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For those that couldn,t make it.please post any gossip,results,etc. Here.would b appreciated

mondatoo was pissed when i seen him at 11pm last night and i couldnt understand a fucking word he was saying. Bit like when he is sober tho tbh ;)

Lol.more please

ironside pulled a naughty young lady
i played roulette because i was drunk
matt didnt make the football
kinboshi is a nit, the telly said so
im frickin starving

Pictures and more pictures

Ding dell made an amazing royal flush

a few more

thankyou for the pictures Crow.

Top man

Harmony took 7th place in the ME !

Well done Honey !

X X X

Thats OK  Mr.Tank.

Thanks for inviting me, I had a great time

There's more pictures on Crows Tales

 ;applause;

 Ad Qc verse  Qc 9c im out woop woop.

my first Blonde Bash had a brill time thank you tighty for making me feel welcome. woop woop

I will Be Back

Absolute steriling performance well done HARMONY!!!!!!!!!!

He did indeed.

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I'm sure this isn't as bad as it looks - but she did really like Iron...

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We just managed to stop him before he did a 'Clinton'.

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She was a very pretty girl though and gave us all a good giggle - she may have given Ironside a little bit more though!

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Claw and Joobie are drinking toffee vodka right now - Claw claims it is making her bi-curious.

I can vouch for that conversation.  Quite an eye opener for a Sunday morning.

In shock news, Ironside did not pull last night.

He had a go tho with my girlfriend, thankfully she managed to resist. Dont know how tho with those smooth chat up lines. ;D

WTF?!?? Why is she smoking a turd? rotflmfao

Shouldn't this post be in the   Ryder Cup thread?.. ;) Looks like a good time was had and well played winners ....whoooo hoooo to Helen especially xxxxx

I didn't do it.  Honest. 

PS  Ironside is my hero.

Oh dear, just got home and feeling VERY poorly.  Got back to the hotel from casino bar at 6am this morn after drinking a swimming pool full of wine...not a pretty sight this morning, so was lovely to go and find Claw and Joobie drinking toffee vodka at 12 noon today...Can't have been as bad as Alex Martin though as he was still missing assumed dead at 3pm this afternoon.

I blame Laxie.

There are 50 states in the USA.

Quiz tilt?

PMSL

But what about Iraq and Afghanistan ?

Does the whole of the UK count as a single US state.

No, the UK is just in a terrible state

You forgot the  ;shame;

cheers David, hope to see you on blonde more!

How did Tighty's 6 card omaha-hold 'em mix, jacks are wild, aces are low, all in blind or pay a fine STT go?

All 12 of them in a row, including a G casino dealers one, went very well

I was flagging a bit by the end though, my ingenuity at variations suffered a bit

Nice, shame to miss it...

Played 1, won 1... fck my life I was 50/50 with Leigh

Took out the varience.. JonMW face was a picture when he was chip leader and lost one in a flip of a card and came 3rd

next event we are both at, you get the first seat.

as an added bonus, Kinboshi might miss out (I took ten new faces for each SNG, but Kin managed to play them all!)

N1...  P.S. Is the next one planned yet?  Thanet rings a bell...

Not yet.

We're planning a good long break now.....bb7 was soon after bb6 and the schedule is ever more crowded.

We'll plan one in 2009

I hope Prince William doesn't get Ironside locked up in the Tower of London for chatting up his girlfriend.

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JonMW was in a TightySNG pot. To win the hand he had to do an impression or a song on every bet. Struggling to enter into the spirit of things he demurred, and gave me afilthy look. I insisted he do an impression of a horse.

Jon proceeded to do a very half hearted "clip clip" noise until Compo cried out

"Oh come on!" and let out the most tremendous whinny with a thorough shake of his jowls.

I sadly had to fix the deck then, such that Jon the chip leader was knocked out on a "whoever comes last on this hand is knocked out" round

before someone else mentions it

I was organising the Heads up and one team from Wales hadn't paid

I cried out "I need a Welshman or Jizzemm now!"

