blonde poker forum

New game, could be fun, could not..

I start by asking How often something, next poster has to reply with the real answer, and the answer they wish it was, then put the next Question starting "How often..".

Example,

Me : How often do you eat Quavers?
Bolt : Everyday, but I wish I could cut down to 2 a week. How often...

Obv most questions are not going to be as clean as this! Try and make the questions simple instead of silly ones!

Ok, to start ;

 How often do you eat Quavers?

answer: everyday and i cant lie, i laaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee em!!!!

question: listen someones gonna ask this one sooner or later so lets just get it out of the way early doors, how often do you masterbate?(sorry rookie, killed your thread, unless billy answers obv)!!

Not as often as I eat wocester sauce!

More often that I eat quavers

3 times a day

I wish it was 6 tbh

How often do you make donkey moves and get lucky?

I don't think I am getting the hang of this.

 rotflmfao ;iagree;

Ban Bandit pls

I make donkey moves more than you bate the master but I never get away with them

rotflmfao

LMAO good effort Bandit

At least 5 times a day ... ... donkey moves that is

How often do you drink alcoholic beverages in a week ?

You 12 tabling now bandit?

Every day that begins with either T, M, S or W

oh ffs!!! ::)

good idea rookie - let's get it running again when bandit's gone to bed :)up :D

How often do you spend a day at a Main Line Train Terminus?

not often now but everyday when i lived and worked in london


how often do you lie to the one you love?

Never - that's how I've found the person for me - there are no secrets or lies, I can be completely open and be myself, and he still loves me :o  Obviously I wouldn't change that.

How often do you change your bed sheets?

Never, I have other people to do that ;D Obviously i wouldnt change that either!

How often do you eat Skips? ;D

oooh I used to love skips - pop them on the end of your tongue and let them melt - yummy.  I've not had a pack in a couple of years, so definitely not often enough.  I'd like to have them more often now I've been reminded of them :)

How often do you shave? (Bainn is excused from this question)

Every other day.  It's a pain in the arse (not literally), and I'd rather not have to at all.

How often do you read a newspaper?

Does Racing Post count as a newspaper? If so then every day, if no then never!

How often do you pull a sickie from work?

Never.  I'd rather not work at all of course, but I don't pull sickies.

How often do you check your bank statements?

hardly ever. I'm rubbish at managing money - there could be anything between a couple of hundred and a couple of grand in my account at the moment.  I just keep taking money out of the machine until it tells me to f off.

how often do you eat a full english/scottish/whatever breakfast?

Only sometimes on holiday really.  I do like them, but they are bad for me given that I do zero exercise.  Normally they get eaten on the way to holiday too, like at the airport or in a Little Chef or similar

How often do you go a day without tele?

I'm off work at the moment, so the tele stays on pretty much all day (bad I know!).  When I'm working, the TV probably doesn't get switched on at all for 3 days of the week.

how often do you now find yourself saying, in normal conversation, 'fuck my life'?

More and more these days.

How often do you think about quitting this poker malarky alltogether.

could never quit altogether, I love the game too much.  I have cut down how much I play a hell of a lot though (4 or 5 online MTTs a week, and a live game or two every couple of weeks).  I find I enjoy it more when I do play now.

how often do you weigh yourself?

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't think of anything worse.

How often do you go to the Theatre?

Maybe once a year on average.  Sometimes when I see a great show, I think I should go more, but when it's bad, it puts me off.  Some theatre stuff is excellent but some is dross, there seems to be no happy medium for me.  Also the seats tend to be really uncomfortable which I don't like. I'm quite tall and having my shins bashed into the chair in front of me whilst being aware that I'm probably blocking the view of the person behind me is off putting.

How often do you go to the cinema?

Once or twice a year at most.  I have Sky and spend enough on that and don't mind if I'm six months behind everyone else.

How often do you go to you 'local' pub?

Three or four times a week.

How often do you break the speed limit?

Every day if I use the motorway.

How often do you get more than 8 hours sleep?

Sundays and sometimes Mondays I get 8 hours in as I can go to work late on these days.  The rest of the week, I guess I maybe get 6-7 in.   Last night, I was determined to watch a Cardrunners vid and then just tele and have a night off the poker.  I'm a sucker for a Stars promo though and ended up playing till 11:30ish (just need to make gold this month)  It's pretty bad, I need the discipline not to play for a couple of days, get some decent kip in and maybe my results will turn out better.

How often do you go to a live sport event?

Rougly twice a week for 10 months of the year...


How often do you have a takeaway?

once a fortnight or so.  Given a choice I prefer eating out.

how often do you exercise?

