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Has anyone else had as bad a first day at work as this guy?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/7485298.stm

I wonder if they gave him the sack (to pick up all the crap he sprayed everywhere)

I reckon they'll bin him pretty quick, as he's obviously rubbish at his job and a complete waste of space.

they should have refused to employ him in the first place

Are we just going to recycle the same old puns until this thread is condemned to the scrap-heap?

bin this thread now

Bet he's down in the dumps now

if he does lose his job I hope he doesn't end up out on the street

i wonder if he would refuse tip

He said if they sacked him he was planning to sue ages ago. He'll get a new job no problem as he's effluent in foreign languages.

He should have thought about all of that biffa he had the 'accident'.  He's wheely bin a silly boy.

I also noticed this one on the BBC website:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/entertainment/newsid_7484000/7484905.stm

"Apprentice Lee McQueen has called in sick on his first day of work for new boss Sir Alan Sugar.
The 30-year-old winner of the BBC's reality show The Apprentice phoned the office yesterday, saying he was suffering from a "flu-like virus""

The people he sprayed were not happy - you should have seen the look on their faeces.

;tightend;

Bugger - I thought I'd topped it with effluent. Darn that Andrew T.

 ;tracet; :redcard: stop the trash talk now!!!

they have - they're all just talking crap now

bound to start recycling soon then.

I am sure there is a song about this. Its in the same songbook as "Football Crazy" and "Busy doing nothing".

Found it.

The Muckspreader

Fling it here, fling it there.
If you're standing by then you'll all get your share.

Now down on our farm we are right up to date,
And mechanisation's the byword of late.
For every task we've a gadget to match,
But our new muckspreader's the best of the batch.

Fling it here, fling it there.
If you're standing by then you'll all get your share.

Now young Walter Hodgekins he brought back a load
Of liquid manure from the farm down the road
And he hummed to himself as he drove down the street -
And his load it went hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm in the afternoon heat.

Fling it here, fling it there.
If you're standing by then you'll all get your share.

Now his muckspreader had a mechanical fault
And a bump in the road set it off with a jolt.
An odourous spray of manure it let fly
Without fear or favour on all it passed by.

Fling it here, fling it there.
If you're standing by then you'll all get your share.

The cats and the dogs stank to high kingdom come;
The kiddies, browned off, ran home screaming to Mum.
The trail of sheer havoc were terrible grim -
One open car were filled up to the brim.

Fling it here, fling it there.
If you're standing by then you'll all get your share.

The spinster, Miss Pringle, was quite scandalised.
"Good Gracious", she cried, "I've been fertilised".
And the Methodist minister's tee-total wife
Was plastered for the very first time in her life.

Fling it here, fling it there.
If you're standing by then you'll all get your share.

The vicarage windows were all open wide
When a generous helping descended inside.
The vicar at table intoned "let us pray".
When this manure from heaven came flying his way.

Fling it here, fling it there.
If you're standing by then you'll all get your share.

Now all of this time as he'd trundled along
He was quite unaware there was anything wrong
'Till a vision of woe flagged him down, what a sight,
A policeman all covered in ... you've got it right.

Fling it here, fling it there.
If you're standing by then you'll all get your share.

Fling it here, fling it there.
If you're standing by then you'll all get your share.

Apparently the Council is trying to brush this under the carpet.

no thats garbage

Quality quote, what a Man-u-aRE.

thanks dont spread it round though

Sigh.  Legitimate puns are all used up I reckon.