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Right..because I'm an idiot and I really want my monthly copy of the pokernews mag and hardly go to the casino I am going to do this.

ever forgotten to pick up your copy of Pokernews? Do you never/hardly ever go to the casino, or does your casino not have pokernews?

Here's the solution.

I will take 50 copies off Laxie every month and send 49 on to people who want one.

If 40'ish people post on here that they want one and PM me their address I'll make sure you get one. It has to be 40'ish though as I don't want to throw them away.

This is a free service people..You lucky feckin buggers.

I'll have 40 please.

lmao..shouldn't you be spoiling the Blonde reputation for quality updates?

I'm in Austrailia, i'll have one

thanks for pointing it out.

UK mainland only..obviously as...well, I could say its a postage thing but it's mainly because I hate foreigners.

you're nuts. I'll have one

It's Poker News, but if you ask nicely I'm sure he'll throw in his copy of Nuts.  Maybe even Horse & Hound if you ask really nicely.

Horse and hound sounds great, if not pokernews will do.

How much can you sell poker players addresses for these days?
P.S. i'll have one.

I'll have one please.

P.S. I'm glad i jokingly suggested this on the other thread.

I'll have one please.

Very good of you to do this. You sure you don't want any postage money? Could get costly sending 50 out.

Would probably be cheaper for you have a single copy hand delivered to your door  :)

me please bro

FYP :)

I'll join your list of subscribers Boldie.

me too m8 pls

Me too please boldie.

Boldie, you're either mental or you can post things through work. ;D

Aye sounds good pass me one :) want pm for addy?

I reckon he's just collecting addresses so he can rob everyone, next BB boldie and gatso are gonna head off to crayford to burgle everyone.

As if we'd ever do that without inviting you along..with your expertise and all :)

Everyone ..PM me your address if you want one.

Rod, Can't post through work..but it'll cost me pennies anyways mate..don't worry about it, I'll just be happy knowing I'll get a pokernews every month.

I'll only do 49 max though..won't send one to every single one of the 2k Blondes :)

me please blondie!

Me too Boldie

Cheers  :)up

PMd x

 ;indestructable; PM on the way.

To be fair though I dont see why you should be out of pocket. Surely we should be paying for postage.

10 people thusfar..come on surely more people want to take up this offer? (Unless you really are afraid of Gatso and Bolt...my two cronies as they are also known...robbing your house?)

sigh, blondie, if you keep mentioning the burglary thing them people are less likely, not more likely, to hand over addresses. I thought we went through this at the meeting. now mention the free stuff more and the stolen stuff less or we'll have to look at reducing your %.

OH yeah...sorry Boss.

OK take up this offer you mugs!..you get a magazine with passwords to Freerolls sent to your house for free FFS!

blondie I PM'd you my address but I forgot to send the requested dates and times when the place will be empty.  I'll send them over in a bit.

please bear in mind we need at least 5 days notice as I've got to wean Bolt off the juice

 rotflmfao

lmao

Copy for me please Boldie.......TVM

Add details pm'd

Boldage, I will have one too!

Will pm you my address later x

I'm just not willing to make that sacrifice, i'm out.

So N.Ireland out? :( 

If Not I'd love one......

Wouldnt it be cheaper to go to the shop and buy one than ship 49 stamps.

I think Germans are entitled to free stamps in the UK. I could be wrong....  :dontask:

noone stocks them where I life...and with you giving me plenty tips rom now on i can afford it easily, no?..now get tipping!

Address posted.

You need to get there quick though. I won 2 tournaments this weekend and haven't been to the bank yet.

If your team can get past an angry, hungry, 8 stone rottweiler then it's all yours.

;nemesis;

Yes Please!  I guess bB7 will be cheap for you!!

Happy to take one (pm sent)......but "normal' cost of postage is going to be 50/60p each ??......unless you're got a  team of large racing pigeons we don't know about?  :D

That's what I was thinking.

This is going to cost you over £350 a year mate if you get the full 50 people.

If you give me your Blonde cardroom name I'll stick some cash in your account to cover the postage. I'm sure everyone else will as well. After all you're the one doing us a favour.

Unless you're rich of course then it doesn't matter anyway  :)

can i get 1 pls? :-)

yes please mr boldie

Poor Boldie

Yes please if there are any left!

He will be soon.  But at least the Dutch won last night.

Yes please  ;indestructable;

PM sent

Me too please
PM sent

Thanks for this  :)up

do what i did boldie let a local pub know of dawns offer and get them to place an order and pick one up from there


dawn they will contact you soon

rotflmfao now that's clever.

