable  ;kev;

only OK?  You lot are hard to please!!!  All the girls are gorgeous!

ok ok... she hot as them apple tarts you get at maccy d's... that last bloke was a tit.. OMG i have BB on, jesus last 3 I have not even watched..

definitely need some more bloke totty.

shy bloke in for the birds..

most are ok. That last manbird isn't though.

Does Darnell know he's not 12 anymore?

well you're definitely doing better for totty than those of us that like me.  Only one decent looking bloke so far, and he's a pillock

Isn't the chef bloke ok? 

which one's that?  I'm not paying enough attention!

Silo is gay

Shut it, I'm confident about my sexuality that's all :D

The one with short light hair, wearing silver shoes

OMG, I may be a woofer!

I will take a look.

Nice and PC there Silo  rofl

yeah if he'd just said 'the ginger bloke' I would have known who he meant straight away!

he's only average looking.

you tell him Graham.  I've said all the girls are gorgeous and no one has questioned my heteroness :)

I think i weeeeed a little...  rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Girls are allowed to :)

ffs i might have to even switch over now.. fck my life

I always love to see a token geordie in there. She's probably the prettiest as well. Obviously it'll be a bloke that'll win it. Maybe the blind scottish one.

I'm guessing Mohamed is a terrorist. first he told us he doesn't look like one then immediately after he told us not to judge a book by its cover

I am drawing the line.  going to watch Justin and Alan instead

Would love to go through the Geordie milf... ;kev;

Although i dont wish to start a raciism debate its a shame she's an ignorant stupid fuk with her comments about immigrants going back to there own country the idiot.

Still would though  ;)

I believe she was asked about ILLEGAL immigrants.
Not the place for a discussion of the difference between economic migration, genuine asylum and illegal immigration.

Well im enjoying it anyway..

haven't watched it since Thursday - any good?

Usual shit. Watchable.

any breast exposure yet?

Big Brother is incredible.

Yes. Not one of the fit birds though. The one who looks like Horneris.

 rotflmfao

lol, sweet, I'll tune in and see if she does it again

wow that black girl called Alex i think sure has a huge chip on her shoulder. Real nasty one that.

Watching BBBM now, what a ****

someone shoot her please

Sadly used to meet the odd person like that when i worked at college...only way to shut them up was to ignore them.

Yep shes a bitch alright. I am actually wanting to go to the house and punch her myself.

I respect Stephanie a bit more though for standing up to her, I hope she doesn't go on Friday, she has had a bit of a tough start in the house ffs!

Mario to go imo.

Then Alex asap after that. Dick.

Charley 2 This prog is totally shite tbh dont plan on watching it again its same old shit every series now

Amen to that... 

I feel the same way myself, I'm not normally a violent person but man she needs a slap.

'member I told you' woman is really pissing me off. Who or what does she think she is.

QFT

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Quoted for Truth.

She clearly needs to be knocked down a peg or two. Rex is standing up to her, and she clearly isn't used to anyone standing up to her hence her crying in the diary room. She will be out next Friday 100% positive on that. Mario tomorrow.

The whole house seems ridiculous at the moment but to be honest I think that is Alex's influence on them. She got them down in the first place and just likes to bully people. I wouldn't be suprised if she got taken out by BB before Friday week, or even walked if she doesn't get her own way and realises that she is most likely going to be voted off anyway.

She's probably good for viewing figures, which always leaves open the possibility of immunity tasks that can be weighted towards certain people -  no doubt about it as soon as the house and the public get chance she'll be gone!

Think its been a decent start so far though.

Yep entertaining to watch.

manged to get myself a free £5 by putting £4 on mario to be the first evicted at about 2.8 and getting it laid off once he went heavily odds on

how the fook can you confuse worcester sauce for any other flavour?

lol, well funny.

It looks like that bitches sidekick has seen the light and now understands what a shit stirrer she is. Wonder how many votes Alex will get this week?

wow, 1st prog I've watched since the opening show, how has no-one slapped Alex yet? possibly the most objectionable bitch ever

Just watch my first bit of big brother this season.

Managed all of 15 seconds before feeling ill and having to turn it off.

How does anybody manage to watch this shite??

Maybe I tuned in at a bad time, 6 tits sat in a room (presumably the diary room) talking bollox!!

Is it possible that any one of them is actually acting like themselves or they all just playing up for the tele?

Its GOOD!!!

Theyre all relatively normal compared to usual.

Im loving it.