40 people corpse around me and then I realise....

wow, didnt realise it was one of then sort of STT's, your right, I need 6 months to prepare...

I sat next to Joobie for 3 hours Dwayne on those SNGs. It nearly was one of those SNGs, big pairs all round

 rotflmfao

i wish i had heard that

Moments that make you question your sexuality.

Me (to Joobie): Your eyes are different colours!

Joobie: Yes, they are. Guys don't normally notice that because they're never looking at my eyes.

Me: ...

 rotflmfao

Yes, nice to play with you Dave. I even enjoyed chatting with Scouse too  ;D

[X] £2 showdown is the best game ever.

Dont shack up with Bongo for the night...breakfast is an ice lolly !!!!

POLL?

got home a while back after dropping rod P home. had a fantastic time, and really enjoyed the competition. didnt actually have a drink until 10.30 last night, but then soon made up for that....

great to see everyone again. looking forward to 2009 - just a bit further north please !

Quote from Bongo "It's so long I can't get it hard enough" talking about his hair and the problems he has gelling it.

And you believed that?

I did. I was told this weekend I was a bit gullible by Flushy - on reflection has I thought Bongo was referrign to something else the weekend may have turned out very differently......I would have told Tighty who would have spent the rest of the weekend following Bongo into toilets to see if it was true....

Not one to tell tales, but it's true   rotflmfao

lololol Amatay did his fkin bollox. gg.

lol, it wasn't me giving the ice lolly!

You were definitely eating one this morning...

Now im confused...so you dont GIVE an ice lolly, you expect to be given 1?

It seemed so much clearer when the brain was alcohol fuelled  rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Because I won the bet about it last night!

I know nothing about that - all I know is that Flushy told me Bongo had got the lolly from the minibar....and as surprised that I didn't have a minibar in my room. On further investigation I found out no one had a mini bar....sigh.....

It probably didn't help that I was staying in a different hotel to you...

I am thinking my OP sounds bad so to clarify.

Bongos question to all in hearing distance in the casino was....If you spent the night with a lady/man would you be happy with an ice lolly in the morning?

ASA? What have you got to say  rotflmfao

Deffo needs more explanation imo.....

WORST GAME IN THE WOLRD!!!

I done about £70 in that game. Rigged imo

looooool....I tried to get you out of it with the old 50/50 split m8!

Btw you look so diiferent to what i thought you looked like.

After you left....i said 'who was that guy?'

and when i was told it was you...i was like 'shit i love his blog!'

Nice meetin u m8.

u2 mate. i prob should have introduced myself to ya. I was prolly a bit too quiet tbh. Cheers for the staking, you must have sorted me out about a score and i still didnt win 1 game for ya ffs. What did u think i would look like btw lol

i'm with maldini here, i didnt have a clue who you were, i thought you would look like the picture in your avator!!

[X] £2 showdown was great fun

[ ] £2 showdown was profitable

[ ] Scooping the pot in 8 card hi-lo omaha is profitable

I was playing them until I didn't bubble.  The last one I played I was in the money and still bubbled.

[X] I run good at Tighty SNGs.

I blame laxie as well...damn broad. She was shoving drinks at me from noon till 5:30am. I did try and help Dani by feeding you water but you were insistent on finishing your queue of other alcoholic beverages, I think we were just too good at manipulating drinks from strange men. Still very good weekend and fun to catch up with you all.

Came 11th as well I think in the comp so after bubbling at the last DTD Blonde bash I must be the official Blonde Bash Bubble Bobble. :(

Have to give a special mention to Karabiner, nice to see you again. :D

See u all at the next one

Could just be the greatest, cant wait til next BB on the Sunday. weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I'm just intrigued as to what bongo uses the ice lolly for.....

did i win?

