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Title: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: turny on December 09, 2008, 12:22:41 AM
ok been invited to rooks and lings for xmas day. my offer of cooking for us all was shot down by rooks who informed me that ling and himself would be making christmas dinner!

im just worried sick as their track record in the kitchen isn't great and the sole culanary skills of rooks is a pot noodle and he's been known to somehow burn those!


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on December 09, 2008, 12:25:43 AM
ok been invited to rooks and lings for xmas day. my offer of cooking for us all was shot down by rooks who informed me that ling and himself would be making christmas dinner!

im just worried sick as their track record in the kitchen isn't great and the sole culanary skills of rooks is batchelors super noodles and a bacon sandwich and he's been known to somehow burn those!

fyp


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: turny on December 09, 2008, 12:29:02 AM
so is that what we are having? acon sandwiches and super noodles?


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: suzanne on December 09, 2008, 01:05:04 AM
My worse Xmas dinner ever was a tin of meatballs heated up in a kettle served with a portion of smash potato...even McDonalds would have been good that day.

I feel a Rate My Christmas Dinner coming on :-)


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Amatay on December 09, 2008, 07:25:00 AM
My worse Xmas dinner ever was a tin of meatballs heated up in a kettle served with a portion of smash potato...even McDonalds would have been good that day.

I feel a Rate My Christmas Dinner coming on :-)

lol @ the rate my xmas din dins idea.

What about a rate my xmas tree aswell?


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Colchester Kev on December 09, 2008, 08:10:02 AM
Blatant "At least someone likes me" brag post imo ;)


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: kinboshi on December 09, 2008, 11:29:15 AM
My worse Xmas dinner ever was a tin of meatballs heated up in a kettle served with a portion of smash potato...even McDonalds would have been good that day.

I feel a Rate My Christmas Dinner coming on :-)

Get Dewi to start one.  He starts all the best threads.


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on December 09, 2008, 02:54:47 PM
Least your lookin forward to christmas dinner at ours anyway.


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: gatso on December 09, 2008, 03:49:57 PM
does ling do muffins with roast dinner?


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Rod Paradise on December 09, 2008, 03:55:26 PM
I think ITB should have to do a forfeit if Ling pulls this Xmas dinner off, after casting doubt on her ability (we know it'll be her not Rooks cooking).

Suggestions?

Streak at the dog track with Rook's dogs chasing him?


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Bongo on December 09, 2008, 04:21:13 PM
Captain Scotland at the footy at the next blonde bash!


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Rod Paradise on December 09, 2008, 04:24:32 PM
Captain Scotland in a kilt at the footy at the next blonde bash!

FYP


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Ismene on December 09, 2008, 05:38:45 PM
 rotflmfao


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: turny on December 09, 2008, 05:44:50 PM
so whose cooking rooks or ling? or is it a joint effort?


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: cia260895 on December 09, 2008, 07:43:49 PM
so whose cooking rooks or ling? or is it a joint effort?

a father condoning the use of illegal substances pfft


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Ismene on December 10, 2008, 12:04:02 AM
Deffo joint and if that gives them the munchies so be it!


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Josedinho on December 10, 2008, 12:14:35 AM
Checked today. One in Leicester closes at 9pm Christmas eve and isn't open again still 8am Boxing Day.
Morning manager suspects times will be similar nationwide.

Hope this helps.


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: turny on December 10, 2008, 01:50:38 AM
Checked today. One in Leicester closes at 9pm Christmas eve and isn't open again still 8am Boxing Day.
Morning manager suspects times will be similar nationwide.

Hope this helps.

fml  rotflmfao


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: thetank on December 10, 2008, 06:25:46 AM
The poor bastards in MaccyDs rushing about getting people's burgers and that deserve at least one day off in December. They'd all get boxing day off too if I ruled the world.

No shopping on boxing day, everyone gets to stay at home and watch telly.