Mario FTW @ 200/1

u are a degen if you bet on this.. plz no way can he win, can he   ;carlocitrone; ;carlocitrone;

At least Alex is gone this Friday.

It's kinda ironic the way she thinks as if everyone and everything is out to get her.

The way she tried to tell Mohammad he was not a good Muslim for wearing womens clothes at his Birthday party, hold on:  She drinks, smokes, has kids outside marriage, wears trousers, disrespect people to their face and behind their backs, belittles, bully's people. If ever there was some Muslim women people could look up to eh?

She is so stupid its untrue! 

Being reported..........


CHANNEL 4 tonight dramatically cancelled this week’s Big Brother eviction phone vote.

No reason has yet been given for the sudden decision to close the lines.

BBully Alex De-Gale, dubbed the most hated housemate ever, was favourite to get the boot on Friday night.

 Alex was as low as 1/10 on to go...........then suddenly out to 10/1......now about 3/1.

 BB is a nightmare to bet on !!....dont do it.

Yes Alex that is right, all Muslims do is pray.

What an idiot she is.

hmmm - sounds like either someone has walked or they're worried about vote rigging.

1st time I've tuned in tonight since the opener, and all I've heard is that Alex girl whinging and moaning - is that all she does?

Yes

I can but hope......

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao ;whistle;

alex booted off....its becasue they feared for her safety on eviction night...

Pity Alex was so blind to the obvious.  Better off without her anyway.

you are a wise and astute woman Ms Laxie :)

At least Mario's fan club can rest easy...

I take back every bad thought I had about Alex....

I hope she will spare me from her gangster friends.

when her gangsters come for me I'm gonna say that the stuff I posted was actually leknave using my computer while I was cooking eggs on toast

I hope they let that S*it ride, they are strong yo.

fyp

i have already phone her ganstas and told em it was all chiprich

fk his life

Lol, looks like the gay guy beats up Mo!!!!

Crap, it was a joke. Boring.

What have i missed then, havent seen it for a few days?

Not a whole heck of a lot.  Sylvia and Mohamed up for eviction this week.  Sylvia has been acting the bunny boiler for the past couple of days with new guy, Stuart.  Probably explains why she's up, but not been keeping track enough to know why they voted for Mo. 

The general reason for nominating Mo seemed to be that he eats far too much.

Sylvia has been ridic, I wasn't too bothered by her until she stole the cookies and now her bunny boiling with Stu is just weird.

Dennis has been removed from the house, but tonight's eviction will go ahead as planned.

What happened?

Zomg.

Whats he done??

Except for being teh ghey.

From the BB website:

Except for spitting in Mo's face

Vieira Styleeeeeeee...

At the rate they're going, half will be kicked out before they ever get a chance to be voted out.   rotflmfao

What an absolute farce!

She made a moutain out of a molehill imo and it caused all that shit. And that guy needs a seeing to for spitting in someone's face - and that gay shit he was doin outside the diary room made me tilt so hard!!!

Oh my god!
1) Shocking painting.
2) She even made me cringe at the geordie accent in full whine mode
3) Stu and Dale cock waving like mad.
4) How much alcohol have they had?!!

They get barely anything these days after incidents in the past - couple of tins i think.

iirc Rebecca was squaring up to Mo.

wow. Just wow.

Free dancing banana for whoever can name Darnell's half brother, who happens to be a former premiership footballer...

Jason Dozzell?

 ;sexybanana;

Er, cheers...

lol, i'm sure it is funny, just looks like a dreary essay!  :)

tl;dr

Anyone else thinking Mario is just pure class, so cringey he's becoming funnier by the day...

I agree! I was thinking this last night. He is so annoying, but he is also very entertaining and funny.

When Lisa sat on his knee when they were both blindfolded, ''oooh, you are a bonny lass'', I couldnt help but LOL

HAHAHA, thats what me and my mate was pissing ourselves at too, you know he bit his lip from saying something else there!

"Can I sit onyour knee?"
"You can sit on something" 

LOL

yep class!

Jennifer and Rex up for eviction this week.  Haven't exactly warmed to Rex, but deffo would love to see Jennifer get the boot first.

Havent watched it at all ... is it too much to hope that the house burns down and series gets cancelled ?

Jennifer to go for sure!

Rex going would be a disaster, Jennifer is annoying the fk outta me now.

Mario's constant battle with risk assessment is yet more TV gold...

OOOOHhh Yes.

Im not sure whether it is deliberate now - its that funny!

what was going on with mario's pink pants last night. are they his or lisa's?

