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Title: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: boldie on June 06, 2008, 09:34:53 PM Not to the local pet shop apparently..the local Pets R us sure as hell didn't sell any birds.."We stopped doing birds" the lady said with a blank look on her face.
In fact all they sold was a skinny hamster, a fat rabbit and LOADS of fish...and this was a fairly big store. I remember going to a pet shop about a year ago and looking at the canaries and seeing that they cost £30...I though "Fuck me, 30 quid for a bloody canary? I remember when they were £2.50!"...and I walked off after that. We do want a canary now though and we're looking for one but noone sells birds anymore...and I can't find a breeder anywhere in West Lothian. Do any of you guys know where there is a breeder or decent pet shop (MUCH prefer a breeder) in Glasgow/Edinburgh area? Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: bolt pp on June 06, 2008, 09:36:34 PM cant you just catch a pigeon?
Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: boldie on June 06, 2008, 09:39:49 PM cant you just catch a pigeon? lol..bored tonight, Bolt? You post more tonight than Kin has all week. Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: bolt pp on June 06, 2008, 09:42:27 PM cant you just catch a pigeon? lol..bored tonight, Bolt? You post more tonight than Kin has all week. I'm still thinking about whether or not to go out, if it gets to 10 and i'm still here i'm staying in! Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: boldie on June 06, 2008, 09:43:49 PM cant you just catch a pigeon? lol..bored tonight, Bolt? You post more tonight than Kin has all week. I'm still thinking about whether or not to go out, if it gets to 10 and i'm still here i'm staying in! Feck it..migt as well stay in and watch Mary Poppins again. Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: Laxie on June 06, 2008, 09:44:52 PM Is it 10 yet?
Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: bolt pp on June 06, 2008, 09:45:13 PM cant you just catch a pigeon? lol..bored tonight, Bolt? You post more tonight than kin has all week calm down ::) boldie i'm trying to scam some t-shirts out of these lot on the other thread, you gonna sit around here and post about bugies or come and help me? Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: Laxie on June 06, 2008, 09:45:59 PM I've already hooked you up with Tikay's condoms...what more could a guy ask for?!
Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: bolt pp on June 06, 2008, 09:49:08 PM I've already hooked you up with Tikay's condoms...what more could a guy ask for?! I think there was a singular iceburg that the scientists pointed out had melted uniquely down to tkaiys unused condoms bio degrading, i dont think ive got much chance! Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: boldie on June 06, 2008, 09:52:41 PM cant you just catch a pigeon? lol..bored tonight, Bolt? You post more tonight than kin has all week calm down ::) boldie i'm trying to scam some t-shirts out of these lot on the other thread, you gonna sit around here and post about bugies or come and help me? on ym way..you should get a T shirt dammit Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: celtic on June 06, 2008, 09:53:35 PM I've already hooked you up with Tikay's condoms...what more could a guy ask for?! is this condoms with a picture of tikay on them? glow in the dark etc... maybe even tikay flavoured? sounds like a great idea if u ask me!!! Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: Indestructable on June 06, 2008, 10:14:56 PM i know someone local that sells Budgies, I just rang him to check and he said he had some going cheep. :D
Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: Tractor on June 06, 2008, 10:30:28 PM Boldi & Kin sitting at the bottom of a cliff with feathers all around them. Boldie turns to Kin and says..
i dont think much to this budgie jumpin Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: celtic on June 06, 2008, 10:34:04 PM boldie if u would have asked this time last week.
i had a mate who worked in a petshop near glasgow. he got the sack tho, got caught with his fingers in the trill!! Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: roverthtaeh on June 06, 2008, 10:48:38 PM Guy walks into a pet shop and places a bomb on the counter.
