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Title: Poor Mickey Mouse!
Post by: sledge13 on September 16, 2008, 01:26:51 PM
I lold!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/saudiarabia/2963744/Mickey-Mouse-must-die-says-Saudi-Arabian-cleric.html

Poor Mickey!


Title: Re: Poor Mickey Mouse!
Post by: gatso on September 16, 2008, 01:33:36 PM
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The cleric, a former diplomat at the Saudi embassy in Washington DC, said that under Sharia, both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed.

lolol. pretty sure that's untrue. I'm no expert on Sharia law but I'd like to see where it says that cartoon mice must be killed.

my favourite part is

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nothing made Satan happier than seeing females athletes dressed in skimpy outfits


Title: Re: Poor Mickey Mouse!
Post by: ShatnerPants on September 17, 2008, 10:07:39 AM
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The cleric, a former diplomat at the Saudi embassy in Washington DC, said that under Sharia, both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed.

lolol. pretty sure that's untrue. I'm no expert on Sharia law but I'd like to see where it says that cartoon mice must be killed.

my favourite part is

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nothing made Satan happier than seeing females athletes dressed in skimpy outfits

Ooh I must be satan then.  Can we get rid of Basil Brush as well then, please.


Title: Re: Poor Mickey Mouse!
Post by: sledge13 on September 17, 2008, 07:38:17 PM
What wouldnt the clerics ban? I doubt poker would survive!


Title: Re: Poor Mickey Mouse!
Post by: kinboshi on September 17, 2008, 08:24:28 PM
I bet he'd still give mice more rights than women or homosexuals.


Title: Re: Poor Mickey Mouse!
Post by: WarBwastard on September 17, 2008, 08:41:03 PM
Jerry, Danger mouse, mighty mouse, Mickey mouse - death to them all imo, the only exception being those poor worker mice in Bagpuss.  Hopefully by now there's been a revolution in that shop and they've over thrown that pinko commy bastard Bagpuss.


Title: Re: Poor Mickey Mouse!
Post by: Longy on September 18, 2008, 02:11:33 AM
I can confirm this.

When i was 14 Mickey forced me to have his picture taken with me (yeah i know the probs with being a celeb) and therefore one of Satans soldiers seems about on the mark.