5-6 times a week now I've started running again.  Before then it was more like once a week.

How often do you have sex?

looks like no one else wants to answer this, so I'll do it to save the thread!

At the moment, not nearly as often as I'd like (due to lack of opportunity, but hopefully that'll change in the near future :D).  I'd say average 3-4 times a week.  Ideally it like to it be at least double that.

how often do you go to the dentist?

Never.  Well, not since I was 17 and the robbing ***s tried to say I needed all sorts of work and quite simply I didn't.


How often do you use ebay?

I don't go to the dentist, i have had no problems with my teeth since i stopped going and clean them everyday which will do for me

How often do you think about quiting your job (for those that have 1)

PS is it ok to still post your answer if someone else has already beat you to it LOL

I never use ebay

yep coz you've answered both.  we need a new question though!!

edit - ignore me - i missed it in the middle there!  I think about quitting my job frequently.

how often do you fill your car with fuel?

Is that bandit in disguise  ;) ;)

Every 4-5 days i'd say, doing around 500 miles a week...

How often do you tell your 'claim to fame' story?

I don't have one, but if anyone asks if I've ever won a poker tournament I feel sorry for them :D.

How often do you binge drink?

Never - I don't play on Absolute or Ultimate Bet.

How often do you use your house phone?

Once a week - But thats only to answer it!

How Often do you dream about poker?

EVERY night!!

i can stop playing for the day and chill, go out, watch a film but for some reason as soon as i lay down to go to bed i start replaying hand after hand, did i make a mistake, was this the optimum play, its like my brain  starts acting on its own volition training itslef to improve so i can multi table more effectivly if my brain can register/recognise/recall situations quicker because i would just like to fall asleep when i lay down to go to bed by my brain choses this time for pha,  which very strangely leads me to have the weidest poker dreams, theyre not poker dreams but dreaming about walking down the street if i chose to cross it becomes a flop or if im talking to someone im raising or doing something poker related, it can get weird, if you play poker for a living maybe you know what im talikng about.

anyway how often do you watch countdown?

As often as possible, love the programme recently at 5amish.

How often do you tell your partner you love them?

Geo

Several times each day :)

How often do you genuinely laugh out loud at something?

Like 10 seconds ago obv. Oany kiddin, all the time, I see the funny side of most things.

How often do you eat chocolate

Every morning  - no plans to change that either yummmmm

How often do you play on the blonde site

tend to go through phases but obv not asoften as i should!

how often do you rage at other drivers?

very rarely since 4 years ago when a man came at my car with a baseball bat after I flipped him the finger for cutting me up - shit the life out of me

How often do you wake up in the middle of the night, get a snack and go straight back to bed

never get a drink but never a snack

how often do you eat macdonalds?

About once every like 3 weeks, but did today at the Designer Outlet. Had a Chicken Legend with cool mayo and it dissapointed. Jus gona stick to mCchicken sandwich next time.

How often do you think "FFS, i wish i could die" but not really mean it?

Never...anymore.

How often do you just take a minute or so to yourself and contemplate how good your life is?

All the time.

How often do you have a bath rather than a shower?

"rather" than? if i have either in a month its a notable occassion!


how often do you have the conversation with someone that simpsons has lost it and has been shit for at least 8 years and family guy pwns?

Don't have the convo that simpsons has lost it just there always repeats even when sky1 says new episode there not new.Family guy is class but simpsons still #1 imo.

How often do you forget that you owe someone money ?

Never.

How often do you forget that someone owes you money?

All the time. I am useless when it comes to collecting money even work related!  I pay out on time but never gather lol.

How often do you change your bedsheets

Once a week

How often per hour do you swear..

at work, 2x an hour..atleast. At home..maybe twice a week?

How often do you think you should have learned a different skill/should have gone to study something else?

Never, studying is for losers, unless its studying dog form!....

How often do you go commando?

Can you lend me £200?

Occasionally. 

How often do you wash your hair?

Wash it, once a week maybe... Get it wet every morning in the shower tho if that counts!

How often do you wish you lived the life of somebody else?

Never.

How often do you wish you had persisted with something you quit when you were younger?

genuinely never, i couldn't imagine not being me, having the experiences Ive had and and the family and friends Ive got, I'm not saying i dont want more in life but would never want to change who i am with someone else.

for whatever reason how often do you throw something at the t.v?

ffs boldie, at least i ellaborate a bit in my answer ::)

Quite a bit.  I was always pretty good at French when I was at school, but gave it up when I had to choose for my GCSE's and I 'd love to be able to speak French now.