"Right, you lot, I want everyone out of here in two minutes". From the back of the shop, a tortoise shouts " you bastard". Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: wader leg on June 07, 2008, 12:19:50 AM I once bought my Gran a Canary for Christmas,
I went round on boxing day and asked her how it was and she said "It was lovely, the meat just fell away from the bone and melted in your mouth" Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: boldie on June 07, 2008, 08:22:45 AM boldie if u would have asked this time last week. i had a mate who worked in a petshop near glasgow. he got the sack tho, got caught with his fingers in the trill!! damnI actually laughed at that Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: TightEnd on June 07, 2008, 09:52:49 AM Not to the local pet shop apparently..the local Pets R us sure as hell didn't sell any birds.."We stopped doing birds" the lady said with a blank look on her face. In fact all they sold was a skinny hamster, a fat rabbit and LOADS of fish...and this was a fairly big store. I remember going to a pet shop about a year ago and looking at the canaries and seeing that they cost £30...I though "Fuck me, 30 quid for a bloody canary? I remember when they were £2.50!"...and I walked off after that. We do want a canary now though and we're looking for one but noone sells birds anymore...and I can't find a breeder anywhere in West Lothian. Do any of you guys know where there is a breeder or decent pet shop (MUCH prefer a breeder) in Glasgow/Edinburgh area? Try Norwich. Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: Indestructable on June 07, 2008, 10:45:48 AM 8)
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_8JLkwzpd0 Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: Rod Paradise on June 07, 2008, 11:36:40 AM http://www.blag-it.com/index.html (http://www.blag-it.com/index.html)
Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: boldie on June 07, 2008, 11:51:37 AM http://www.blag-it.com/index.html (http://www.blag-it.com/index.html) thanks mate will have a closer look at it later..everyone is selling bleeding cockatiels :( Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: Rod Paradise on June 07, 2008, 01:42:21 PM http://www.blag-it.com/index.html (http://www.blag-it.com/index.html) thanks mate will have a closer look at it later..everyone is selling bleeding cockatiels :( The guys that run the site breed canaries though - so just contact them & they'll have birds available at some point - especially the not good enough for show birds which they won't breed from. Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: boldie on June 07, 2008, 01:56:47 PM http://www.blag-it.com/index.html (http://www.blag-it.com/index.html) thanks mate will have a closer look at it later..everyone is selling bleeding cockatiels :( The guys that run the site breed canaries though - so just contact them & they'll have birds available at some point - especially the not good enough for show birds which they won't breed from. Great..cheers mate :) Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: mondatoo on June 07, 2008, 02:01:33 PM LOL read the name of this topic like 5 times and thought it had said camera not canarie lol glad i realised before posting
Oh and i haven't got a clue Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: bolt pp on June 07, 2008, 02:02:52 PM LOL read the name of this topic like 5 times and thought it had said camera not canarie lol glad i realised before posting Oh and i haven't got a clue what about a camera? Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: RED-DOG on June 07, 2008, 02:05:17 PM If you want it to sing get a cock bird. (Hen's don't sing) If you want it to sing spectacularly, get a Roller canary, and be prepaired to be amazed. If you want a canary that can change colour, get a red factor canary, and if you want a conversation piece, get a Gloster (Gloucester) canary.
Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: mondatoo on June 07, 2008, 02:06:25 PM LOL read the name of this topic like 5 times and thought it had said camera not canarie lol glad i realised before posting Oh and i haven't got a clue what about a camera? Pet Shop ;) Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: bolt pp on June 07, 2008, 02:07:53 PM If you want it to sing get a cock bird. (Hen's don't sing) If you want it to sing spectacularly, get a Roller canary, and be prepaired to be amazed. If you want a canary that can change colour, get a red factor canary, and if you want a conversation piece, get a Gloster (Gloucester) canary. Alternately if you're looking for something that changes colour and sings Michael Jacksons greatest hits :)up Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: boldie on June 07, 2008, 02:09:24 PM If you want it to sing get a cock bird. (Hen's don't sing) If you want it to sing spectacularly, get a Roller canary, and be prepaired to be amazed. If you want a canary that can change colour, get a red factor canary, and if you want a conversation piece, get a Gloster (Gloucester) canary. We're thinking a male Red Factor. We used to keep canaries (and LOADS of other birds) when I was younger and MrsB is allergic to cats and dogs but should be OK with canaries..unfortunately she suffers from, what I shall call, Kev's disease...she can't stand yellow..so that rules every bright yellow canary out :( I haven't told MrsB yet about my idea to build an avery in the garden....she'll get hooked on this little bugger though and before you know it we won't have a shed anymore :) Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: bolt