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Title: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: cia260895 on July 18, 2008, 10:03:37 AM having built up a nice bankroll again i find it so fooking annoying to have to withdraw to pay the taxman ;frustrated; ;frustrated; and talking to the mrs last nite, so far since January between us we have paid out £19k to the taxman,just hope my accountant ;) can help for the future am now doomed to the smaller buy ins grrrrrrrrrr and also now cant fund a decent buy in for a live game (£200-300) which i was planning on doing fk my life and fk the taxman
rant over Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: Suited_Jock on July 18, 2008, 10:05:47 AM Thanks for funding mine and my 7 kids lifestyle :D
Who needs to work eh? thank you benefits!!! Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: DaveShoelace on July 18, 2008, 10:06:29 AM Get your ass over to the staking thread.
I got M3Boy to do my accounts and he saved me many a quid, you should switch to him now......FACT! Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: cia260895 on July 18, 2008, 10:14:30 AM .
Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: cia260895 on July 18, 2008, 10:14:54 AM lol me with some elses money
have done already with m3boy they call it self assesment i call it self destruct Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: Chompy on July 18, 2008, 10:16:33 AM If you stopped running A6 suited into aces in big Sky Poker (poker analysis for fish, by fish) tournaments you'd be a lot better off.
Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: cia260895 on July 18, 2008, 10:17:22 AM If you stopped running A6 suited into aces in big Sky (http://www.skypoker.com/poker/sky_lobby?aff=1062) Poker (http://www.skypoker.com/poker/sky_lobby?aff=1062) (poker analysis for fish, by fish) tournaments you'd be a lot better off. like you fared any better lol Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: turny on July 18, 2008, 10:50:45 AM definate brag post in my opinion " i earn so much i pay 19k in tax" ;D ;)
Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: the sicilian on July 18, 2008, 11:31:55 AM Whats a tax man ???....oh wondered who that was knocking at the door..
Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: the sicilian on July 18, 2008, 11:34:29 AM Just reminded me the day i received a call on my mobile from the inland revenue about the PAYE on one of my companies...first question out of her mouth,.. what car do i drive..wtf...she also said if i didnt have the money i could put it on a credit card...thats nice for me..long as u get your money like...sigh...
Enjoy Bandit..im doing something wrong LOL Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: cia260895 on July 18, 2008, 12:00:36 PM definate brag post in my opinion " i earn so much i pay 19k in tax" ;D ;) FACT ;) Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: the sicilian on July 18, 2008, 12:09:07 PM definate brag post in my opinion " i earn so much i pay 19k in tax" ;D ;) FACT ;) Good Luck to U ! :)up Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: Sunday8pm on July 18, 2008, 03:56:39 PM definate brag post in my opinion " i earn so much i pay 19k in tax" ;D ;) Lol was going to say the same :) Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: Rooky9 on July 18, 2008, 06:21:29 PM Surely you should just collect your estimated tax, into a separate account if need be, as the year goes on?
Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: TheChipPrince on July 18, 2008, 07:07:31 PM Some ppl would be happy to earn that in 12 months, count yourself lucky!
Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: Claw75 on July 18, 2008, 07:23:41 PM Some ppl would be happy to earn that in 12 months, count yourself lucky! yep - I'd rather be paying £19k in tax than the considerably smaller sum I pay now, and that's a FACT Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: cia260895 on July 18, 2008, 08:13:32 PM definate brag post in my opinion " i earn so much i pay 19k in tax" ;D ;) Lol was going to say the same :) Surely you should just collect your estimated tax, into a separate account if need be, as the year goes on? Thats what the Mrs does I aint organised.Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: Ironside on July 18, 2008, 08:26:43 PM where does the £2500 in topic come into it
Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: cia260895 on July 18, 2008, 08:36:00 PM where does the £2500 in topic come into it what i withdrew from poker account Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: Grier78 on July 18, 2008, 09:02:50 PM Welcome to my world, I don't get anything nice unless I buy it from poker winnings. The other month Zabeen won £750 from DTD which all went in living expenses as is the money we have saved up for tax. Small stakes for life IMO.
Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: mondatoo on July 19, 2008, 02:54:55 PM definate brag post in my opinion " i earn so much i pay 19k in tax" ;D ;) Lol was going to say the same :) Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: cia260895 on July 19, 2008, 09:33:24 PM Some ppl would be happy to earn that in 12 months, count yourself lucky! dunno why i should count myself lucky,maybe i should count my self lucky that i managed to turn my life around instead of being a bum who sponged off the state especially as it wasnt luck but hard work and FWIW the tax was between 2 people over 2 years, so wasnt really bragging!! just pissed @ myself that i had to withdraw from my poker account.. Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: I Am Willis on July 21, 2008, 01:17:40 AM u payed £19 to the tax man fuk.... what do u do?...
Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: the sicilian on July 21, 2008, 10:42:26 AM Embezzler ;D
Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: Dino on July 21, 2008, 11:20:53 AM You are wasting your time at Uni Willis,take up plumbing.
Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: cia260895 on July 21, 2008, 03:31:49 PM u payed £19 to the tax man fuk.... what do u do?... Trained as a plumber or as some would say crook, ;) but dont work on the tools anymore am now site manager :)up Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: Hairydude on July 21, 2008, 11:15:01 PM Call me dumb but I dont understand this thread at all- why do you pay tax on poker winnings(unless of course you live in the states)- or is this a tax bill outwith poker???
One thing I've often wondered- what do the Americans who take down the big scores(sunday million etc) do with regard to their winnings?? They need to put all earnings to the taxman(IRS) yet its illegal to play online poker- the guy last week that won the MIllion or warmup was from Baltimore(which to my knowledge is illegal to gamble in) Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: mondatoo on July 21, 2008, 11:57:50 PM Call me dumb but I dont understand this thread at all- why do you pay tax on poker winnings(unless of course you live in the states)- or is this a tax bill outwith poker??? One thing I've often wondered- what do the Americans who take down the big scores(sunday million etc) do with regard to their winnings?? They need to put all earnings to the taxman(IRS) yet its illegal to play online poker- the guy last week that won the MIllion or warmup was from Baltimore(which to my knowledge is illegal to gamble in) He doesn't he used poker winnings to pay his tax on his job Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: redsimon on July 22, 2008, 11:01:09 AM Call me dumb but I dont understand this thread at all- why do you pay tax on poker winnings(unless of course you live in the states)- or is this a tax bill outwith poker??? One thing I've often wondered- what do the Americans who take down the big scores(sunday million etc) do with regard to their winnings?? They need to put all earnings to the taxman(IRS) yet its illegal to play online poker- the guy last week that won the MIllion or warmup was from Baltimore(which to my knowledge is illegal to gamble in) I think the thread is saying this: 1. Me and Mrs earnt shed load of £'s. 2. We are s/e so can pay tax twice a year not every week or month like the rest of us mere mortals. 3. Even tho' we earnt shed loads we didnt bother putting aside money for my tax bills in January/July. 4. Had to raid poker "bankroll" to pay July bill. 5. err...thats it Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: cia260895 on July 22, 2008, 11:53:00 AM Call me dumb but I dont understand this thread at all- why do you pay tax on poker winnings(unless of course you live in the states)- or is this a tax bill outwith poker??? One thing I've often wondered- what do the Americans who take down the big scores(sunday million etc) do with regard to their winnings?? They need to put all earnings to the taxman(IRS) yet its illegal to play online poker- the guy last week that won the MIllion or warmup was from Baltimore(which to my knowledge is illegal to gamble in) I think the thread is saying this: 1. Me and Mrs earnt shed load of £'s. TRUE 2. We are s/e so can pay tax twice a year not every week or month like the rest of us mere mortals. Not our fault 3. Even tho' we earnt shed loads we didnt bother putting aside money for my tax bills in January/July. Just Me 4. Had to raid poker "bankroll" to pay July bill. Unlike you mere mortals we have to pay tax in advance 5. err...thats it + we do have to get NI every month £11 ffs Title: Re: Its a sad day - £2500 Post by: redsimon on July 22, 2008, 05:43:52 PM Call me dumb but I dont understand this thread at all- why do you pay tax on poker winnings(unless of course you live in the states)- or is this a tax bill outwith poker??? One thing I've often wondered- what do the Americans who take down the big scores(sunday million etc) do with regard to their winnings?? They need to put all earnings to the taxman(IRS) yet its illegal to play online poker- the guy last week that won the MIllion or warmup was from Baltimore(which to my knowledge is illegal to gamble in) I think the thread is saying this: 1. Me and Mrs earnt shed load of £'s. TRUE 2. We are s/e so can pay tax twice a year not every week or month like the rest of us mere mortals. Not our fault 3. Even tho' we earnt shed loads we didnt bother putting aside money for my tax bills in January/July. Just Me 4. Had to raid poker "bankroll" to pay July bill. Unlike you mere mortals we have to pay tax in advance 5. err...thats it + we do have to get NI every month £11 ffs Plus Class IV NICs on your self assessment bill I hope :) (Otherwise thats bloody low NI on what you are earning!). |