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Title: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: Colchester Kev on December 08, 2008, 03:51:49 PM
Dear Sky poker suits,

I know you ALL read blonde and like to take onboard suggestions and critcisms from both poker players and viewers of your channels, well good people, I have a suggestion, and it is one that I feel will be superb for you in terms of both viewing figures and increased numbers in your tournaments.

The proposal is as follows....  You have this old chap that does a few programmes, he is mid 70's, Yellow hair, name is Tipex or tickle or something ... oh hang on, its tikay, thats it. Well anyway, the old fella LOVES Christmas, he really does ..  he was the person responsible for Roy Wood's classic "I wish it could be Christmas every day", in fact the title of that song is tickles tikays mantra, trust me ... he is Xmas spirit personified !!  What you must do is dress him up as either Santa himself, or preferably one of Santa's elves and have him on live TV dressed as one of his heroes.

He would absolutely adore the opportunity to do this, please please please help him to make his dreams come true and make him very happy this Christmas.

Please publicise the dates of his Xmas special so his fans can put in a request to their carers and nurses to arrange for the TV to be made available to them in their institutions.

Many many thanks in advance

Colchester Kev.


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: cia260895 on December 08, 2008, 03:55:29 PM
and bring Kara back as the fairy or anything you consider would be worthy of her appearence as long as the outfit is short and tight  ;)


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: sweet potata! on December 08, 2008, 04:06:46 PM
and bring Kara back as the fairy or anything you consider would be worthy of her appearence as long as the outfit is short and tight  ;)

I'll testify to that !


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: boldie on December 08, 2008, 04:09:23 PM
Top post Kev. TJ is just too shy to ask himself...you're a good friend to him.

I think he should be an elf...Compo as Santa.


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: Pawprint on December 08, 2008, 04:10:58 PM
Whilst you're waiting for Des' Skypoker's response, here's the link from today's APAT advent calendar to keep you amused.

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM APAT (http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/wIHOVZnoXG4Q8ICCza4w)


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: booder on December 08, 2008, 04:11:50 PM
Top post Kev. TJ is just too shy to ask himself...you're a good friend to him.

I think he should be an elf...Compo as Santa.

This


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: TightEnd on December 08, 2008, 04:12:19 PM
Whilst you're waiting for Des' Skypoker's response, here's the link from today's APAT advent calendar to keep you amused.

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM APAT (http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/wIHOVZnoXG4Q8ICCza4w)


THANK YOU  ::)


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: tikay on December 08, 2008, 04:12:24 PM
It ain't gonna happen Kevin. Trust me, it ain't.

I have principles.


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: AndrewT on December 08, 2008, 04:15:22 PM
It ain't gonna happen Kevin. Trust me, it ain't.

I have principles.

Already happened - here's a screenshot I managed to get hold of.

(http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/screenshots/9f07/9f07_054.jpg)


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: boldie on December 08, 2008, 04:16:02 PM
It ain't gonna happen Kevin. Trust me, it ain't.

I have principles.

Already happened - here's a screenshot I managed to get hold of.

(http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/screenshots/9f07/9f07_054.jpg)

rotflmfao


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: mondatoo on December 08, 2008, 04:29:59 PM
It ain't gonna happen Kevin. Trust me, it ain't.

I have principles.

Already happened - here's a screenshot I managed to get hold of.

(http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/screenshots/9f07/9f07_054.jpg)

PMSL LOLOLOL


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: DesD on December 08, 2008, 04:42:21 PM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2285/2051771665_c8385deb71.jpg?v=0)

Your wish....


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: The_nun on December 08, 2008, 04:49:46 PM
There is a scary likeness that I have never noticed before.


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: barhell on December 08, 2008, 06:03:26 PM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2285/2051771665_c8385deb71.jpg?v=0)

Your wish....

