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So who's going to Barcelona for the Heads Up? I'd like to suggest a little bit of go-karting. Tikay might set the early pace but we all know he doesn't have the stamina  :)

Who's up for it?

btw, the betfair crew are off to the Nou Camp for Barcelona v Villareal on the 22nd

Go Karting is good by me!! I may even run a book on the winner!  :)

I think Barca may clinch the title in that game and the Nou Camp is wicked........

Count me in! I don't arrive until Thursday though.

I'll take you all on. Heads-Up, or full grid. Fortunately, Poker 425 won't be there to record the action.....

just be warned that I have ZERO respect for the racing line  ;D

it don't matter what line you take if you are at the back of the field. Just step aside when we lap you.

well, although I'm normally a gracious loser (I'd have to be given my experience at it!), I have been known to cause carnage at the back of the field once I know I can't win!

what's a racing line?

Looks like I am not going to be in Barcelona after all and I wouldve loved go carting. Having finished just 3 races in 5 years on stock car racing circuit (culminating in world team championships on eurosport) I race like I play poker- may not win many but I sure as hell cause carnage all the way. ;D
ariston

hmm, I did some damage down the back of a field once, and I have a daughter prove it!

Was it with Dolly the sheep? ;)

NEWS FLASH

the worlds heads up poker championship in barclona was postponed today after 75% of the field ended up in A&E suffering from broken bones. It all started when the betfair rep challenged the field to a race claiming to have no respect for the racing line, the milkbarkid seeing a way to make some money opened a book on the event, thus leading to % swapping and a really eagerness to win. When vetran of the big dipper tikay throws his hate into the ring all hell breaks loose, with the bet fair rep claiming to have no respect for the racing line and blue square's rep not knowing what a racing line is.
meanwhile the gracious losing captain of the inter casino challenge in blackpool ariston thinks karting is like stock car racing and being a vetran ( 5 crashes on blackpool promanade classes him as a vetran stock car racer) takes to the challenge. wolrdofpoker.tv sponsored rec dog gets confused and has sex on the brain wonders accross the line looking for the field as the race is started causing a massive pile up.
on a lighter note when hearing that 75% of the field was in hospital kevin o' connell was heard to be celebrating getting past the first round.

havent u got anything else to do, rather than watch the TV?

Nice post by the way,  how long it take you to think that up?

LOL - you see, this is much more fun than talking about bad beats! Ben Grundy is probably the fav for the karting as he weighs all of 4 stone and should have the lightest kart by a long way.

IS there any betting the WHU Event anywhere?

yep i could go round changing the pictures at certain locations on the net but i would rather sit at home watching tv more fun less whinning

Betfair will have a market up for the latter stages.

It can now be revealed that the reporter, a Mr Ironside, has no idea how long it took

It was composed during a visit to a lapdancing club while Mr Ironside was in what can only be described as "an over stimulated condition"

it actaully took 2 minutes to write i wrote it as i read it

i dont mind poking fun at me aslong as when i poke back the person can take it

"i know it" likes poking fun at me but cannot take it when i poke back so wont get

into any banter with him

Let me put you straight Ironside, I can take as well as I give shit, as anyone who knows me will agree. What I didnt like, was when I thought you had got into my profile without my permission (as you were the only other person ,Id trusted with my pass word) and altered the photo. It wasnt the changing of Pic I didnt like it was the breach of trust.You later tell me that you dont need my pass word to edit my profile, which I accept, but think that is a lapse in security. I am no computor whizz like you so thats why there was confusion. So stop throwing you rattle out your pram   

i wasn't the one who throw the rattle out the pram in the abusive PM's i got, your picture is hosted on my geocities site so therefore i dont need your blonde password to change it. remember it was me that told you to change your blonde password after you got me to put the pic in your profile.

even after i explained that i didnt touch your blonde profile you still sent me abusive PM's remember you started the banter by likening a picture you knew was me (we have met to charles manson) all i did was use my IT skills to poke fun back.

this resulted in abuse from you so from now on i will refrain from making jokes about you and would like this returned in kind, this doesnt mean we cant converse but i would prefer the conversing done on a more serious note rather than any banter.

