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here goes,my situation,
i stopped playing poker just over a year ago as i found that my bankroll management was pathetic,and i would blow the lot on the roulette wheel at the end of the night.
this is what i propose
im looking for someone to open a new account on a site of thier choice there name there account as i dont have a credit card out here(mel has, but i promised i wouldnt use hers)
im looking for someone to put say £500 into this account of thier choice and i would play ONLY STT around the $20$50 buyin and the very odd long shot of $10-$50 f/o tournaments.
i dont have any records of my play,because of this i would say to the staker that IF i blow the lot being stupid i would give them the full £500 in cash when back in the uk on one of my trips back buying cars/trucks.
i am being honest in this post and letting you all know that i was one of the biggest winning cash players in cardiff,,,i must say i never won on line as my game consisted of ...weekend winning £10k live going to ladbrokes on a monday morning and sticking £3k in the laddies account and playing $10-$20 trying to hit the jackpot,it didnt happen.mind you my h/u and stt without blowing my trumpet out of 10 stt i would win atleast 6-7 and heads up out of 10 i would easily win 8-9.i know this is hard to belive but i used to play stt to stop me blowing off on the cash games....
i dunno i just feel i havent played for a while and i feel i i have more patients of not steaming and going potty,i am only looking for one staker for this.
i dont even know if i can play online from cyprus...i would have to see.
the % for this would be discussed im not a greedy person i just want to play with someone elses money,but dont forget if i blow it being stupid i would pay them the cash when back in the uk.....
anyway any questions fire away....i feel like im on dragons den lol.,.,.,
                                      regards james...

lol awesome

well why am i not staking myself if i am so confident//.,.,.,
i would do my bollox straight away and just get one of my mates to reload  asap and keep doing my bollox...
i feel i would be a lot more carefull with someone elses ££££ and of course i would love my staker to come on here and let everyone as i would how i would roll up £500 to £3k by christmas.,.,i think 50-50 would be fair???
WHERES FLUSHY AND HIS BIG BAG OF LOLLY.,.,.,

Investing wisely!

do you think this is a bad idea flush?
do you think i should deposit myself?
do you think i should not bother?

It's not the best proposal ever. Option 3 for me.

could you set up a poll of the 3 options.

thnks for your advice
do you really think it was that bad?
i thought it was ok coz if i donked it off i would give them the full 500 back,,.no lose situation i thought,,,.

I NOW HAVE 1 PRIVATE BACKER FROM BLONDE WHO WOULD LIKE TO REMAIN ANONOMOUS.......


watch this space.......

good luck

good luck sofa and the secret staker ;goodluck;

thnx i will get him plenty

WELL FOOK ME THAT WAS QUICK.,.,.,.,
they think its all over.,.,.,.well it is now.,.,

FAIR DOOS TO MY MYSTERY BACKER WHAT A NICE TRUSTING GUY...
after setting up an account from my backer with $1000 in there..,.,
                                                                           .,.,with a no lose situation.,.,
i have decided to stop after only one day.,.,.,.,
reason.,.,.,.,i am chit at online poker.,.,.,.,.,if i had a million in there id do the lot.,.,.,dont anyone back me ever again.,.,.,unless i ask.,.,
i didnt lose the money.,.,.i played about 10 stt i won a few,.,.,..,9 seater $60 buyins turbos i won 2 back to back lol
played quite a few £50 hu ladder things 4 players won the first rounds about 5-6 times and only one 2 hu at this,.,.

overall i know i would have blown the backers $$$$$ and then getting one of my mates back home to open up a new account and go beserk winter nights here are quiet.,.,i think you know what i mean.,.,,

i did end up losing aprox $170 out of the $1000 and i told my backer to shut the account,,, and £100 gbp will be sent to him tommorrow,.,.,.,at one stage i think i was down to about $390 ish but 2 back to backs for $250 each got it back..,then lost a few hu chasing.,.,
i cant see how people compare live to online...,.,
as ive said before live ,,,i was doing very well.,.,online i have never ever won.,.ok the odd winning day but thas it with online poker for me.,.,i havent played online for about 2 years and in my eyes it havent changed,.,,im still chit at it,..,live i will play anyone for any ammount,.,online i will not play for a penny.,.,i tried it though and thnx to my secret backer who made  it was possible without me going nutsssssssss.,.,.,.,


fkuc poker online..,.,.,.,.,.,.,id rather have a shag.,,.,..i just had to see if i was still bonkers online after not playing online for 2 years.,.,.,answer.,.,ya fookin right.,.,

when are you back in the UK?

who you gonna get to play it for you.,.,??

kins to good.,.,.,

All over already?

i just didnt feel right online again.,,,.brought back some losing memories,,,,my backer was ok with this decision...
it cost him nothing and he could have won plenty,but i just felt as if i couldnt win,,,,
i only lost $170 out of the stake,of which i am sending him now...

At least you gave it a bash.

orly

ul mate, at least you were honest with yourself and everyone.

surely flying out is an option ;)

ul sofa, some people just arent in their comfort zone online, others not in it live.

Just a few words for sofa---king,you asked for someone to stake you,and you got your desired result..........but why did you feel a need to play up your grand the same day......... i dont know any successfull poker player whos in a rush,dont take this the wrong way,its not in any way an insult,but you must have a good temprement and have monyana outlook for poker........... g/l anyway

i appreciate what your saying,.,.,but i think having played so much poker a few years ago,i used to say to myself yes tomorrow is another day,but not having played for so long,i had such a storng urge to play,when i actually did it was a bit of an anti-climax,,besides me knowing straight away i think i would have lost.,.,
the first few games were ok,but i think i was playing to high for the bankroll that i asked the backer for,,i think if i would have asked he would have put more in as i had guaranteed

Theres nothing wrong in playing one table at the time,but if you feel you could be on a bad run,you done the best thing

thanks...as i said it just didnt feel good after a few games....
hats off to the backer ive never met him only spoke to him on skype after he seen this thread,he gave me a chance and i took it,it didnt work hes got his full money back....

loving the honesty  sofa

wp

maybe u'll get into it one day soon

thnx i think i have kindda drilled into my head that i will never win online.,.,so now i actually think it....
live i would sit with anyone..for sure