I'd also like to have stuck at playing my bass, but could have done with starting a few years earlier.   Wish I'd stuck at school too from time to time, I've always regretted not going to university.

Never throw things at the tele - I'm quite mild

How often do you do something creative?

Translated as "I'm drunk and too slow to type a fast response" ;)

Hardly ever im very uncreative although last week i ran out of tomato and brown sauce and had burger relish on a scotch pie.. twas immense!!

How often do you talk to yourself?

All the time.

How often do you find yourself making am old-man's  noise when you stand up or sit down?

can you believe that i'm running this bad on the horses today but i'm still yet to have a drink?

dont worry it's coming though ::)

Never maybe cuz im still a young'un..

How often can you wear 1 pair of boxers before its too much?

i broke my right kneecap in a motorbike accident about  7-8 years ago and they put a temporary cast on and told me to come back on monday for further assesment and to get a proper one put on bit in my wisdom i decided that the temporary one would do fine, which i also went on to remove myslef after about 3 1/2 weeks so now if i leave right leg bent for too long it aches and creeks when i get up to move

how often do you wish harm upon someone else?

ffs, i give up ::)

Rarely.


Without washing them?  One day.


How often do you exercise until you're out of breath.

Dont wear boxers..

Wish harm a few times a week i would imagine..

How often do you fart infront of your other half?

More often than most people would be my guess. Ussually everytime I watch telly....or go to work...or see random people that annoy me on the street.

How often do you hear a voice that wasn't actually there?

Boshi you prick, I wish harm on you....

lol @ rookie

anyway i dont want to admit how often i hear voices that arnt there, they'll take me away.

lets see how many different questions we can get going at the same time lol

how often do you give change to the homless?

not often. you'll find they rarely pay with big notes

Never..buy the big issue on occasion but not a lot of homeless where I stay (Blatant nice neighbourhood brag ;) )

How often do you steal someones drink in a pub?

lol never now, although i got banned from hippodrome liecester squre about 10 years ago when me, my pal and some girl that lived in covent gerden were pretty skint but she had vouchers to get in free so we got a bottle of vodka that we snuck in and after we finished that off just walked around nicking peoples bottles of beer although we were quite mashed so wernt as covert as you'd need to be, lol!!

how often do you do you say "ship" in a non poker related situation in real life?

Once at work...not good and noone knows what I'm talking about...which does make it funny.

How often do you play poker at work?

In my last job one week in five.. backshift only bod in the dept.. phone never rang ship it :)

Nowadays im too busy and wouldnt risk my job

How often do you walk 1+ miles?

Don't walk that far too often.  Maybe once or twice a month.  I run every other day (well I don't, but I will be from next week).

How often does someone tell you a bad beat story (not on here)?

everyday

how often do you buy food you're almost certain you're not gonna eat?

Every week.


How often do you brush your teeth AND floss?

Teeth and mouthwash in mornin, mouthwash after dinner at night, brush and floss before bed..



How often do you pay to park?

Very rarely. I know Leeds/York/Harrogate city centre's well so know where to park where you dont have to pay.

Last time was in Newcastle when we went to Aspers.

How often do you think you could go at a large poker tournament before you hear some douchey live player moaning about a bad beat?

0 times..every single story pre-tourney seems to be about "look at the bad beat I suffered, I'm not shit..honest guv" Feck Off..they do my head in (which is why I sit by myself and ussually don't speak to anyone pre-tourney)

How often to you think you might just be  a shit player who has been lucky once or twice?

Every waking moment.

How often do you watch poker on telly?

Never anymore, it's either on too late or it's stuff I have already seen online. (Or it's Skypoker and that doesn't count as watching poker ;) )

How often to you think "Oh shit, she's dragging me to this F'ing thing again"?

NEVER anymore, it's become unwatchable, mostly shit players making the same mistakes unless it's fulltilt cash game or high stakes poker in which case it's usually unbearable to watch because theyve commercialised the whole program and you get about 1/2 an hours poker and an hour of bullshit interviews and adverts the one constant in all of them bering the commentators making idiots of themselfs asserting the same old hackneyed cliches whilst trying to keep themselfs in the public eye for sponsership reasons cos they cant get a deal through theyre playing ability.

how often do you apologise to someone for something?

FFS boldie!!! you and me gonna have a falling out ::)

I apologise :)

How often do you fall out with someone?

never ::)

how often do you post something only to regret it later?

approximately once a month for 2-3 days :)

sigh - now bolt is being quicker than me :(  I've sometimes quoted posts intending to send them in PM's and realised I've posted on the thread instead  ;marks;

how often do you get your hair cut?