OK Laxie..what day of the month am I getting these beauties? I have clients, you know! :)

What do you think I do with the 500 they send me?  Good thing I'm known in a few pubs around the place.   rotflmfao

I've submitted your details and you should be receiving them in the next week or two.  Start saving yer pennies and buying those stamps.  I'm betting the Mrs. is blessing you right about now. 

erm..yes..blessing..she's very close to God apparently..she knows he is Almighty...says it a lot these days mainly in the shape of "Oh God Almighty, what have you done now?"

I've got a plan Boldie.

You send me the £300 it's going to cost you in postage every year.

I lift a copy from DTD every month and post it to you for free.

I might even throw in some other monthly poker mags as well.

lol 300£ would last you 5 minutes on the cash tables at DtD

its 4mins 45 seconds longer than you though

Not if I keep calling pre-flop raises with my lowly pocket pair from OOP and hit my set :)

Right, just recieved my first batch of Pokernewsies.

Looks a good mag actually..plenty interviews with people you actually want to read about and Omaha strat and all that.


Everyone who PM'ed me their address will recieve one in the next few days or so...(I'll send them out tomorrow but don't know if I'll get to the postoffice before 5..probably will though)

Anyone that wants added to the list, just pm me your address. (I promise to only sell it to telemarketeers if they offer me good money...or an icecream ..preferably a cone of some sort  ;) )

If I start getting spam for penis-enlargers and viagara through the mail I'll know who to blame..

ex girlfriend ??

lol

 Recorded Delivery please..............you know how unreliable the post can be.

I want my 40 copies still please, thanks.

just give me your address...you'll get 40 :)

You're a sick man.

thanks Boldie - came today :)up

oh and my magazine turned up too

 rotflmfao  Yer one sick chicka!   rotflmfao

I got some junk mail today as well.

;grr;

dear god cant you people just leave poor boldie alone, hes never been the same since doing this!!

Indeed!...I think I've got some great scam going where I can get Gatso and Bolt to rob all your fancy houses and then I find out you're all shit at poker and complete degenerates and live in dumps!

fyp

Boldie was i down on your list i can't remeber if i PM'd you or not?

lol - if you'd only asked I'd have told you that for free!

lol,

boldies fcked it all up!!!!!!

ffs boldies, all you had to do was send out 45,000 poker mags at your own expense!!! look what you did, you mangled it!!!!!!!!!

he's sent them all to germany probably

Thanks Boldie , received today.Good mag.
Hope you are printing your own stamps,if not please let us know and will transfer via blonde

what 26p?

Ditto...thanks Boldie x

i'll just pay you back in beer at the blonde bash

just leave the stamps on the coffee table. we'll pick 'em up when we come round to nick your other gear

Are we still not mentioning the weird porno's we found at KP's gaff?

probably best we dont

let's keep quiet at least until I've finished with them

yeah mate..sent it to you...let me know if it's not arrived tomorrow.

rotflmfao..this seriously cracked me up.

Didn't get anything, but then again I've changed layby recently, postman has caught up with the change of address.

Can I have 1?

How could I possibly refuse you, Snoops? Will send out today mate.

Mag arrived yesterday........ from one boldie to another many thanks fella  :)up

mag arrived today, many thanks baldy

Goes to show that Royal Mail really isn't on top of things anymore. First class mail apparently means 3 days for delivery...sigh.

booders post has to get vetted by the staff before they'll pass it on :)

Good point.

many tks boldie mag arrived today

Arrived this morning, still think your mad but thanks anyway.

Cheers Boldie, arrived today.

Cheers boldie got my copy today too.

First class mail takes 4 days to arrive? Jesus ..getting a bit peeved with the old Royal mail now to be honest.

Cheers Boldie, got mine yesterday

i get sent this free even though i've never subscribed. while it's entertaining enough, the editing is so poor i wouldn't pay for it

Got it, thanks. I'll be in the queue at the bash to fill your glass.

 :)up

me too tyvm

Thanks Boldie, quite liked getting mail as Brummieboy, going to change all my bills to Brummieboy from now on.

lol yeah if people didn't include their name (and a lot didn't ) the thing will be addressed to your Blonde handle :)

why did mine say 'the giant luckbox' instead of 'claw75' then?  :dontask:  Ah, just realised, you must have sent me Kin's copy by mistake.

Boldie did you send me one?

I PM'd my address but I've not had a copy.

 :(

Hi mate,

Yes yours was sent in the first batch of Mags I sent. I'll resend one today..let me know when it arrives.

secondone will go out to everybody tonight..LizLieu on the front cover...all down hill from there inside though ;)

Cheers boldie  :)up

Cheers hun.

