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Title: Spud U like? Post by: TightEnd on October 31, 2008, 08:37:29 PM Taken from digispy:
Vicar has potato removed from bottom Friday, October 31 2008, 14:49 GMT By Simon Reynolds, Entertainment Reporter A vicar in Yorkshire has had a potato removed from his bottom after claiming that he fell on it while hanging curtains naked. Nurse Trudi Watson of Sheffield Northern General Hospital recalled how the unnamed clergyman in his 50s arrived at the A&E ward with the embarrassing problem. She told local newspaper The Star: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. "It's not for me to question his story. He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." Other foreign bodies removed at Sheffield A&E units reportedly include a can of deodorant, a carnation, a cucumber and a Russian doll. Watson added: "My advice? Don't do it. It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening." A spokeswoman for Sheffield Teaching Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust said that although "unusual accidents" are often seen, staff are encouraged to deal with the matter in a "discreet, professional and kind way". Title: Re: Spud U like? Post by: TightEnd on October 31, 2008, 08:38:11 PM Of course a centimetre the other way, and he'd have had his chips.
Title: Re: Spud U like? Post by: boldie on October 31, 2008, 08:39:05 PM Taken from digispy: Vicar has potato removed from bottom Friday, October 31 2008, 14:49 GMT By Simon Reynolds, Entertainment Reporter A vicar in Yorkshire has had a potato removed from his bottom after claiming that he fell on it while hanging curtains naked. Nurse Trudi Watson of Sheffield Northern General Hospital recalled how the unnamed clergyman in his 50s arrived at the A&E ward with the embarrassing problem. She told local newspaper The Star: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. "It's not for me to question his story. He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." Other foreign bodies removed at Sheffield A&E units reportedly include a can of deodorant, a carnation, a cucumber and a Russian doll. Watson added: "My advice? Don't do it. It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening." A spokeswoman for Sheffield Teaching Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust said that although "unusual accidents" are often seen, staff are encouraged to deal with the matter in a "discreet, professional and kind way". lol, so they run to the Star. Still funny though. Title: Re: Spud U like? Post by: Colchester Kev on October 31, 2008, 08:40:37 PM Watson added: "My advice? Don't do it. It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening."
NO Shit Sherlock ! Title: Re: Spud U like? Post by: kinboshi on October 31, 2008, 08:44:03 PM Watson added: "My advice? Don't do it. It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening." NO Shit Sherlock ! Not while the spud is in situ. Title: Re: Spud U like? Post by: TightEnd on October 31, 2008, 08:46:14 PM Watson added: "My advice? Don't do it. It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening." NO Shit Sherlock ! Not while the spud is in situ. not even hash browns? Title: Re: Spud U like? Post by: Geo the Sarge on October 31, 2008, 09:16:11 PM This might have helped him...........check the second topic.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/gardening/basics/techniques/growfruitandveg_potatoes2.shtml Geo Title: Re: Spud U like? Post by: bolt pp on October 31, 2008, 09:18:45 PM Watson added: "My advice? Don't do it. It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening." NO Shit Sherlock ! lol, i was watching dragons den the other night and there was this youngish couple on and this guy had had a heart attack and have open heart surgery 3 times and he said "at one pont i thought i might die" lol, ffs you think!! Title: Re: Spud U like? Post by: TheChipPrince on October 31, 2008, 09:20:05 PM Other foreign bodies removed at Sheffield A&E units reportedly include a can of deodorant, a carnation, a cucumber and a Russian doll. Wheres the pleasure in that?! I mean if your into that sort of thing of course... ;shame; Title: Re: Spud U like? Post by: bhoywonder on October 31, 2008, 09:58:13 PM My stepdaugter was at the local police station today,she was shown the room where they do full body searches.apparantly last year a prisoner was searched for drugs.none were found,but they did find an upper set of false teeth.!@! Probably an entirely innocent reason.lol
Title: Re: Spud U like? Post by: Claw75 on October 31, 2008, 10:55:47 PM Other foreign bodies removed at Sheffield A&E units reportedly include a can of deodorant, a carnation, a cucumber and a Russian doll. Wheres the pleasure in that?! I mean if your into that sort of thing of course... ;shame; perhaps it was a tin of condensed milk rather than a flower? :dontask: Title: Re: Spud U like? Post by: RED-DOG on October 31, 2008, 11:36:36 PM Watson added: "My advice? Don't do it. It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening." NO Shit Sherlock ! Pure class. You're too good for this place Kev. |