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Title: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: thetank on December 02, 2008, 03:23:14 PM
I'd like to play the url=http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/]DT[/url]D (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/) £300+£30 freezeout on Friday, but I don't fancy risking more than £100+£10 of my own coin in any one single comp at the mo.

Selling two £110 chunks of myself with no premium.
You pay a third of the buy-in, you get a third of any winnings. What more could you ask for?

I usually play comps with only 9 runners, but figure I can probably adjust coz you only play 9 at a time innit? Also, Tikay is playing so there's a little value in the field at least.

Roll up, roll up, only two chunks. Fill yer boots quick!


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: LeKnave on December 02, 2008, 03:27:48 PM
remember its 300+30 yo.

c u there.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: kinboshi on December 02, 2008, 03:28:00 PM
I expect these to go VERY quickly.  


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: thetank on December 02, 2008, 03:28:43 PM
remember its 300+30 yo.

c u there.

Fek, so it is.

£110 chunks ftw. OP edited


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: AndrewT on December 02, 2008, 03:31:53 PM
I'll take one.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: thetank on December 02, 2008, 03:33:10 PM
One sold!

Cheers Andrew


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on December 02, 2008, 03:36:19 PM
I'll take the other.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: thetank on December 02, 2008, 03:39:22 PM
That's em both then, cheers gents.

Fingers crossed, I'll maybe make you a few bucks.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on December 02, 2008, 03:43:12 PM
That's em both then, cheers gents.

Fingers crossed, I'll maybe make you a few bucks.

No worries mate, pm on route.

Get it won fella :)


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: turny on December 02, 2008, 03:49:45 PM
good luck tank  ;goodluck;


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: tikay on December 02, 2008, 03:50:38 PM

Damn - too late. I would deffo have taken one of those slices. GREAT value.

If you end up playing Saturday's £200, due to an "accident", can I take a piece of your action?


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: AndrewT on December 02, 2008, 03:53:48 PM

Damn - too late. I would deffo have taken one of those slices. GREAT value.

If you end up playing Saturday's £200, due to an "accident", can I take a piece of your action?

Don't bok my horse Grandad.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on December 02, 2008, 03:55:40 PM

Damn - too late. I would deffo have taken one of those slices. GREAT value.

If you end up playing Saturday's £200, due to an "accident", can I take a piece of your action?

Don't bok my horse Grandad.

+1

Tosser


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on December 02, 2008, 03:56:21 PM
Can you wear a t-shirt saying AndrewT's and RookieITB's bitch?


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: tikay on December 02, 2008, 03:58:13 PM

Damn - too late. I would deffo have taken one of those slices. GREAT value.

If you end up playing Saturday's £200, due to an "accident", can I take a piece of your action?

Don't bok my horse Grandad.

Bok him? - I might just bust him.

I have not shared a "proper" table with Tank for years. I recall sharing a Table with him at Blackpool, many years ago - the famous "19 spades in the deck" Event, when two of us had the identical Q flush - and it's a great memory, he tied me up in knots. Wore a daft, white, floppy hat, too.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: thetank on December 02, 2008, 04:09:10 PM

Damn - too late. I would deffo have taken one of those slices. GREAT value.

If you end up playing Saturday's £200, due to an "accident", can I take a piece of your action?

Does the £200 conclude on the Saturday night? Or does the final table roll on to the Sunday?

If the former, then in the event of a Friday night accident, happy to sell you action in the £200.

Is it £200+£20, if so, £110 for 50% sound good?
'Bout time I made you some money back after losing the last load to that Dale fella.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: thetank on December 02, 2008, 04:12:39 PM
Can you wear a t-shirt saying AndrewT's and RookieITB's bitch?

If I can find one in my cupboard.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: Claw75 on December 02, 2008, 04:13:41 PM
good luck Tank!


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: thetank on December 02, 2008, 04:18:40 PM
[ x ] I am a big idiot
[  ] I am going to DTD this weekend
[ x ] I am going to DTD the following weekend.

