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So I'm playing some heads up cash last night on Full Tilt and the typical begger comes into the observer chatbox and starts talking to my opponent. She starts the usual crap about having nothing in her bankroll yada yada and is chatting to my opponent as if they know each other. They start discussing what she can do to bring him luck at the table and before I knows it, they are pretty much having the textbook definition of cyber sex in the chatbox.

Now I've seen most of the usual shameless stuff in observer chat before -begging, racism, wishing the death of a player, spamming, straight up abuse - but this was pretty disturbing. They were talking about what they were going to do to each other, what they were doing right now etc etc

The guy was pretty fishy and had been abusive to me previously in the chatbox, so I decided to stick around because I wanted to bust him in front of his 'girlfriend' (Who I suggested was probably a 15 year old boy taking the piss) - it was only a matter of time as how well can you play poker if you are cracking one off at the same time and eventually I flopped quads against his boat.

What is the most messed up thing you've ever seen in a chatbox? I know the begging is a pretty disturbing side of observer chat that should be dealt with, and obviously outright abuse directed at players that are not Mike (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=671) Matusow (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=671). I've also heard of an instance (I have doubts about the validity of this btw) that someone once used the chatbox to get someone to send an ambulance to his house to save his life.

"JUSTICE" - posted by Kev when he outdraws you. 

So disturbing.

GL billy or go billy go, bust his/her ass

I mean ffs just blanant bokking tbh

fyp

 ;tightend;

didn't affect your play too much then.....;)

Like you I've seen quite a bit of dodgy stuff in chat boxes on the tables. The only time it was winding me up was a couple of years ago  when a guy was calling me a pedo and was getting quite detailed - I started to think he could have been projecting as he really was going into detail. I ended up getting pissed and called him a ***** (sounds like rick..lol). I ended up with my chat banned and so did he. I looked at his profile and it said that if he didn't answer in the chat box, he was likely banned and was currently sitting on his 5th ban. I phoned the site and got my chat reinstated after they reviewed the full content of what the guy said. There are some angry people out there.....

I've had racist stuff too. Apparently Madasahatstand sounds like an Al-Qaeda  name......lol

someone posted "lol" once, tilted me hard

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copy and paste ftw

How do I get that without posting all the HH, is Full Tilt?

Somebody once wrote

FFS SNAT

I liked it so much I bought the number plate........I had to look up what FFS meant though

lol

best option is to have copied it at the time but you didn't do that.

worst option is to go through the hh and pick out the relevant lines for us but that'll take ages so that brings us to

middle option is to just make it up. you're a journo ffs, we'll never know it's not real

For me the most tilty comment is on one of those rare occasions (lol-i i wish) that i get stacked and the opponent says ty. I wanna reach into the computer, grab them and eat their liver.

I would actually dish out chat bans for that if I ran my own poker room, its always a complete fish that does it too

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Uber life tilt when that happens!!! It's always when they suck out on you, or the rare occasion where you suffer a cooler!