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ppl been giving me a bad rep over this cartoon kisses nonsense, an i aint having it no more. Mad has soiled on my name and im striking back while the bacon is hot. i am a pillar of the poker community and have been since i started playing 3 days ago. i will not take this standing up, i will see you on the poker circuit Mad and let your wallet do the cha cha

Sit down then mate :)

I've already given you a welcome post on the cartoon kisses thread but you can have another here  :kiss:

 :-*

 :hello:  Kev welcome to blonde  :)up

xxxx

 :kiv:

welcome kev........ :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* ;karabiner;

thanx for the warm welcome all, need it on these cold days

Sit down by the fire and warm those lips up :)

pucker up then buttercup  Qh

I dunno bout that - you're a bit harsh on the girlies, I hear :) <g>

I might be a bit too much for ya  :D

and there was i thinking you'd fallen for him Heid................ :D

Not quite!

<g>

excuse me, but dont talk about me as if im a piece of meat down the cattle market that can be bought and sold. i have a soul

so now you are giving it the sensitive guy routine???? 0:-)

Get a grip Kev :)

anyway we are off the subject, were are all the ppl that were giving it large about me in Mads forum eh, were are they now ? hidding behind there 6 2 off suit!!!!

you on the tonic kev? ;letsparty;

you know me MAd my emotions are all over the place when the moon is full

Have a warm 'bena and chill, man :)

heid you have far to much time on your hands  8)

you should be ashamed of yourself and change your name to SUPERGRASS! pmsl


Hi and Welcome Aboard.

Trace
xx

I know .... I don't expect parole soon either - I keep being naughty :)

heid why are you and everyone else trying to get a grip on kev or telling me to get a grip. my grip is fine i can hold onto my handle bars when going down the steepest of hills, while giving my work buddy a backie

lol Trace     

Aren't you Kev?

Who's Kev?

I need a drink :)

pmsl ......it must be the full moon

I think I caught JustJo's cold over the phone!

Where's me meds?

Welcome bfck

Your up against it here, Mad is very popular on this board, think its all those  :-* she gives us  :)up

OK! Own up! I won't hurt you ...



Much!

heres your spoon full of caster oil, 2000 grammes of viatim c and zinc. and oh yes, a nice hot toddie with honey.....hope you feel better trace... :)

Cheers Mad!   but surely you don't expect me to drink that and keep it down do you?

lmao

okay Trace, ill let you off with the castor oil......................... :D

Tracie..............SUPERGRASS really do you think i should change my name maybe have plastic surgery, leave the country perhaps. is the mob coming to my door demanding my body, my perfectly toned and tanned body. i dont think so trackie and whats with all the medical advice we aint playing doctors and nurses in here although i know a few of the carton kissers would like that. for god sake have a cold shower ppl

P.S Tracie thanx for the nice welcome

hmmm, better see about getting extra vicks in - wonder if i buy in bulk i can get a discount.........

 :tikay: you pesky kids

 /:-| just you remember im monitoring you Mad

but who's monitoring the monitor?

the other monitor obvously Tracie

so the monitor is monitoring the monitor who is monitoring me?

so now ive struck the shepard the sheep have scattered, come on where is all the big talk you were giving me in Mads thread ?, your sielence speaks volumes to me

Hell, if he is like that Trace, i'll monitor the monitor ( but I need a cartoon kiss first)  ;D

Wellcome to Blonde Kev  :D

 /:-|   ME

Deary me :)

Ginger

Thanx for welcome, glad to see you got the bottle to face me down after your hurtfull comments, my ego is bruised

Ummmmmmm . should i be saying welcome ??? lol

Hi and welcome cousin Kev  :hello:

Got to say you're brave yourself Kev, after making comments like that!!  ::) Stand by what I said though lol  ;)


 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

charmaine

you can say HI any time, but no cartoon kisses OK, i draw the line there

Ginger you got bottle, but im going to rail road all those who have offended me

You're just going to have to pucker up mate, all the other boys do.

Ooooohh, me thinks we have a Macho Man LOL

how much train track have you got? - i think virgin train proportion probably necessary ;)

Your safe from me Kev....... i only send kisses to one man on here  :) well no strictly true as i have given kisses to Tikay  ;)

they call him big bad hairy kev................. ^-^

We offer waxing as well :)

Hey door matt, you just made the list

Ooooooh, can I do it peeerlease  :D

leave my mass of hair out of this

Missing link?

cool - one more christmas card for the wall........

yes ginger the missing link from your life snookums

I aint playing anymore :)

hes usually a pussycat as well...must be on the tonic indeed ;karabiner;

Heid dont be like that, its a roast, cheer up hen

:-P

ppl losing there sence of humour in here, cant take the heat get out of MY forum

you mean your thread kev?

I think Tikay would have something to say about that!

tomatoe tomato

Mr Kev

Be a nice chap, or else I will have to set Mr Side on you :)

Now have a hot toddy, get rid of your list, and chill :)

Calm is the way to go :)

 :-*

Heid  /:-|

PS leave your veg fetish out of it.

who is this mister side, i would be very intrested to meet him HEID

I'll bet you would ;)

i think you are about ready to be reeled in heid, then gutted and cooked, possibly chips and tartar sauce

matt, you still out there ? it creeps me out to think of you reading my messeges

Hmm :)

kev is not with me .....for the record :redcard:

its ok, i'm a monkey i cant read - i just run my fingers across my braile style laptop screen

only kidding guys im nice actually and look foward to chatting to you all about poker and so on hope you can all take a joke, but im tired now and need sleep, so good night and god bless, this is kev signing off, keep the threads a comming, nice 1 matt

Night Kev

 :-*

Niters

29 posts in less than 3 hours of joining, we have a live one here  8)

We'll take turns Jane, but I bagsy the sensitive areas!!!!

<warming wax>

It is TOMATO and TOMATOES - the "e" only appears in the plural!  GRRRRRRRRRRR

Where's that wax?   B,S&C coming right up.............

Does B\FsCousinKev offer any defence/explanation for his actions, just skimmed the thread might have missed it.

If not, no matter, joining blonde is enough for all to be forgiven :-*
(even though it's got nothing to do with me, I've never had a problem sticking my beak in though)

Wilkommen Kev :hello:

i'm still wondering why i creep him out - me friendly monkey!!

:redcard:

The ladies here are far too nice for that sort of thing.

Well... most of them

tank

look at the cartoon kissing thread and that might explain it

mad

What does your boyfriend actually think about this whole episode? ::) ::) ::) ::)

Whos does he agree with?   :o 

he's had a good laugh. it will teach him and is cousin to wind me up though.......... :o

now if it was a lovely lady that said that it would be like flinging red meat into a wolf pen here... :D
welcome Cousin enjoy