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Title: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: MereNovice on August 01, 2008, 05:24:06 AM
1. Play poker

2. Post pointless thread on Blonde

3. jeepers, I'm stuck - help please


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: doubleup on August 01, 2008, 05:55:23 AM
go back to sleep


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: Snatiramas on August 01, 2008, 08:15:09 AM
Go to work


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: DaveShoelace on August 01, 2008, 08:27:28 AM
Go for a walk - its interesting to see who is around at that time of day, even better if you have a dog because you get kudos from all the milkmen and workmen for being such a hardcore dog walker

Play knock a door run

Also, if you play poker, make sure its a yank friendly poker room. Those boys will be pretty tired around 5.30am our time which is +EV as those internet kids say.

From next week you can watch the Olumpics if its going to be a regular thing


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: boldie on August 01, 2008, 09:10:45 AM
1. Play poker

2. Post pointless thread on Blonde

3. jeepers, I'm stuck - help please

4 Read "Get Fuzzy"


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: ShatnerPants on August 01, 2008, 09:39:22 AM

Play knock a door run


Surely that's ' Knock down Ginger '

Or are there any other silly names for it ?


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: Ginger on August 01, 2008, 09:51:27 AM

Play knock a door run


Surely that's ' Knock down Ginger '

Or are there any other silly names for it ?

Anyone that tries to knock down me will find themselves singing soprano.  ;nemesis;


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: LeKnave on August 01, 2008, 10:06:59 AM

Play knock a door run


Surely that's ' Knock down Ginger '

Or are there any other silly names for it ?

lool i once met a scottish guy on a cruise who called it 'chappie' wtf.


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: pokerfan on August 01, 2008, 10:09:54 AM
hedge hopping much more fun than knock -a- door run


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: Geo the Sarge on August 01, 2008, 10:23:19 AM

Play knock a door run


Surely that's ' Knock down Ginger '

Or are there any other silly names for it ?

lool i once met a scottish guy on a cruise who called it 'chappie' wtf.

Chappie..............slang for Chap door and run.....ohhhh such memories, you'll end up in court for it nowadays.

Geo


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: Geo the Sarge on August 01, 2008, 10:25:11 AM
1. Play poker

2. Post pointless thread on Blonde

3. jeepers, I'm stuck - help please

1. Masturbate

2. Then have a fag

3. Go back to sleep









Well it works for me FFS. (daren't wake the missus in case your wondering.)

Geo


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: Supernova on August 01, 2008, 11:06:13 AM
1. Play poker

2. Post pointless thread on Blonde

3. jeepers, I'm stuck - help please

1. Masturbate

2. Then have a fag

3. Go back to sleep









Well it works for me FFS. (daren't wake the missus in case your wondering.)

Geo

llloooollll Better not start smoking Mere ;whistle;


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: phatomch on August 01, 2008, 11:33:31 AM
drink home made port


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: LOJ on August 01, 2008, 11:37:18 AM
1. Play poker

2. Post pointless thread on Blonde

3. jeepers, I'm stuck - help please

1. Masturbate

2. Then have a fag

3. Go back to sleep









Well it works for me FFS. (daren't wake the missus in case your wondering.)



 rotflmfao rotflmfao
Geo


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: TheChipPrince on August 01, 2008, 11:39:53 AM
1. Play poker

2. Post pointless thread on Blonde

3. jeepers, I'm stuck - help please

1. Masturbate

2. Then have a fag

3. Go back to sleep









Well it works for me FFS. (daren't wake the missus in case your wondering.)



 rotflmfao rotflmfao
Geo

Work on your 'quoting' technique?


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: phatomch on August 01, 2008, 11:41:19 AM

Play knock a door run


Surely that's ' Knock up Ginger '

Or are there any other silly names for it ?


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: LOJ on August 01, 2008, 11:46:01 AM
1. Play poker

2. Post pointless thread on Blonde

3. jeepers, I'm stuck - help please

1. Masturbate

2. Then have a fag

3. Go back to sleep









Well it works for me FFS. (daren't wake the missus in case your wondering.)



 rotflmfao rotflmfao
Geo

Im trying!!! 

Work on your 'quoting' technique?



Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: KarmaDope on August 01, 2008, 09:41:26 PM

Play knock a door run


Surely that's ' Knock up Ginger '

Or are there any other silly names for it ?

Isn't that Kev's job?

We had a stupid name for it when I was a kid...knick knock.


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: Suited_Jock on August 01, 2008, 09:52:08 PM

Play knock a door run


Surely that's ' Knock up Ginger '

Or are there any other silly names for it ?

Isn't that Kev's job?

We had a stupid name for it when I was a kid...knick knock.

Tap door run in this neck of the woods


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: thetank on August 01, 2008, 10:58:57 PM

i once met a scottish guy on a cruise


Beutiful story.


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: Claw75 on August 02, 2008, 01:54:55 AM

i once met a scottish guy on a cruise


Beutiful story.

lol - I missed that gem.  well spotted!

PS - we called it knock down ginger too


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: MereNovice on August 02, 2008, 02:53:02 AM

i once met a scottish guy on a cruise


Beutiful story.

I can't wait for the rest of it.
When's the next chapter published?


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: LeKnave on August 03, 2008, 04:55:02 AM
looool tossers.  rotflmfao


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: relaedgc on August 06, 2008, 08:51:01 AM
Knock up ginger.

My friend did it once and the guy kicked him about for a good few minutes in the street. Then he spent an absolute age chasing us... I just giggled maniacally and ran off with the rest of the group. Growing up is tough. Funny that I recall it, though.


Title: Re: Top ten things to do when you're awake at 5:23am
Post by: Geo the Sarge on August 06, 2008, 05:14:44 PM
1. Play poker

2. Post pointless thread on Blonde

3. jeepers, I'm stuck - help please

1. Have a fag masturbate
2. Go back to sleep

for fear of discriminating.........FMP to accomodate Flushy

Geo