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Title: Staking required
Post by: Dewi_cool on July 12, 2008, 04:54:36 PM
I need someone to stake me so I can go out to pub, either 1 backer or I am willing to sell shares of 5% or multiples thereof.
I am looking for a stake of £200 this should ensure ample enjoyment on my part.

Plan is to go to pub for circa 5 hours, Indian or Chinese, on to night club and a kebab to finish off, will also need monies for taxi’s and tips.

Anyone interested in staking me can you please PM me in next 30 minutes,

In return for staking I will send an update on my night out with pictures and a copy of menu from takeaway.
Thanks
Dewi


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 12, 2008, 05:01:07 PM
I will take 2% for £4 ... good luck mate.


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: Dewi_cool on July 12, 2008, 05:04:40 PM
Sorry Kev Cannot accept has to be 5% or multiples thereof  :(


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: Newmanseye on July 12, 2008, 05:07:07 PM
you know for the drunken updates alone this would be worthwhile chipping in for


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 12, 2008, 05:07:37 PM
Sorry Kev Cannot accept has to be 5% or multiples thereof  :(

Can you post some stats that will give me an idea of your ability in the "£200 for a night out" range ... have you had much experience in this activity before or more to the point, any success ?

Excuse me for asking, but if i am buying a stake in you, I need to know it will be money wisely invested.


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: booder on July 12, 2008, 05:08:25 PM
Dewi in a nightclub


 rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: Dewi_cool on July 12, 2008, 05:18:34 PM
Sorry Kev Cannot accept has to be 5% or multiples thereof  :(

Can you post some stats that will give me an idea of your ability in the "£200 for a night out" range ... have you had much experience in this activity before or more to the point, any success ?

Excuse me for asking, but if i am buying a stake in you, I need to know it will be money wisely invested.

As you know I am quite new to this level of enjoyment, but I think I have been grinding and showing consistent levels of enjoyment long enough at the lower levels £80 - £120 to be given an opportunity at this level. I am sure there are referees on blonde who will vouch for some of my successes in this area



Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: booder on July 12, 2008, 05:29:28 PM
what measures will you be taking to ensure that you do not fall asleep before 9.00pm ?


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: Dewi_cool on July 12, 2008, 05:35:09 PM
I just bought a new mobile, it has an alarm feature I can use this to keep me awake indefinitely


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: doubleup on July 12, 2008, 05:46:02 PM

You have not mentioned anything about lapdancers, hookers or blow.  I think this is clear evidence that you have little ambition to make progress to highstakes enjoyment.


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: cia260895 on July 12, 2008, 05:50:03 PM
Type and quantities of alcohol expected to get the job done?


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: The_duke on July 12, 2008, 05:53:08 PM
Sorry Kev Cannot accept has to be 5% or multiples thereof  :(

Can you post some stats that will give me an idea of your ability in the "£200 for a night out" range ... have you had much experience in this activity before or more to the point, any success ?

Excuse me for asking, but if i am buying a stake in you, I need to know it will be money wisely invested.

As you know I am quite new to this level of enjoyment, but I think I have been grinding and showing consistent levels of enjoyment long enough at the lower levels £80 - £120 to be given an opportunity at this level. I am sure there are referees on blonde who will vouch for some of my successes in this area



The purpose of this post is to formally and publicly commend Dewi cool for the excellent service he has provided to the service of drinking throughout the ramp-up and launch of his new endeavour he has been unstinted in his pursuit of excellence. In my opinion, the level of service that Dewi has extended to the breweries was far beyond our expectations.

I have never before written a post like this on an entirely unsolicited basis. However, in this case I was so impressed by the enthusiasm provided by Dewi I felt compelled to go on record with my praise. He truly deserves it. In an era where exceptional one-to-one customer service excellence has virtually disappeared from the drinking industry, the work that Dewi does and did should be held up as an example for others to try to emulate.

What particularly impressed me about the level of drinking provided by Dewi was that there were no additional financial rewards involved. It appears that it was simply his extraordinary commitment to excellence in customer service and support that motivated him to always go the extra mile.  His example even had a positive impact on the attitude and productivity of other people!

