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When you rerereraise allin preflop with KK and your opponent doesnt instacall

This is usually a bad thing though. If I am in this spot as the caller I time down before calling with AA.

Slowrollin mofo!

Getting all your money in with a draw, getting called and finding out you dont have to improve to win.

Even better when its like a 9 high draw or someink.

When you knock out a player just before the end of level 2 and Compo takes the seat as an alternate.

If there is a God, and if he has a sense of humour, one day you will disconnect just before you press the call button.

Or wire the 'call' button up to the mains!

Hardly ever use the chat box. (chat box is for the fish and the whiners)
Occasionally I'll have cause to use it coz I just can't resist, almost always a poker pet joy moment.

eg.

Completely spanking a bubble, get a couple of rambo callers and win pots to knock them out where I'm like a 4-1 dog.
The rambos hang about to swear at me a bit.

Playing HU with 95% of the chips, I lose a 60:40 and now only have 90% of the chips.

That's when I hit the chat box with something like "I run so bad"

Love it, proper tilts rambo up like.

Aces or Kings on the button. 

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[ x ] miserable bastards ::)

LMAO

Is it bad that I'm struggling to think of anything to add to this?

So long as you can think of some non-poker joy, you're ok.

No joy at all means you're a bit wrong and want fixing.

Squeezing the second card out to your ace and realising this time it is an ace and not a 4 as per usual!!!

I like it when I win money

Sniffing out a button steal,reraising with shite all,then showing.then watch the table,s attitude change towards you

Aces or kings in the blinds

nah, aces in BB suck. always get a walk and that sets off life tilt

+1

Also, when you suck out on a massive fish thats tilting the whole table and he proceeds to donate all his money to you all night.

Too true.

I like it when ChipRich loses.

Catching the table donk for their whole stack

Been thinking about this for a couple of days. I think that what I enjoy the most is repeatedly stealing pots of a player and then getting Aces just when they get sick of being bluffed and re-raise you all in.

Cracking the aces of someone that tries to be clever and slow play them
Agree with winning money!
Not running kings into aces
Getting someone with kings when you have aces

 ;kev;

much more fun stacking who ud consider a threat at the table

knowing exactly where you are on the river and utterly schooling people.