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Title: Coconuts - WTF?!
Post by: Laxie on November 06, 2008, 11:40:40 AM
Want to lose weight fast?  Try surviving on coconuts.  No need to thank me.


Title: Re: Coconuts - WTF?!
Post by: Woodsey on November 06, 2008, 12:11:00 PM
=aktins diet imo


Title: Re: Coconuts - WTF?!
Post by: Laxie on November 06, 2008, 12:13:24 PM
Bought one yesterday.  Thought the kids might like it for a change.  Himself got the milk stuff out and bashed it open with a hammer.  Cheers.  I am STILL trying to get the fecking coconut fruit off the inside of it's shell!!!  God help me, I'm beginning to think Clusterz is easier. 


Title: Re: Coconuts - WTF?!
Post by: TheChipPrince on November 06, 2008, 12:20:20 PM
Think of the extra calories your using up to sweating your arse off trying to get into it!!


Title: Re: Coconuts - WTF?!
Post by: lazaroonie on November 06, 2008, 12:20:43 PM
malibu and bounty diet.



Title: Re: Coconuts - WTF?!
Post by: MC on November 06, 2008, 12:36:16 PM
I remember this from Tom Hanks in Castaway...

"I never knew coconut milk was a natural laxitive"


Doesn't sound like fun to me!


Title: Re: Coconuts - WTF?!
Post by: WYSINWYG on November 06, 2008, 01:16:53 PM
I remember this from Tom Hanks in Castaway...

"I never knew coconut milk was a natural laxie tizzy"


Doesn't sound like fun to me!

fyp


Title: Re: Coconuts - WTF?!
Post by: Laxie on November 06, 2008, 01:43:39 PM
Sigh.  Can't even tell you if it's true as I can't get to the feckin fruit.


Title: Re: Coconuts - WTF?!
Post by: lazaroonie on November 06, 2008, 06:52:43 PM
Sigh.  Can't even tell you if it's true as I can't get to the feckin fruit.

if you are looking to "bore" a hole in it, then Mr Kendall can probably help you.

hohoho



Title: Re: Coconuts - WTF?!
Post by: henrik777 on November 06, 2008, 07:58:12 PM
http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Coconut

Personally i'd just bin it as there are crap.

Sandy