Gona be a good one tonight.

Jen is getting evicted, which no-one in there expects. Luke & Dale's reactions will be class.

Itll be such a shame to see the moaning cow go.

Three new female housemates going in after the eviction, this might liven things up a bit.

Better be tasty...

Bye mario! YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLOg_Jq4m58

sweating for a minute there

gogogogogo Rex*

*or Mikey

who's gone?

Puke

in that case I'll watch the interview

I actually had no idea it was friday until you posted that, took me a while to work out what your post was about

plus Rex's gf is going in

I like Luke  :'( Wont be worth watching now him and Bex have gone.

oooh, is she hot? I didn't see the id parade

i hated Luke more than words can say

Mikey - "What is it?"

Dale - "It's Rex's girlfriend!"

Mikey - "What, in the flesh?"

COMEDY!

omg   Mikey eating the scotch bonnet              funniest tv moment this year         awesome

pretty hot

She'd do, in a pinch...if yer into that sorta thing.

QFT

Rex is an absolute !?&@. He comes across as a horrible human being, surely he can't win.

Oh yes he can.  He's being manipulative and bullying enough to get himself loads of tv time, but not enough to get everyone in the house against him at the same time.

Using the Hellmuth method, I believe it's called.

But there's still ages to go, and I'm beginning to suspect that this new change will weaken him, coz I think he's going to either get totally jealous if his gf starts flirting with Stewie.  Or he's going to bully her too much, and once her tears flow, she'll prove who's the boss. 

He's a 25 year old twonk with a funny shaped head, she's a 19 year old wannabie, who hates the idea of people thinking she's only average to good looking.  Only one winner there. 

I was crying pure gold.

Rex and Nicole's relationship - wtf?!?!?!

[  ] Based on love and respect.

• Based on looks and money.

It's amazed me how insecure some of the men are this year.  Stewie has got such an inferiority complex, he has to make himself look beautiful, just to justify his existance.  ( Btw - that scarf.  What's that all about, then ? )

And Rex, who pretends to be a leader, is only happy when he's bullying a 19 year old girl, and then telling her it's all her fault.

Ok, so Nicole is a vain, shallow, child.  But that just shows how little Rex thinks of himself - he couldn't even contemplate a relationship with someone who could consider themselves his equal.

Let's leave the maturity to Mo then.   Ok, let's not.

Pissed myself laughing last night when Mikey told Nicole exactly how it is. And also at Mikey dancing on his own facing wrong way etc lol.

Nearly on par with him throwing confetti during Mario and Steph's wedding in completely the wrong direction!

Was funny.

Nicole asks Mikey why he thinks she might be evicted.....the "polite" answer being along the lines of last in , first out etc........but no!.... Mikey: " because your head is so far up your own arse " :D

rofl, i was in hysterics at him turned the wrong way.

I watch it most nights and without fail Rex is talking to someone like shit. Mo told him where to go last night in the dancing.

Maybe becasue he's a head chef and can talk to his workers like that and his gf its normal to him?

The real funny thing is when Rex brushes his ginger hair forward and up, looks like the hair from the muchkins in willy wonka movie :P

Rex isn't my kind of person at all.  Neither is Nicole, but the way he talks to her is just awful.  I'm frankly amazed that their relationship has lasted as long as it has, and would be very surprised if they were still together this time next year.

Oompa Loompas, Acid!!!!

FYP

Now we're going to see grumpy Rex again he says

Whilst grinning all over his face.

He can't wait to see the back of her.

But I fear it's too late.  We've seen the real Rex, and I hope his days are numbered.

TAKE LDO!!!!

someone please take it

booooooooooooooooooooooooooo

farce!!!!! boring!

Fantastic.

The tears are so amazing!!!

GTFO Katreya

omg

i wana drink the tears

booooo. keep boooooing

this is incred.

cry!!!!

I dont watch this trash, glad katreya has gone though, always crying.  The boo's are actually destroying her slowly.

should have done

[ x ] People at work ask me if i watch BB, I tell them I hate it.

[ ] I really hate it

eh, translate?

Didn't even know there was an eviction tonight.  Will watch the replay now...cheers!

I was going off it, but love watching the reactions to evictions a mix of fake & true emotions.

That's the only part of the show I like.  Don't watch during any other part of the week.

Quote from Kat:

"Hojusgiun jfgoqerigrhuy vsgho uioghs gtth"

lol pure comedy watching them panic as they left last night, made my day.

Who do you reckon will win?

Who would you like to see win?