Turns out I don't need the stakes, sorry all.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: AndrewT on December 02, 2008, 04:21:01 PM
[  ] Staking is simple
[X] Tank is simple


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: thetank on December 02, 2008, 04:24:33 PM
lolol

Laz sent me a pm this morning asking if I'm still up for DT (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/)D (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/) next weekend. For some reason I thought next weekend was this weekend, maybe because this weekend is the next weekend we're going to experience? I'm a muppet, it's the 12th I'm coming down.

On the bright side, it looks like you've just saved £110.  :D


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: Longy on December 02, 2008, 04:30:04 PM
[ ] Wp tank

[ x ] Another poker player with no organisational skills whatsoever.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: thetank on December 02, 2008, 04:31:27 PM
sigh... fml


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: kinboshi on December 02, 2008, 04:35:28 PM
Would have been funny if you hadn't realised until Friday when you call Laz to give him a bollocking for being late, and he tells you that you're a twat and it's the following weekend.



Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: tikay on December 02, 2008, 04:50:12 PM

The tikay bok. Feel the power.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: AndrewT on December 02, 2008, 04:51:08 PM

The tikay bok. Feel the power.

You should use your powers for good - not evil.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: tikay on December 02, 2008, 04:59:14 PM

The tikay bok. Feel the power.

You should use your powers for good - not evil.

Rather like my bowels & bladder, I don't have full control, what happens, & when, just happens.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: maldini32 on December 02, 2008, 05:00:56 PM
looooooooooooooooooool


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: scotty2hatty on December 02, 2008, 09:22:53 PM
pure comedy


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: TheChipPrince on December 03, 2008, 09:18:41 AM
TOTW?


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: kinboshi on December 03, 2008, 10:02:35 AM
The title of the thread is even more apt now.  It would be cruel to keep posting on this thread though and bumping it up to the top again...


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: lazaroonie on December 03, 2008, 11:28:30 AM
i started reading this thread on page one, and knew where this was going.....


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: kinboshi on December 03, 2008, 11:32:50 AM
i started reading this thread on page one, and knew where this was going.....

(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/kinboshi/tankcrash.jpg)


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: Longy on December 03, 2008, 11:33:01 AM
i started reading this thread on page one,

Hmmm controversial I normally start at page 2 then try and guess what the thread is about from there.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: Royal Flush on December 03, 2008, 07:17:58 PM
i started reading this thread on page one, and knew where this was going.....

(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/kinboshi/tankcrash.jpg)

/end thread


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: TightEnd on December 03, 2008, 07:33:20 PM
good luck in the event you aren't playing Thomas.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: thetank on December 04, 2008, 02:10:20 AM
I think that's a picture of some quite nifty tank driving tbh. To just miss that person like that, needs skill imo.

good luck in the event you aren't playing Thomas.

What a lovely sentiment.

In return, I wish you good luck with the fried breakfast you won't be eating tomorrow.  ;nana;


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: AndrewT on December 04, 2008, 09:41:46 AM
In return, I wish you good luck with the fried breakfast you won't be eating tomorrow.  ;nana;

*Tank sticks it right in Tighty's eye*


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: Colchester Kev on December 05, 2008, 10:57:35 AM
In return, I wish you good luck with the fried breakfast you won't be eating tomorrow.  ;nana;

*Tank sticks it right in Tighty's eye*

LMFAO ... come back of the century from Tank.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: tikay on December 06, 2008, 12:21:00 PM

I never saw either Tank or Laz there yesterday. Must have been some sort of misunderstanding.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: thetank on December 06, 2008, 12:49:57 PM
We could have been standing behind a couple of narrow pillars.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: tikay on December 06, 2008, 01:09:00 PM
We could have been standing behind a couple of narrow pillars.

Pillars, no, buttresses, possibly.


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: kinboshi on December 06, 2008, 06:12:19 PM
We could have been standing behind a couple of narrow pillars.

Laz was standing behind a pillock?


Title: Re: Two premiumless chunks!
Post by: lazaroonie on December 09, 2008, 12:38:14 PM
frequently