In closing, I believe that Dewi deserves to be congratulated and rewarded for providing customer service and support well beyond the expectations of all drinkers in the world.

Therefore -- I want 10% -- lets do it


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: kinboshi on July 12, 2008, 05:57:53 PM
Will you be having chilli sauce on your kebab?  If so, I am interested in a small steak stake.


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: Dewi_cool on July 12, 2008, 06:01:40 PM
I will answer all questions when I get up off the floor


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: The_duke on July 12, 2008, 06:06:08 PM
remember you are not drunk if you can lay on the floor without falling off


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: Dewi_cool on July 12, 2008, 06:28:57 PM

You have not mentioned anything about lapdancers, hookers or blow.  I think this is clear evidence that you have little ambition to make progress to highstakes enjoyment.

I obviously cannot discuss illegal activities on here, and nearest lapdancing club is 45 miles away and would imo decrease my level of enjoyment in other areas -EE move.However if activities of this natue were utilised this would have to be updated via pm or ppv


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: Karabiner on July 12, 2008, 06:29:29 PM
I have known Dewi for several years now and can honestly say that he has definitely razed the bar during this period.

I will happily take 5% as long as I do not have to keep up with him.


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: Dewi_cool on July 12, 2008, 06:33:53 PM
Type and quantities of alcohol expected to get the job done?


Probably looking at 20 pints of guinness 6 pints of magniers and half a bottle of martell, and approx 2 bottles of merlot with meal


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: kinboshi on July 12, 2008, 06:34:55 PM
Type and quantities of alcohol expected to get the job done?


Probably looking at 20 pints of guinness 6 pints of magniers and half a bottle of martell, and approx 2 bottles of merlot with meal

Taking it easy tonight?


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: Dewi_cool on July 12, 2008, 06:36:24 PM
Sorry Kev Cannot accept has to be 5% or multiples thereof  :(

Can you post some stats that will give me an idea of your ability in the "£200 for a night out" range ... have you had much experience in this activity before or more to the point, any success ?

Excuse me for asking, but if i am buying a stake in you, I need to know it will be money wisely invested.

As you know I am quite new to this level of enjoyment, but I think I have been grinding and showing consistent levels of enjoyment long enough at the lower levels £80 - £120 to be given an opportunity at this level. I am sure there are referees on blonde who will vouch for some of my successes in this area



The purpose of this post is to formally and publicly commend Dewi cool for the excellent service he has provided to the service of drinking throughout the ramp-up and launch of his new endeavour he has been unstinted in his pursuit of excellence. In my opinion, the level of service that Dewi has extended to the breweries was far beyond our expectations.

I have never before written a post like this on an entirely unsolicited basis. However, in this case I was so impressed by the enthusiasm provided by Dewi I felt compelled to go on record with my praise. He truly deserves it. In an era where exceptional one-to-one customer service excellence has virtually disappeared from the drinking industry, the work that Dewi does and did should be held up as an example for others to try to emulate.

What particularly impressed me about the level of drinking provided by Dewi was that there were no additional financial rewards involved. It appears that it was simply his extraordinary commitment to excellence in customer service and support that motivated him to always go the extra mile.  His example even had a positive impact on the attitude and productivity of other people!

In closing, I believe that Dewi deserves to be congratulated and rewarded for providing customer service and support well beyond the expectations of all drinkers in the world.

Therefore -- I want 10% -- lets do it
Thanks you, good to see ones efforts are appreciated.


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: Dewi_cool on July 12, 2008, 06:37:41 PM
Will you be having chilli sauce on your kebab?  If so, I am interested in a small steak stake.

no salad, chilli sauce & onions ftw


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: Dewi_cool on July 12, 2008, 06:41:53 PM
remember you are not drunk if you can lay on the floor without falling off

I realised this too late and rolled on the floor towards the telly, hitting it over, the wife managed to close the window before I could fall out, I have decided to stay in now as going anywhere would be far too tiring!!


Please feel free to pledge stakes as I am in blackpool next week, and can provide similar updates from there.


Title: Re: Staking required
Post by: I Am Willis on July 16, 2008, 09:10:37 PM
lol pure genius!