I put money on Mikey from day 1. He says it how it is, aint afraid to tell people where to go and is blind :) 

Possibly Sarah for surprise 2nd.

can i get some live updates tonight please as i am not going to at home to see the final

I'll post the exits for ya as they happen.

the viewing figures for big brother have plummetted this year.....

bloody credit crunch

First exit in 7 minutes.  But before that, we have to be re-introduced to all the losers they've already booted out.

PS  No voting allowed from Ireland this time.  They were having phone line troubles.  Never ends.  Sigh.

The person knocked out in 5th place is....................................
























DARNELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Out he goes, to a mix of cheers and boos (mostly boos to be fair).  Davina get a quick lift from the lad who's wearing a pleated white skirt?!?  WTF?!?!   :dontask:

Out in 4th is........................














REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yeah baby!!!  Get yer backside out the door ya ape!!!

And out he goes to a sea of BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!  No mistaking this one folks.  How he lasted as long as he did is beyond me, but he's gone now.  He didn't even look for his girlfriend, despite a few attempt by Davina to point her out.  What a plonker.

spot on with my predictions so far - I reckon:

3rd - Rachel

2nd - Mikey

1st - Sarah

I have Mikey as 2nd for sure, but it could go either way with the girls.

gg money.

bok! reckon Mikey will win now.  Gonna have to sell all my sarah celebdaq shares double quick now!

3rd place finisher is...........................................
















SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But she has to sit there for a bit as we pause for an hour of Ugly Betty.  Will let ye know if she exits to boos or cheers in an hour, but either way...she still has £25,000 waiting for her when she goes.

The chilli eating episode might save the day for Mikey.  Or will Kat's supporters back Rachel enough to give her the win after she spent so much time crying for Kat?  It's all in the air now. 

Sarah walks out the door to a truck load of..............CHEERS!!!!  Go figure.  Tough crowd, this one. 

We'll have to sit through maybe 10 minutes of her interview and 'best bits' before we find out who the WINNER OF BB9 is!!!

Stay tuned.  This has been a public service announcement.

So Sarah is out, but 25k richer for it. 

And we're down to the final 2.


The WINNER of BB9 is...............................................................................















RACHEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Mikey comes out as runner up in just a minute. 

really suprised there, i guess the fact she got so much crap in house for being on the fence and the welsh vote won it for her.

all shares in Sarah sold and the lot spent on Rachel :)up

Mrs Kor is shouting at the TV, so funny.

I have managed to avoid every minute - best BB ever.

Mikey walks out to a thunder of cheers and chants of 'MIKEY,  MIKEY, MIKEY!' 

Interview with Davina after the break and then we get to the winner of BB9.............RACHEL!!!!

She laughed.  She adored Kat.  She cried...a lot.  And she's just won £100,000.  She's doable...if I were into that sort of thing.

Mikey being Mikey.  Telling it like it is...right to the end.  Almost sorry he didn't win, but I've always had a soft spot for Sarah for some reason.  Maybe because me own daughter's name is Sarah.  Who knows?  Who cares?  Anyway...the winner is on the way out of the house with 51.3% of the final votes...RACHEL!!!!


She walks out to a rapturous applause, fireworks, bucket loads of 'Thank you' to the crowd and an interview with Davina in a few minutes.  Will be interesting to see her 'best bits' because, to be honest, whilst I had a soft spot for her, I'm not entirely sure why.   rotflmfao

Ya know what?  I don't care that she wasn't off the wall.  Don't care that she didn't have any particularly 'brilliant' bits.  Don't care that she was accused of 'sitting on the fence' either.  It's in the eyes.  And her eyes told a lot.  She was genuine.  I've always felt that about her.  Fair play, good game and well done to the Chicka.  Enjoy it!!!   ;cheerleader;

'Happy happy house, happy house!'

more to the point any idea when she will be in nuts

that goes for sarah too

Has to spell the end for BB. A relatively normal person won. Thats just not right.

Just goes to prove that Rachel & Kat were the strongest couple in there.

Forget Mario and Lisa.  Forget Rex and the boring bitch.  Sarah and anyone in trousers.

Rachel's tears when Kat left gave her the Thai vote.  Without that Mikey would have walked it

I hope she doesn't get her bits out for the lads.  It'd be nice to think that there was maybe another way that a young lass could earn a few bob in this world without getting her kit off.

What price Sara in the Sun on Monday morning, btw ?

Is it over? Thank God for small mercies

It was ok but not the best 1 so far :)