Depends.  Did you score?

no - you are saving that for the omaha this week

Lol, oh I blame you too by the way...both bad influences IMHO  :P Dirty Dancing was so funny!  If memory serves we tried to get them to open the bar at the Days Inn at 6.30am but they weren't having any of it.  Must be because we cleaned them out of the beer..

They served me a Corona when we got back.   ;D 

wtf u went to this and i didnt meet you? huh?

I didnt c ya mate. I didnt stay on Saturday long plus u werent there yesterday were ya???

OMG thank god there were no cameras around. I remember thinking is was a good idea to try "The Lift".... that could have resulted in some broken furniture with the amount of Baby Guinness consumed

You did kind of try to do 'The Lift'...no?  It's all a bit hazy, but coming back slowly.   rotflmfao

Poor Lucy.  How she put up with the constant chatter, I'll never know. 

That was an awesome sit n' go. All in for 100 yielded a return of about 7000. Then I got one-outered with nut full house (I am holding 10-10-Q-Q-7-7) on a 4-10-4 board. The 4 turn gave Kalam, my supervisor, quads. Pfft.

And i thought you would speak like you wrote ur blog!

Well you were disguised as LittleMissC for a good part of the proceedings :)

At 4am on Sunday, you told me you loved me, & wanted to have my babies.

Tell me it was not a level, please?

I want to know how you managed to coerce me into taking my top off in the football when you lot were all cheating and wearing sports bras!  :o

Was I there ? and did I enjoy it ?

aye,

apparantly you dont like lime in yer corona.....

Yes, you were and yes you did.

S. Hogun was also there.

was i there?

In the main event?  Not for long...

Good to meet you again Alex (after me helping you lose your job last year).  I think I still owe you a few beers!!!!!

Woop Woop

Bring on the next one.
allinbob2(AKA Dave)

Sat night, pure comedy.

Dinner with Richard, Fran, Kate, Alex, Dani and Dingdell was just so funny, i don't think Lucy quite knew what she was getting herself into!

Then back at the casino bar with Laxie providing hours of entertainment! Quality!

I noticed not one of the lads complained tho :)

some of us were too hungover to notice... sigh

We run good. 

Credit Card Roulette FTW.

  i agree  would have taken a right bunch of mugs to break that table       

He didn't F***ing get it from me!!!

sounds like you all had a great time, should really try to get to the next one :)

[ ] I didn't get the piss took out of me all weekend for my accent.

Playing £2 showdown which is the best game ever FACT and if you scooped the lot at omaha hi-lo you had to buy a round in (which was twice the pot) i flopped the nuts so was worrying lol then on the turn ironside hit bigger nuts was shouting YES then realised he had to get the drinks in LMAO still now his face was a picture.Also we played with two decks so if you hit five of a kind (a new intro to the game) you had to get the round in and dunk turned five of a kind PMSL was funniest game i've ever played

Also it was my 1st bash and just want to say cheers to everyone it was a great weekend and i can't wait for the next one already.Cheers all

FYP  ;)

What a night,  and dinner and enough booze to sink a battleship only cost me a fiver...I run good.

And I was the unfortunate sod who had to try and get you up the next day, fk my life I run so bad its ridic!

lol forgot he had my name on his lovely bum most of the night

that dinner was soooooooooo funny..comedy lucy pulled richards card

Pardon?

LOL,How many states are there in America again ?

[ ] Kinboshi is good at cluedo on the quiz machine

last night me, dunk, mondatoo and geo were on roulette. mond asked the croupier a question but he couldn't understand a word so geo stepped in to translate but he didn't understand him either.

english lessons for geordies and the scottish before bB8 imo

LOL, That was hilarious.The poor bloke looked shellshocked after we'd both tried to speak to him.

jeez - I must have been pretty much perma-drunk again because I didn't even notice that Mondatoo had an accent!  Mind you, I think the poor lad was pretty scared of me and was cowering any time I came near him ;D

I spoke proper English to you as I didn't want to annoy you  ;)

aw - you would have had to try very hard to annoy me - you're a proper sweetheart!  Was lovely to meet you :)

I'm not really as frightened of you as that,really.LOL,was nice meeting you to and the lashes of your whip as they come flying through the window of Alex's car. ;dingdell;

Sigh just had to fork out £300 for a couple of pairs of glasses to replace the ones I lost on my three hour walk from the G-Casino to the Strathmore hotel on the friday night.
Also want to apologize to any Luton residents who woke up to a squashed hedge or missing wing-mirror as i remember bouncing off quite a few.