Every 4th thursday at 6pm, like tonight!! :)

How often do you eat cheese?

On average once a week I reckon.

How often do you feel like putting your fist through the screen/monitor?

Never.  I'd then have to replace it, so I'd much rather hit something that costs less to repair - like the wall.

How often do you speak to your next door neighbour?

Since I moved here in October about 3 times..not including a quick hello when I see them.

How often do you genuinely think to yourself "I love this forum"?

not as often as i used to due to different things that go on but still the only poker forum i frequent so i must love it lol


how often do you shop in a charity shop?

never.

How often do you think to yourself; "Actually I'm still pretty damn with it/hip/cool"? (A special one for old people, like myself,...I for one knew the name of a Gladiator today)

Not often.  I don't get sagging for one.

How often do you catch yourself doing or saying something that your Dad (or Mum) would do/say?

all the time of course

how often does a tv presenter/personality irritate you to the point where you're sure you'd hit them if you saw them the next time you went out?

every day. ..hell, I'd even stab Jeremy Vine given half the chance.


How often do you think you should get some excersise...and don't

erm, never.  I'm sensing some anger issues here bolt!!!

how often do you go to restaurants?

blimey now bodie is at it!  I'm getting better - just back from a nice swim :)  But still pretty often.

not me, im a mellow chap 8)

not so much anymore, done a runner from nearly every pizzahut in se london so i order them now and rob the delivery bloke when he turns up.

how often do you illegally download music from the internet?

again, never.  I wouldn't nick a CD from a shop (not for a good 16 years or so anyway), so I wouldn't download illegally.

how often do you get so drunk you can't remember stuff?

all the time, cant have been a good night if you remember all of it

how often do you drink indoors

err alot more than i do outdoors probably about 95% of the time living in scotland.

How often do you read a newspaper?

most days

how often do you make a proper meal from scratch ? ?

never, i buy ingredients and genuinely plan to when i buy them but never get around to it, processed ready meals and takeaways ftw!!!

how often do you truly feel relaxed, chilled out and at peace?

for about 10 minutes after I've had a good seeing too :D

how often do you buy new clothes?

pmsl

 rarely , my girlfriend or mum usually buy my clothes for me , i only splash out when i see something i really want

 how often do you get a good seeing to ?

Every 10 minutes, after ive brought clothes...


How often do you see a chicken? (on your plate doesnt count)

Not as often as I want, I used to keep some. Last saw some at a small holders show last Sunday.

How aften do you pull a sickie?

Never.  If I want time off I can take it.

How often do you log on to Facebook?

I look at it probably 3/4 times a day...

How often do you take the dog for a walk?

2x a day...which is strange as I don't have a dog.


How often do you wash your towels?

After nearly everytime i go in the bath, i use 2 towels as well don't think it impresses me mam very much lol.

How often do you acknowledge when something crappy happens to you and start to rage that there are so many people worse of than you and to get a grip ?

Not as often as I should.

How often do you think that a particular site "really" is rigged against you.

I don't anymore.It's simply online poker can be sick some times but so can live,people need to accept that bad beats are part of the game so take it suck it up then come on here and pay 50p to whinge about it.

How often do you wish you had made a move in poker that you knew was the right move but then just not done so due to doubting yourself and not wanting to  busto with no hand?

Too often to mention...don't have that problem now though..now i just make the right moves at the wrong time (so the wrong moves, really :) )

How often have you gone to M&S and actually bought their King strawberries (£5 for 16..and that's with 2£ off) and thought, when you were tasting them,.."My these were really worth it?

Not rich enough to food shop at m&s so never.Also don't like strawberries.

How often do you want to throttle someone you work with coz there such an ahole.

At least twice a day, and usually the same person.

How often does the favourite win at Hamilton?
Never when I bet it!


How often do you make a call with a flush draw when you're not getting pot odds?

 depends if im in a bingoing mood lol , btw ive bet a horse at Hamilton tongiht so hopefully the lucks in tonight

 how often do you go to gigs ?

Never anymore..all the bands I like have split up lol.

How often do you fall asleep in a chair or on your couch?

ask my girlfriend haha she goes mad

how often do you play video games ?

About 2x a week on the Wii..still only have the Sports though so that's all I play..ever that much into video games actually..just don't have the patience to play/learn the "cool" ones.

How often do you think "I should really play the Sunday biggie on Stars cus I actually might have a chance before coming to your senses and deciding watching telly is much more productive?

Never, I have an allergy to varience in poker and mtts are the biggest varience fests ever. I played the Sunday million once about 2 years ago, played like crap and thought im not sure i will bother again.