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Rod Paradise on December 10, 2008, 02:40:02 PM
So come on Belly, do you accept the forfeit?


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on December 10, 2008, 02:42:07 PM
So come on Belly, do you accept the forfeit?


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Laxie on December 10, 2008, 02:43:32 PM
Captain Scotland in a kilt at the footy at the next blonde bash!

FYP

So come on Belly, do you accept the forfeit?

I can't believe you're even giving him the option to accept or not!  The trash talk was his.  The forfeit has been named.  And so it shall be done.  Ling...don't let us down, FFS!!!


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: turny on December 10, 2008, 04:35:46 PM
Captain Scotland in a kilt at the footy at the next blonde bash!

FYP

So come on Belly, do you accept the forfeit?

I can't believe you're even giving him the option to accept or not!  The trash talk was his.  The forfeit has been named.  And so it shall be done.  Ling...don't let us down, FFS!!!

of course, if ben and ling produce an excellent xmas dinner then i will do the forfeit.

obviously that depends if by the next bash im not serving a ban and am allowed to attend lol


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Laxie on December 10, 2008, 05:08:22 PM
Quote
that depends if by the next bash im not serving a ban and am allowed to attend lol

Sigh.  Who's going to cover the over/under on that one then?  We'll just assumed you were acting up to get out of the forfeit, so try to behave!!!   

Looking forward to the next bash already. 


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: cia260895 on December 10, 2008, 05:09:34 PM
Captain Scotland in a kilt at the footy at the next blonde bash!

FYP

So come on Belly, do you accept the forfeit?

I can't believe you're even giving him the option to accept or not!  The trash talk was his.  The forfeit has been named.  And so it shall be done.  Ling...don't let us down, FFS!!!

of course, if ben and ling produce an excellent xmas dinner then i will do the forfeit.

obviously that depends if by the next bash im not serving a ban and am allowed to attend lol

FYL   rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: thetank on December 10, 2008, 07:06:26 PM
How is such a thing quantified?


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Laxie on December 10, 2008, 07:12:19 PM
If it's edible, he loses.  End of.


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Ismene on December 10, 2008, 08:12:09 PM
If it's edible, he loses.  End of.


Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BTW did i forget to mention that there are no golden arches in the vicinity?


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: turny on December 11, 2008, 12:24:04 AM
If it's edible, he loses.  End of.


Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BTW did i forget to mention that there are no golden arches in the vicinity?

doesnt matter anyway we've established they wont be open! emergency beans on toast ftw!


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Bongo on December 11, 2008, 12:26:02 AM
itb in a kilt singing "Flower of Scotland" ftw!


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: turny on December 11, 2008, 01:25:18 AM
itb in a kilt singing "Flower of Scotland" ftw!

nobody mentioned singing the song! you cant add to the forfeit after its been accepted!


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Bongo on December 11, 2008, 11:00:47 AM
You've got to do it properly!


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Laxie on December 11, 2008, 11:08:06 AM
Captain Scotland in a kilt at the footy at the next blonde bash!

FYP

The Scottish team has always sung that song before the start of play.  If you're to be the Captain of the team, it goes without saying that you will lead them in the singing. 

I've taken the liberty of finding the lyrics for you.  To aid in your preparation, see.

O Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
Your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

The Hills are bare now,
And Autumn leaves
lie thick and still,
O'er land that is lost now,
Which those so dearly held,
That stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

Those days are past now,
And in the past
they must remain,
But we can still rise now,
And be the nation again,
That stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

0 Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: thetank on December 24, 2008, 01:16:29 AM
Captain Scotland in a kilt at the footy at the next blonde bash!

FYP

The Scottish team has always sung that song before the start of play.  If you're to be the Captain of the team, it goes without saying that you will lead them in the singing. 

I've taken the liberty of finding the lyrics for you.  To aid in your preparation, see.

O Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
Your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

The Hills are bare now,
And Autumn leaves
lie thick and still,
O'er land that is lost now,
Which those so dearly held,
That stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

Those days are past now,
And in the past
they must remain,
But we can still rise now,
And be the nation again,
That stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

0 Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

You missed out the "genst who?" and the "fit for?"


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Rod Paradise on December 24, 2008, 01:57:15 PM
Captain Scotland in a kilt at the footy at the next blonde bash!

FYP

The Scottish team has always sung that song before the start of play.  If you're to be the Captain of the team, it goes without saying that you will lead them in the singing. 

I've taken the liberty of finding the lyrics for you.  To aid in your preparation, see.

O Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
Your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

The Hills are bare now,
And Autumn leaves
lie thick and still,
O'er land that is lost now,
Which those so dearly held,
That stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

Those days are past now,
And in the past
they must remain,
But we can still rise now,
And be the nation again,
That stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

0 Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

You missed out the "genst who?" and the "fit for?"

That's the Aberdonian version.....


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: turny on December 24, 2008, 11:50:10 PM
Captain Scotland in a kilt at the footy at the next blonde bash!

FYP

The Scottish team has always sung that song before the start of play.  If you're to be the Captain of the team, it goes without saying that you will lead them in the singing. 

I've taken the liberty of finding the lyrics for you.  To aid in your preparation, see.

O Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
Your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

The Hills are bare now,
And Autumn leaves
lie thick and still,
O'er land that is lost now,
Which those so dearly held,
That stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

Those days are past now,
And in the past
they must remain,
But we can still rise now,
And be the nation again,
That stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.

0 Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
Tae think again.


complete bollocks the jock dont usually turn up for the footie!


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Bongo on December 25, 2008, 01:43:07 AM
Half of Scotland will show up to see you in a kilt!


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: thetank on December 25, 2008, 06:05:19 AM
Come on the sprouts, stay non stodgy... 1 time!


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Rod Paradise on December 25, 2008, 01:53:18 PM
Come on the sprouts, stay non stodgy... 1 time!

Ling's got it covered - this'll be a great meal - just to see ITB in a kilt ;D


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: gatso on December 25, 2008, 02:44:32 PM
c'mon ling, a top notch dinner please. think of it as your present to all of us


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Rod Paradise on December 25, 2008, 09:27:55 PM
[  ] Wasn't expecting full appology to Ling and questions on what tartan to wear.


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on December 26, 2008, 01:28:50 AM
LOLOL... It will come mate don't worry. He's still here until tomorrow evening.

I have evidence of him having not one, but two servings of Xmas dinner. Not to mention starters and dessert also. Ship the kilt Turnywards.


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: thetank on December 26, 2008, 03:24:08 AM
ship!

Turny where's yer troooosers!


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Rod Paradise on December 26, 2008, 01:26:22 PM
LOLOL... It will come mate don't worry. He's still here until tomorrow evening.

I have evidence of him having not one, but two servings of Xmas dinner. Not to mention starters and dessert also. Ship the kilt Turnywards.
ship!

Turny where's yer troooosers!

Getting resized from the sound of it ;) - Well Done Ling!!!!!


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: gatso on December 26, 2008, 01:27:44 PM
this means I'm gonna have to get up in time for the footy I suppose, gonna be well worth it though. ggwp ling, ul turny


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Laxie on December 26, 2008, 01:29:05 PM
This news makes my day!!!  And...it gets all the potential bra/knicker wearing Lads off the hook too, so fair play to ya Ling!


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: cia260895 on December 26, 2008, 03:18:24 PM
OH dear..... ;reallyamsorry; rotflmfao ;yippee;


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Jim-D on December 26, 2008, 03:20:03 PM
I will deffo be attending the next bash now :)


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: tikay on December 26, 2008, 03:51:06 PM

Well well!

Methinks it's time to start thinking about the next Bash. We were undecided about doing another, but this seals it.

Arise, Lady 'Ling of Luton. (Rickmansworth does not scan so well, sorry).