According to Ironside, I had serious issue with a wall once or twice on Friday night.  Not my fault it was in me way.  Seriously...who puts a wall there anyway? 

And for the record...Ironside admitted on Saturday night it was NOT me who knocked him out of his wheelchair!!!  Turns out, was that Friday night 'friend' of his.  Thank God!  The shame of it.

Also, Toffoc should be illegal.  It's far too easy to drink.  (Cheers Joobie!)

Geo's accent was understandable. Probably not to a croupier that probably struggles with English as it is.

Fair point   rotflmfao

they had better be exhibiting at erotica this year - I'm gonna take as many bags as I can carry and stock up!

All the Toffoc minxes outhere please...

cool - that's our football kit for the next bash sorted :)up

I left the casino several hours after you (although technically you didn't leave as you didn't quite arrive), and I still managed to get back to the hotel before you.  It took me about an hour to get back as well...

with the caption "Toffoc makes you bi-curious" painted on our backs.  How can we lose?

FML!!!

I never took much ribbing for that one, did I.

 :tikay:

Geo

Come on Geo - Laz & I struggle to understand you ;)

i heard a rumour mr hopkins going to be developing a very interesting new website. it will be immense keep an eye out for it  lol

 ;gobsmacked;   Probably be giving the footie a miss next time then    rotflmfao

have just heard some but was sworn to secrecy grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr but involves ******** and *********

8 letters... Could it be ironside? ;carlocitrone;

nope

That was funny.  Me and Stuart giggling like little children.

That's disgusting - I think you and Stuart Giggling should be locked up.

rotflmfao

ffs go on do tell

 ;hattip;


Geo

+1

Dying to know what goes on right under my nose that I never ave any idea about.   Next time I'm gonna stay off the dance floor and keep my ears and eyes open instead  rotflmfao

was gonna join in and say Kinboshi & Tightend due to kinboshi's drunken condition!!!

But then realised mine has 8 letters so should keep my go shut.

your what has 8 letters?

I should be locked up fullstop. Im a danger to myself and others.

The URL has been confirmed as available. The pictures and designwork are almost complete for the logo. The only thing i cant find is a poker network that offers the required games.

Coming soon, a new kind of pokersite offering 92% splashback to its VIP BallsofFire members.

Kin, i think we need to be kept apart in future. You do my poker no favours.

Ironstein has confirmed that the gossip about ***** and ***** is untrue.

And you believe him?!

the stars were just random lol now do i break trust and spill or do i keep schtum??????

yes.  the gossip involving ******** and ******** is deffo true though!

i know for sure

******** and *********

right number of stars!

everyone knows that one!

another one that's definitely true ****** and *******

i know a third

+++++*** and **********

Is this the same gossip i already know about  :D

And here I thought the night was over when we all said good night.  I'm so innocent.   rotflmfao

There is no gossip, there cant be ... I wasnt there to start it !!

dunno :D

I would like to put an end to the rumours and deny that I smell of playdough.

I was memorable then  ::)

FFS!  Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the most fun was had by *******, ******, *******, ***** and ****** though

lmao - forgot about that!  You do though!!!!

But that's only 5 people...ooooooooh, it gets good now.  Who was the spare leg?


No he doesn't.  Figured out why I thought you smelled a bit girly though.  I've got Hugo Boss Red and it smells a bit similar to yours, so you're off the hook.

lol he's just called me and said you fkn tw@

But that's only 5 people...ooooooooh, it gets good now.  Who was the spare leg?
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***** and ****** took turns holding the camera

who? ******** or *******?

fk both have called me now

uh oh - I'd watch out if I were you - that Mo is a nasty bugger

That'll learn ya not to be ratting em out. 

