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Title: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 01, 2008, 01:26:25 PM
12 Million Bees escape when a lorry transporting them crashes.



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7482609.stm


1/3 AndrewT
evens Tighty
12/1 the field


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: TightEnd on July 01, 2008, 01:27:20 PM
mispriced, 8/11 each of two surely

Must say that stung a bit.


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: Suited_Jock on July 01, 2008, 01:32:02 PM
I really enjoyed my visit to canda there was a real buzz about the place


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: TightEnd on July 01, 2008, 01:32:44 PM
A hive of activity on the roads there I gather.


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: kinboshi on July 01, 2008, 01:33:51 PM
The police chief is launching a sting operation to determine who caused the accident.  There's a hive of activity as his officers comb the area for clues.


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: Suited_Jock on July 01, 2008, 01:34:15 PM
fs tighty stop droning on


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: boldie on July 01, 2008, 01:38:16 PM
Funny cus someone just sent me that story as well..I just Pooh-Pooh'ed it at first, turns out it's true.





too farfetched?


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: AndrewT on July 01, 2008, 01:39:21 PM
The driver has apologised for crashing the lorry. His boss said he hopes it's a one off hornets time the driver will be sacked.


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: Suited_Jock on July 01, 2008, 01:39:54 PM
oh noes

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Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: MrsBoldie on July 01, 2008, 01:41:00 PM
Funny cus someone just sent me that story as well..I just Pooh-Pooh'ed it at first, turns out it's true.





too farfetched?


Yes honey


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 01, 2008, 01:41:18 PM
12 million Bees .... I never knew Brentford were that well supported !


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 01, 2008, 01:44:44 PM
Police say, the driver lost control of the lorry ... apparently he wasp icking his nose at the time and despite a passing motorists beeping his hornet him, he was oblivious to the accident ...  The driver will be stung with a hefty fine OBV.


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: MrsBoldie on July 01, 2008, 01:50:10 PM
Police say, the driver lost control of the lorry ... apparently he wasp icking his nose at the time and despite a passing motorists beeping his hornet him, he was oblivious to the accident ...  The driver will be stung with a hefty fine OBV.

That's a pollen!


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: kinboshi on July 01, 2008, 02:34:48 PM
Apis poor effort, imo.


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: AlrightJack on July 01, 2008, 03:45:27 PM
I blame the Karate Kid...It's a case of wax on, wax off.


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: AlrightJack on July 01, 2008, 03:46:21 PM
Was the lorry driver a bumbling fool?


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: Tuffster on July 01, 2008, 04:47:01 PM
Bee-have the lot of you!


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: gatso on July 01, 2008, 04:56:54 PM
Bee-hive the lot of you!

fyp


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: Claw75 on July 01, 2008, 05:02:09 PM
Andrew's efforts will take some bee(s)ting


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 01, 2008, 05:03:18 PM
Andrew is on life tilt, all his thoughts on puns have been massacred by us lot LOL


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: Claw75 on July 01, 2008, 05:05:12 PM
Andrew is on life tilt, all his thoughts on puns have been massacred by us lot LOL

yeah - spoilsport buzztards!


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: AndrewT on July 01, 2008, 05:08:34 PM
Andrew is on life tilt, all his thoughts on puns have been massacred by us lot LOL

Yes - I've managed to drag you all down to my level.


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: kinboshi on July 01, 2008, 05:09:00 PM
Andrew is on life tilt, all his thoughts on puns have been massacred by us lot LOL

Yes - I've managed to drag you all down to my level.

That's shit.


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 01, 2008, 05:09:22 PM
Andrew is on life tilt, all his thoughts on puns have been massacred by us lot LOL

Yes - I've managed to drag you all down to my level.

That's shit.


+1


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: technolog on July 01, 2008, 06:55:16 PM
Andrew is on life tilt, all his thoughts on puns have been massacred by us lot LOL

Yes - I've managed to drag you all down to my level.

That's shit.

I LOLed


Title: Re: A new topic for a pun thread
Post by: steeveg on July 01, 2008, 09:09:27 PM
why not have a pollin here for the best pun