You are trying to make me out to be Charles Manson, abusive PM's ???????
Ironside you are the one who dosent like it back,I appologised for the miss understandings in a PM.When i said change it back or you will get Analed ,I didnt think you would take it literally (or hoped ;) ;) ).
 like I said stop throwing your rattle out the pram.

Or look on E-Bay for a sense of humour

if you 2 fancy a heads up challenge - say on bluesqpoker perhaps...we'll throw in a free poker book for the winner :-) 

we'll even price up the Ironside v I Know it grudge match if you like....  ;D

Im up for it, dont know about Charles, ooops  srry  Ironside

never miss an opportunity do you aj?  ;)

i aint the one that needs a sence of humour mate your pic was only going to be changed for 24hours before you got stroppy and started messing with your profile to remove url, not my fault it took you so long to work out how YOU messed it up


heads up challenge on blue square is fine with me any time between 6 30 and 8 30 tonight NLHE  $50 buy in seems fair

then let that be the end of it before this place turns into the hendon mob  :-X

sorry ruru, in the interests of commercial fairness I suggest that betfair also put up ther market ;-) That way even I can have a punt on it...as for who I'd be backing....

can i have a punt?

come on the ironside

IM out tonite, but we'll get it on real soon. I promise, and out of the bits of those PMs U HAVE HIGHLIGHTED, i wouldnt really say they were abusive. And as I said before YOU were the only 1 other than me who knew my password. As im no computor whizz unlike some, what was I supposed to think?

Also  I will give my winnings to that poker charity, even though hes against me   lol

Truthy, personal message sent. get back to me asap.

the first pm i sent you explained that i didnt hack your pc or your profile, and the whole changing picture thing was a joke the pm's i got should a total lack of respect for me and too me said hey i can give it out but i aint gonna take anything back.

lets make a date for this HU match so the bookies can open the book

i would give my winnings to P4C (as a platinium member) if JR can work out how to get from my account to P4C

5/6 the pair jack???

whats the betting on the draw?

you know that vc software its bound to crash half way thru

I'll go 1.99 the pair  ;D

lets wait until next week when there's more time to get it sorted.

I'd have to do a bit of research into I KNOW IT before coming up with odds though, after all he is taking on the undisputed heavyweight Irish Champion of Great Britain....

What price Ruru to win the 300 limit tourney in Barcelona next week then? I'll take any price over 200s!

I Know It - it's not that I am against you - its a 2 horse race, ironsides a pal and I fancy a flutter - I am nt interested in the 'previous' just the heads up - thanks for the donations both of you they will be very gratefully received.

BEST OF LUCK TO BOTH OF YOU !!!!

You better let Ironside have the win and the draw  as he likes it all his own way, Im sure hes scouring this post now to highlight something to his advantage, As for research into me, you better try the science fiction museum, or the local pond as im a fish . I know that ' THE TRUTH '  im only joking, dont you start missunderstanding my humour as Ill be posting here all bloody day :D. Your pal knows me the truth, james. ask him about THE_COUGAR on Prima

Should be interesting, 2 of the tightest players on the planet heads up.
I predict 151 blind walks before the first flop ;D
Any chance of odds please?
Have to back against ironside though, should be fun.
The chat box will be interesting reading.

wohoooo its's worked someone thinks i am tight you obviously havent seen my reraises preflop with 53o

But hes that lucky , he normally flops the nuts

ERR Ian ,I remember the last time I was on your table, when you raised 3 tables passed. ;)

Thats a bit over the top ........   please can i just cheer him on instead ?

that chip marker been through the window yet Kev?

Those blue square card markers are fantastic, just heavy enough to feel like you have thrown something, and light enough not to mark walls or go through the window ....   if you decide to market them, feel free to use this endorsement lol   ..... might cost ya a polo shirt though ;)

too get a bluesq shirt all you need to do is go to an italian resturant and order spaghettii

See you boys there tomorrow!