PS  Who are we talking about again?   rotflmfao

if only i could copy all of my pm's  ;whistle;

Go on...ya know ya want to. 

Barring that, just send em on to me.   rotflmfao

to be honest they didnt do a very good job of hiding it any one soberish could see what was gonna happen

:o

Poppet and who ??

sigh - was it that obvious?  OK, I'll admit it, I shagged monkeyboy.  Damn you CIA!

That leaves it wide open as there were very few soberly seeing anything.

fml - I was sober(ish) and didnt notice a bloody thing    rotflmfao

I heard about that one as well from a very reliable source so it must be true .....


along with   ***$$$$$$$**!!*** and xxxxxxxxxx

I agree, you didn't smell of playdough - even after you gave Joobies ther horn  ;)

;gobsmacked;  Blimey!  Was I at the same Bash?!

You'd left by then - you got Joobies all stirred up with the Toffoc then left her all alone and unaided and vulnerable.  Bongo was bound to take advantage  rotflmfao

Ah well...needs must and all that.  Won't be going home early from the next bash...that's for sure!

fml

Can someone pm me the cliff notes?

I knew i should of stayed for the Sunday!!!!!! Oh Joobie........

I want the cliff notes as well lol, cos I havent got a bloody clue and I was there!!

  i snap call this bluff lol

you have no excuse for not knowing - you don't even drink ffs!!!

 rotflmfao ;applause; ;tightend;

LOL, you know I never bluff...so wtf did I miss?

OK I admit it i loved Poppets dealing that much but i did promise her and her mum that i wouldnt abuse her i have a sng table to vouch for me.

 ;busted;

 rotflmfao

  i snap call your second barrel

Gonna snap call my all-in as well? You'll lose.

the bluff's so poor that dunk's gonna snap it with the nut low

LOL, Dunk was snap calling me all bloody weekend, he was the one player I just could not beat.

That counts me out then.

Dunks runs so bad at flips, but he somehow found someone that ran worse at the wknd, sighhh.

[  ] it wasnt me


Brag: Gatso lost the flip for mine, LeKnave and Maldini's lunch on the sunday ,weeeeeeee. gg sir.

Must say credit to dunk i never seen anyone run so bad at flips that many times and not whinge fair play to you mate as we both no I'd have whinged me tits off lol.

You didn't run that bad Rich you span £2 upto about £80,even if you did do it all in the end.LOL

fymfp

Guess i didn't run too bad, just vs Dunk. gr8 game. lol

LOL It really is to,I would say anyone who was playing will probably agree they've never had so much fun in a casino playing cards before.It was absolutely immense.

Can't add any more to that.. except we need to think of even sicker ways to play...

Can you get a deck of cards with two different colours to red and black ?

you mean a 4 colour deck?

the game was crap only won one pot and it cost me a bomb

That was awesome!  rotflmfao

That would do i just mean where the suits weren't black and red, obviously i know they exist online but ... Be more ways to get people out on the flops lol

You all in AGAIN?!  That would be a bad beat for Dunk, but as it stands...just a blatant brag post IMO.

Yeah we bought a pack of 4 colour deck a few months back, dunno why really. They look sweet though.

Would narrow the hands down a bit too much though maybe if only a quarter of the table got to play.

Bring them with you to the next bash lol

lol yeah wil do. I guess it only happens once every so often anyway so would be sweet.

Would be sick in a game that had a round penalty!

arghhh, no more £2 squid showdown pls, I run sooooo bad at that game. Im still having nightmares! lol

£2 showdown in a few weeks in dublin anyone?

[  ] no

I might come over just for that,sigh at seats filling so quick FML

[X] Wish I was going to Dublin so I could play £2 showdown