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Just been sent this at work and thought it was just right for blonde....


When girls don't put out!!
> This was written by a guy ... it's
> pretty damn smart.
>
> Girls -- Please have a sense of
> humor!
>
> I never quite figured out why the
> sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out
> the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with
> their head and women with their heart.
>
> FOR EXAMPLE:
>
> One evening last week, my girlfriend
> and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she
> eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
>
> I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
>
> So she says the words that every
> boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
>
> 'You're just not in touch with my
> emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a
> man.'
>
> She responded to my puzzled look by
> saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
> the bedroom?'
>
> Realizing that nothing was going to
> happen that night, I went to sleep.
>
> The very next day I opted to take
> the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and
> then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around
> with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She
> couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She
> wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair
> for each outfit.'
>
> We went on to the jewelry department
> where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was
> so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I
> started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet
> when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
>
> I think I threw her for a loop when
> I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction
> from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally
> said, 'I think this is all
> dear, let's go to the cashier.'
>
> I could hardly contain myself when I
> blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
>
> Her face just went completely blank
> as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
>
> I then said, 'Honey! I just want you
> to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial
> needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
>
> And just when she had this look like
> she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am
> and not for the things I buy you?'
>
> Apparently I'm not having sex
> tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
>
>
> Alright Ladies. Forward this if you
> agree. Hell even if you disagree, forward it anyway.
>
> Men, forward this if you have BALLS
> !!!!

rotflmfao

'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

some women are just weird!!!!! ;D

5 years old, but still good...

lol

lol, class.

nh

hahahahahahahaa   that was class   love it :-))))

Never seen that one before but hell I have a very close friend who that applies to perfectly lol

yeah i agree...although i usually hear 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to get off me' - thats when i reach for the soaked rag

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