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Title: I had a dream...
Post by: AlrightJack on August 11, 2008, 05:18:03 PM
Perhaps it's because I've been ill for the last few days and perhaps it's also because of the guilt I'm feeling about missing the last two days of the GUKPT in Luton (due to this illness), but I had the most bizarre dream last night, involving various people from the poker world.

It started off with me walking into a greasy spoon cafe to get a bite to eat (my illness has basically caused me to feel perpetually hungry, without being able to actually eat, as nothing has been staying down) and being confronted by Willie Tann, who was livid about me having mispelled his name on the GUKPT results page. He chased me out of the cafe and I found shelter by going into a house nearby, which had it's front door open. I wandered around this house and found a secret door to a cellar, which had a collection of rare butterflies in it. As I re-emerged from the cellar I heard the owner coming back into the house. I hid, but managed to see that it was Catman and he was with his other half Catgirl. They were talking about 'the plan' being nearly complete.  I waited untll they had gone into a room then made a dash for it. Outside I spotted a black cab and hailed it down. The driver was none other than Paul Parker. Boy was I glad to see him, so I got in the back and he drove me away. However, he then turned off the meter and I became paranoid that he was going to overcharge me, even though all he wanted to talk about was tournament structures.

At this point I woke up...


Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Dewi_cool on August 11, 2008, 05:19:57 PM
Get well soon (I hope)


Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Royal Flush on August 11, 2008, 05:39:11 PM
lol


Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: tikay on August 11, 2008, 05:39:37 PM
You been doing drugs, Jonathan? ;)

Hope you are soon well again.


Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Ironside on August 11, 2008, 05:46:44 PM
i have come to the conclusion through reading your dreams

"IT'S OFFICAL YOU'RE BONKERS"


Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Redbull on August 11, 2008, 06:18:51 PM
lol. Few weeks away from poker on a sunny beach is obv needed.

Get well soon :)


Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: vinni on August 11, 2008, 08:27:40 PM
you been using coke and poppers in luton .
it was you on dingbells table.


Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: phatomch on August 11, 2008, 08:35:35 PM
thats the years of grosvenor buffett mate, your body has just reached its tollerence level, now you are fucking sick of grosvenor..welcome to the club


Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Robert HM on August 11, 2008, 08:46:41 PM
Get well soon JR.


Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: portfolio on August 11, 2008, 11:22:17 PM
mushroom omelette 4 supper prior?


Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Dingdell on August 12, 2008, 09:49:50 AM
Definitely the buffet - salad ftw.


Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: AlrightJack on August 12, 2008, 10:23:58 AM
I didn't eat any buffet


Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: vinni on August 12, 2008, 02:42:44 PM
lol that says it all ,poppers for lunch ,charlie for dinner.

  get well soon m8ty.


Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: AlexMartin on August 12, 2008, 02:48:49 PM
you been using coke and poppers in luton .
it was you on dingbells table.

classic.


Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: AlrightJack on August 12, 2008, 03:59:30 PM
lol that says it all ,poppers for lunch ,charlie for dinner.

  get well soon m8ty.

Oi, watch it.

My lawyers and my doctors have been instructed to monitor this thread, lol