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Title: How to know when you're old enough to gamble ? Post by: Ecosse on June 20, 2008, 10:52:50 AM When I was a wee lad of just sixteen, my old grandad took me down to the bookies as he wanted to have a little flutter. "Can put a bet on Grandad" I asked. "Well little man" my grandad replied, "is your dick long enough to touch your arsehole?" Embarassed and frankly slightly scared I answered that it wasn't. "Well then you're not old enough to gamble" cackled the wizened old git. Sulking I left the bookies with the laughter ringing in my ears. I wandered down the road and eventually found myself in a newsagent. "I know how I'll quench my thist for gambling" I thought, "I'll buy a scratchcard with my last shiny pound!" With baited breath I scratched away at the grey panel... 1 treasure chest...2 treasure chests...3 treasure chests!!! I couldn't believe I had won £50,000! I was ecstactic I couldn't wait to tell my grandad, the great gambler. I rushed into the bookies and told my grandad the whole story. His eyes twinkling with excitment he asked me if I would share my good fortune with him. "Well of course!" I exclaimed, "but I have to check something first. Is your dick long enough to touch your arsehole?" "Yes, yes it is!" he replied excitedly. "Well in that case, GO FUCK YOURSELF!" Title: Re: How to know when you're old enough to gamble ? Post by: action man on June 20, 2008, 10:56:02 AM wow thats been around the block longer than dolly parton, still a nice get told better live imo.
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