Skinny pub landlord.
(http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2006/12/37a_19_al_55_243x255.jpg)


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: aqualtis on December 08, 2008, 08:26:16 PM
I happen to have the e-mail address of one of the producers of sky poker, would it help if i gave it to everyone and we could petition in favour of kev's great idea ??


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: Colchester Kev on December 08, 2008, 08:38:40 PM
I happen to have the e-mail address of one of the producers of Sky (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042) Poker (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042), would it help if i gave it to everyone and we could petition in favour of kev's great idea ??

YES


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: amcgrath1uk on December 08, 2008, 08:39:10 PM
I happen to have the e-mail address of one of the producers of Sky (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042) Poker (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042), would it help if i gave it to everyone and we could petition in favour of kev's great idea ??

YES


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: boldie on December 08, 2008, 08:46:34 PM
I happen to have the e-mail address of one of the producers of Sky (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042) Poker (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042), would it help if i gave it to everyone and we could petition in favour of kev's great idea ??

YES


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: cia260895 on December 08, 2008, 08:50:24 PM
I happen to have the e-mail address of one of the producers of Sky (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042) Poker (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042), would it help if i gave it to everyone and we could petition in favour of kev's great idea ??

YES


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: Colchester Kev on December 08, 2008, 09:05:42 PM
email sent :)


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: aqualtis on December 08, 2008, 09:09:21 PM
mine too


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: Colchester Kev on December 08, 2008, 09:27:06 PM
Sigh ... dont send ***** any more emails, he doesnt work for sky anymore LOL


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: TightEnd on December 08, 2008, 09:28:39 PM
Sigh ... dont send ***** any more emails, he doesnt work for sky anymore LOL


 ;oopsy;


i have the correct email addresses, but as I do not support this campaign I will not realise them

(I'll take cash, tikay. thx)


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: Dingdell on December 08, 2008, 09:30:58 PM
Sigh ... dont send ***** any more emails, he doesnt work for sky anymore LOL


 ;oopsy;


i have the correct email addresses, but as I do not support this campaign I will not realise them

(I'll take cash, tikay. thx)

That makes an interesting spin on that song "Please realise me, let me go........."  ;D


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: tikay on December 08, 2008, 09:43:16 PM
Oh my goodness, please be serious for a moment now.

***** is NOT a Sky (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042) Poker (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042) Producer, & never has been. He is a friend, but NOT a Sky (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042) Poker (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042) Producer. He used to be Executive Producer for Poker Week, & Poker 425, but has never worked for Sky Poker.

This is incredibly embarrassing for me. VERY.

Peoples e-Mail addresses should never by Posted on Forums. I am hellish busy at this very moment on PTP, but I will remove that e-Addy immediately.

Please do NOT write to him.


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on December 08, 2008, 09:44:52 PM
Yeah send it to Ling's email instead, just click Ismene's profile and its there I think!


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: tikay on December 08, 2008, 09:47:01 PM
Yeah send it to Ling's email instead, just click Ismene's profile and its there I think!

By all means!

But not to *****, please. This is incredibly embarrassing.


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: Ismene on December 08, 2008, 09:55:38 PM
Yeah send it to Ling's email instead, just click Ismene's profile and its there I think!


Sigh....

Count it as read


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: tikay on December 08, 2008, 10:02:31 PM
Yeah send it to Ling's email instead, just click Ismene's profile and its there I think!

You can PM "Ismene" if you desire.

 


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: Claw75 on December 08, 2008, 10:06:45 PM
just to double check - has ***** ever worked at Sky (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042) Poker (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042) Tikay?


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: Dingdell on December 08, 2008, 10:11:15 PM
just to double check - has ***** ever worked at Sky (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042) Poker (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042) Tikay?

No - but he may have been a mime artist.


Title: Re: An open letter to the "Sky Suits"
Post by: Claw75 on December 08, 2008, 10:12:22 PM
just to double check - has ***** ever worked at Sky (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042) Poker (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042) Tikay?

No - but he may have been a mime artist.

:(  you are just a big tease Tracey (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=444) Dell (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=444)