pp on June 07, 2008, 02:11:45 PM If you want it to sing get a cock bird. (Hen's don't sing) If you want it to sing spectacularly, get a Roller canary, and be prepaired to be amazed. If you want a canary that can change colour, get a red factor canary, and if you want a conversation piece, get a Gloster (Gloucester) canary. We're thinking a male Red Factor. We used to keep canaries (and LOADS of other birds) when I was younger and MrsB is allergic to cats and dogs but should be OK with canaries..unfortunately she suffers from, what I shall call, Kev's disease...she can't stand yellow..so that rules every bright yellow canary out :( I haven't told MrsB yet about my idea to build an avery in the garden....she'll get hooked on this little bugger though and before you know it we won't have a shed anymore :) seen as how shes reading the thread right now i'm thinking you may have clued her in Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: MrsBoldie on June 07, 2008, 02:19:41 PM If you want it to sing get a cock bird. (Hen's don't sing) If you want it to sing spectacularly, get a Roller canary, and be prepaired to be amazed. If you want a canary that can change colour, get a red factor canary, and if you want a conversation piece, get a Gloster (Gloucester) canary. We're thinking a male Red Factor. We used to keep canaries (and LOADS of other birds) when I was younger and MrsB is allergic to cats and dogs but should be OK with canaries..unfortunately she suffers from, what I shall call, Kev's disease...she can't stand yellow..so that rules every bright yellow canary out :( I haven't told MrsB yet about my idea to build an avery in the garden....she'll get hooked on this little bugger though and before you know it we won't have a shed anymore :) seen as how shes reading the thread right now i'm thinking you may have clued her in :D If he was that bright, he would probably also know how to spell aviary! Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: boldie on June 07, 2008, 02:21:15 PM If you want it to sing get a cock bird. (Hen's don't sing) If you want it to sing spectacularly, get a Roller canary, and be prepaired to be amazed. If you want a canary that can change colour, get a red factor canary, and if you want a conversation piece, get a Gloster (Gloucester) canary. We're thinking a male Red Factor. We used to keep canaries (and LOADS of other birds) when I was younger and MrsB is allergic to cats and dogs but should be OK with canaries..unfortunately she suffers from, what I shall call, Kev's disease...she can't stand yellow..so that rules every bright yellow canary out :( I haven't told MrsB yet about my idea to build an avery in the garden....she'll get hooked on this little bugger though and before you know it we won't have a shed anymore :) seen as how shes reading the thread right now i'm thinking you may have clued her in :D If he was that bright, he would probably also know how to spell aviary! yeah pick on the poor foreigner, why don't you? Anyway Bolt..I can post it here as MrsB..well she's getting on a bit and won't remember this post in 2 months time :) Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: bolt pp on June 07, 2008, 02:23:39 PM If you want it to sing get a cock bird. (Hen's don't sing) If you want it to sing spectacularly, get a Roller canary, and be prepaired to be amazed. If you want a canary that can change colour, get a red factor canary, and if you want a conversation piece, get a Gloster (Gloucester) canary. We're thinking a male Red Factor. We used to keep canaries (and LOADS of other birds) when I was younger and MrsB is allergic to cats and dogs but should be OK with canaries..unfortunately she suffers from, what I shall call, Kev's disease...she can't stand yellow..so that rules every bright yellow canary out :( I haven't told MrsB yet about my idea to build an avery in the garden....she'll get hooked on this little bugger though and before you know it we won't have a shed anymore :) seen as how shes reading the thread right now i'm thinking you may have clued her in :D If he was that bright, he would probably also know how to spell aviary! yeah pick on the poor foreigner, why don't you? Anyway Bolt..I can post it here as MrsB..well she's getting on a bit and won't remember this post in 2 months time :) <ducks out of thread to avoid impending domestic> ::) Title: Re: where do you go to buy a canarie? Post by: mondatoo on June 07, 2008, 02:25:40 PM If you want it to sing get a cock bird. (Hen's don't sing) If you want it to sing spectacularly, get a Roller canary, and be prepaired to be amazed. If you want a canary that can change colour, get a red factor canary, and if you want a conversation piece, get a Gloster (Gloucester) canary. We're thinking a male Red Factor. We used to keep canaries (and LOADS of other birds) when I was younger and MrsB is allergic to cats and dogs but should be OK with canaries..unfortunately she suffers from, what I shall call, Kev's disease...she can't stand yellow..so that rules every bright yellow canary out :( I haven't told MrsB yet about my idea to build an avery in the garden....she'll get hooked on this little bugger though and before you know it we won't have a shed anymore :) seen as how shes reading the thread right now i'm thinking you may have clued her in :D If he was that bright, he would probably also know how to spell aviary! yeah pick on the poor foreigner, why don't you? Anyway Bolt..I can post it here as MrsB..well she's getting on a bit and won't remember this post in 2 months time :) <ducks out of thread to avoid impending domestic> ::) rotflmfao good idea |