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Title: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: Stokes on July 26, 2008, 02:39:32 AM
Bubble approaches/
Cowboys await their high noon/
Lol Donkaments: out


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: bhoywonder on July 26, 2008, 02:54:15 AM
indeed!!


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: Stokes on July 27, 2008, 03:22:04 AM
Leather on willow/
Cirrus clouds strafe the azure/
Salmon-hued torsos


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: Ginger on July 27, 2008, 03:55:32 AM
I'm at a loss for words....


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: bhoywonder on July 27, 2008, 03:56:51 AM
nurse!!!


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: kinboshi on July 27, 2008, 11:37:22 AM
Play on blonde poker
Plenty of fishy players
Pull the lever Kev


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: nirvana on July 27, 2008, 12:29:42 PM
David Icke, mad, purple clad/
Cov goalie, mind free, hear/
Scales fall from mans eyes


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: Stokes on July 29, 2008, 10:37:19 PM
Chicken jalfrezi/
Single table tournament/
The Os tomorrow


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: Suited_Jock on July 29, 2008, 10:43:34 PM
Oh look pocket Aces
Allin? I call
WTF Stars i lose again


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: Stokes on August 05, 2008, 05:55:25 PM
Haiku fever comes/
Appalling metre pervades/
Learn the form, duckies.


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: rex008 on August 06, 2008, 02:00:36 PM
Off to DTD
Wednesday Donkament Rulez
Unlikely to Cash


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: rex008 on August 06, 2008, 10:56:43 PM
Unlikely? Too right!
Flopped set. Villain flopped full house
First hand FFS!


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: Stokes on August 18, 2008, 02:32:57 PM
Lost bankroll on Stars/
Donkey, donkey, donkey call/
Stick with poems, Stokes


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: Stokes on September 24, 2008, 01:02:31 AM
Grey skies pervaded/
Set grandad alight today/
Solace in poker.


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: thetank on September 24, 2008, 02:03:01 AM
Insta-shove
Mug boy dwells it up
Then he folds


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: thetank on September 24, 2008, 02:07:50 AM
He trap calls
I shove from big blind
Small blind calls

He shows first
Ace Jack is his hand
Feels quite good

I slow roll
Don't show him straight away
My Ace Queen

Flop no help
Nor on the turn or
the river

can't resist
It's Total Pwnage
big rubdown


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: thetank on September 24, 2008, 02:11:39 AM
Prior to
above taking place
he dissed me

Did not like
my constant all-ins
"not poker"

he's a fish
Will raise quarter stack
and then fold

I'm lagtard
so take advantage
whenever


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: thetank on September 24, 2008, 02:15:40 AM
Thankyou Stokes
For starting this great
Haiku thread


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: rex008 on September 24, 2008, 10:11:26 AM
Haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

(not original, sorry, but I lol'd :D)


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: Stokes on December 08, 2008, 11:54:08 PM
Turn three river three
Aces done by seven-three
****ing donkey ****


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: Stokes on May 26, 2009, 12:45:04 AM
Stokes made redundant
Reduced to cheap donk and go's
What is point, cruel world?


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: Stokes on July 03, 2009, 11:25:37 PM
Five tournies today
One thousand-plus ROI?
What the flying f***?!


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: kukushkin88 on July 03, 2009, 11:46:30 PM
Ul buddy.
Its tough out there,
( ) You can play teh pokerz.


Title: Re: Stokes' haiku corner
Post by: Stokes on September 07, 2009, 01:47:35 AM
Tell me your secrets
Smiling goldfish avatar
Lay down queens and sigh