How often do you speak to your parents?

5 times a week?  More if you count email as well.

How often do you buy something on ebay on a whim?

I don't even have an ebay account, so never. Im really not an impulsive person especially when it comes to shopping, in fact i wonder wtf i do with my money.

How often do you buy a music album?

Hardly ever anymore :(

How often do you wonder if people actually like you or are just humouring you?

Not that often, i generally only stay around ppl who i enjoy the company of and think are genuine...

How often do you think 'how does a dogs tail work'?

Almost daily .. and with good cause !! ;)


How often do you pull a face or make a handsignal behind your partners back and get caught ?

Never of course! don't be silly!



Excellent question...never wondered but do now...thanks for that!


How often do you think "Crap, shouldn't have done that!"

every time i push with  Ac 3c and get called by  Ad Jd

how often do you pick your nose hoping no one has spotted you?

 ;indestructable;

How often do you drive for more than an hour?

as an aside for Chippy.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Alshq.oPxf21ftCpOU_UovQjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=1006030310936

Good work that man...

Not often enough...I love to drive but hardly get the chance to drive for that long :(

How often do you just go for a walk?

maybe 4 or 5 times a year either in the woods or when I'm down at my mum's i'll go for a walk on the beach.  Otherwise I'd only walk to get from A to B.

How often do you play on the blonde cardroom :D

Whenever I play cash online.

How often do you hold the door open for someone you don't know and then get abuse from the person who says you're being sexist (even though you'd hold the door open for anyone, it wasn't to do with their sex)?

never - maybe that only happens to blokes.  Same people would probably moan at you for being rude if you let the door slam in their face ;D

how often do you go back to the house after leaving to go out to pick up something you've forgotten?

about once a month for an hour when i get my rakeback from kev


How often do u think i need to get a new job cos the current one is boring?

Everyone must be scared of being sacked.

So, at the moment, all i'm thinking about is playing poker again lol.

How often do you go over the speed limit?

Every time i get in the car.
Not to nutty speeds but I drive pretty quickly as the missus keeps reminding me.

How often do you swear at your computer screen?

Every time I go all in pre flop as a 70% to 80% favourite to see the villain hit some four card miracle flush (or when I see the Barcelona result has just bust my fixed odds coupon, FFS, Grrrrrrr).

How often do you say something that sounds so like something your dad/grandad would say?

Never - they never put in the expletives like I do

How often do you wish you had more / less hair ( depending on location )

I wish I had less hair everyday when I'm trying to style it and it takes ages!

How often do you get a takeaway?

Most days.... sigh must learn how to cook.

How often do you find yourself becoming irritated by incompetency. i.e. a spelling mistake in a newspaper......


(Spell check FTW)

Very often, it drives me nuts, I wish I could learn to asuage my pointless annoyances.

How often do you get riled by hypocrisy?

A lot more than either I used to , or is probably healthy for me.

How often do you vow never to play poker again - it's a stupid stupid bloody luckbox game after all, and he should never have called with that......

Lol I'd go with once every three weeks or so, not too bad going. Usually after a donk session is when this occurs.

How often do you go swimming?

Never.

I can't swim!!

How often do you go on holiday in the UK?

Hardly ever - but then again I seriously lack in the taking of holiday skills. Generally they have to have a purpose - i.e. my latest one is to get my wisdom tooth removed.....

How often do you go to the dentist?

every 6 months sometimes more often


how often do you lay in bed all day?

never

How often does every thing you do go right?

not often tbh


how often do u get hungly but dont know what u really fancy?

I don't give my brain a chance to decide what I really fancy, I just eat the first thing I see.

How often do you punt on the 2.35 at haydock?

a few times a week.  I often end up just not eating or plumping for toast or cereal.

how often do you wash your hair?

poo - rooks beat me to it.  Never!

never horse racing is the devils work lol


and the answer to claws

most days as i bath everyday so wash my hair as well


how often do you think about former partners?

every day seeing as i'm in her house...

how often do you jump a red light?

Not something i've ever done.....

How often do you talk to yourself  - and what do you talk about?

About 4/5 times a day, usually when walking down the street.

Usually I'm not so much talking to myself as acting out some part in an elaborate fantasy I've constructed.

People look at me funny sometimes, and then I tone it down for a while.



How often do you fold on the turn after missing a continuation bet in position?

lol, i do this so much its not even funny! i even pick up from where i left off the last time!(if you have an exceptionally creative brain it can be kind of a downer when you reach your destination and have to come back to reality)!

in answer to the question..............i havnt got a clue, sorry.

how often do you ask someone to do something and they dont do it?