Got a spare one Boldie?  I meant to pick it up in Blackpool but forgot.

just PM me your address and it'll be in the mail mate...I'll add you to the list so you don't have to worry about picking it up :)

don't worry about him mate, we've already got his address, I got it off his driving licence when I pinched his wallet at the w/end

good,good cus old Silo is rollin' in it these days.

 rotflmfao

Cheers Boldie

Got it today, cheers Boldie :)

tx boldie m8 arrived today too

Many thanks fella!

 :)up

I haven't got mine yet!!!

;grr;

My second magazine arrived this afternoon Boldie much quicker than last time, did you have a word with Royal Mail ?

Thanks again, and if you've not found a job which I hope is not the case, you must let people reimburse you for the postage.

Thanks Boldie   :)up

Ta very muchly

 +1

+1

I have three articles in this months. I proof read them last night when I saw the mag in the casino.  ;nemesis;

Don't be putting people off the mag now, Tighty ;)

Seriously, i haven't read it yet but will look out for them mate :)

I haven't read it yet either.

::)

lol

Cheers Boldie

Blatant "I got mine you didn't" brag post, imo.

I haven't got mine yet either Kin.  He's obviously sending them out in ascending level of somethingness.

Fishiness?

That would mean biggest fish last then....

;indestructable;

Let me know when yours comes in Kin, they were all sent out at the same time so everyone should get them today..tomorrow at the latest.

Got mine this morning.

Thanks mate.

mine arrived today too - cheers!

Many thanks for this. I feel guilty though. Isn't it costing you a fortune is postage?

hi boldie, have you a spare copy, no casino near me. Will PM address thx

haven't recieved this month's batch yet..hope it will come tomorrow..(just incase some of you were wondering)

Forgot to grab one from the Vic yesterday, could I join the mailing list please ?

I'm sure you're already on it mate..didn't I add you last month?

Don't lie you've nicked em all

can i get a copy of playboy please

Yeah cheers, wasn't sure if that was a one off or not, thanks :)

FK me and my life!..Just got them, the delivery company had already tried to deliver them but didn't drop them off like they did the last two times as they need a signature now (they didn't the last 2x and just dropped it off at the neighbours)....had to drive to Edinburgh to pick them up FFS..(took about 1 1/2 hours) I'll send them out on Saturday.

And I'll send a snott-o-gram to pokernews explaining that they can just dump the mags outside my door...I live in a tiny village where bikes don't even get nicked..let alone a bunch of mags FFS.

/end rant.

so you'll have the mag on Tuesday/Wednesday next week.

LOL...thanks Boldie...you're bloody star!!

lol Cheers Boldie :)

Can I be put on the Mailing List if possible?

Let me know and I will PM you my address details.

Thankyou Matey boy/chum/fella/acer/legend/hero/mardy arsed old man!

he has, i helped him

Hope I'm not too late to jump on board!

Crazy that you're willing to do this!

me too if the offers still open :)

I would love to get involved in this but part of me feels bad for asking, can we not pay for the postage?

+1 let me know... 

anyone who wants added to the list..just send me a PM with your address and it's done.

I have plenty left...from now on all mags that I have left will be sent to the Troops in Afghanistan and Iraq but that's free anyways so it's all good and I can always get more ones if needed.

Cheers Boldie, latest issue arrived today.

same man thanks

Yes cheers Bolide..

Will sort you out for some £ at bash if ur there.. free weekend

hey man, thanks for the current pokernews mags would it be possible to change my mailing address mate?

if so, please pm me and i will give u my new address... thanks

Got mine too, thanks very much Boldie :)

Your a top Boldie.... thanks very much for the latest mag!!
 ;hattip;

Pm sent mate..I only use a little word doc with the addresses on it..so updating won't be too much effort :)

Mine arrived today.  'Bout bloody time as well.

Ditto thx mate

Thx mate. I'll get you that pint at the bash.

get him one from me while you're at it :)

haven't recieved the mags in ages...will send an email to see what's what as I'm getting a bit pissed off with it.

HE'S LYING!!!!! HE'S NICKED EM ALL FOR HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee;

lol damn...Bolt figured it out.

I didn't get my lot last month or this month either.  Will chase it up for us tomorrow.

I sent an email already....Reckon they might be bust?...What with the credit crunch and the price of spellcheckers shooting up and all.

Next issue comes out in January, I gather, under a different title

Problem with the prior publishers so there was no December issue. New publishers secured so back on from next month was last I heard

Ah, thanks Tighty.


[ ] WP Pokernews for keeping us informed.

Correct, as I understand it.

As a matter of curiosity, where, & from whom, did you hear that, Rich.....;)

The horses mouth.

FYP

Now THAT is a very clever answer, & not what I was looking for at all. Damn you Rich, you are too cute by half.