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: bolt pp on December 26, 2008, 03:52:20 PM
We were undecided about doing another

seriously, why?


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: tikay on December 26, 2008, 03:55:44 PM
We were undecided about doing another

seriously, why?

Because you never attend. Now, if you were to promise to be there, it MIGHT just persuade us to ......

a) Do it.

b) Give you a t-Shirt. *

* = Terms & Conditions apply.


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: bolt pp on December 26, 2008, 05:13:48 PM
We were undecided about doing another

seriously, why?

Because you never attend. Now, if you were to promise to be there, it MIGHT just persuade us to ......

a) Do it.

b) Give you a t-Shirt. *

* = Terms & Conditions apply.

then i'll turn up, be merry and enjoy the company of blondes whilst playing poker and drinking moderatly*

*Please note actual level of intoxication may differ


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: bolt pp on December 26, 2008, 06:03:31 PM
We were undecided about doing another

seriously, why?

Because you never attend. Now, if you were to promise to be there, it MIGHT just persuade us to ......

a) Do it.

b) Give you a t-Shirt. *

* = Terms & Conditions apply.

then i'll turn up, be merry and enjoy the company of blondes whilst playing poker and drinking moderatly*

*Please note actual level of intoxication may differ

And remember when we all met up at london bridge, i dragged myslef out of bed for that, dont say i dont ever turn up anywhere, i had the first human case of bird flu but i still turned up.

then next time we arranged it and nobody turned up, i didnt know what was going on :dontask:

you lot will probably tell me the next BB is in scotland and i'll bop up there to get battered by iron bru drinking andy murray fans whilst you lot are playing roshambo at DTD!!!


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: turny on December 29, 2008, 11:57:32 AM
well macdonalds wasn't needed lol

ling served up a magnificent xmas dinner which considering how ill she was as well was a great achievement.

the mug rooks forgot the crackers, one thing he had to remember whilst ling prepared and served up the xmas delights and he forgot!


[ ] so looking forward to the next bash


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Colchester Kev on December 29, 2008, 12:01:22 PM
well macdonalds wasn't needed lol

ling served up a magnificent xmas dinner which considering how ill she was as well was a great achievement.

the mug rooks forgot the crackers, one thing he had to remember whilst ling prepared and served up the xmas delights and he forgot!


[ ] so looking forward to the next bash

Betting on Turny working a ban in time for the next bash is now suspended ... I am in the shit here, I have laid 1/3 ...2/7 ..1/4 for fortunes !!


One time Turny, be a fkin good boy til the next bash !!


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: TheChipPrince on December 29, 2008, 12:09:42 PM
the mug rooks forgot the crackers, one thing he had to remember

and his forfeit is?


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Claw75 on December 29, 2008, 12:18:12 PM
wow - turny captaining the scots and bolt coming along - this will be a blonde bash not to be missed!!


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: turny on December 29, 2008, 12:23:20 PM
well macdonalds wasn't needed lol

ling served up a magnificent xmas dinner which considering how ill she was as well was a great achievement.

the mug rooks forgot the crackers, one thing he had to remember whilst ling prepared and served up the xmas delights and he forgot!


[ ] so looking forward to the next bash

Betting on Turny working a ban in time for the next bash is now suspended ... I am in the shit here, I have laid 1/3 ...2/7 ..1/4 for fortunes !!


One time Turny, be a fkin good boy til the next bash !!


lol is that possible kev? you know im the mods fav person  ;D ;)


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: Eck on December 29, 2008, 12:42:23 PM
Looks like i will have to dust of those "shorts" again if i am to be captained by the legend that is Turny  :D :D


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: cia260895 on December 29, 2008, 12:49:15 PM
the mug rooks forgot the crackers, one thing he had to remember

and his forfeit is?

dresing like jimmy krankie?


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: turny on December 29, 2008, 02:22:16 PM
Looks like i will have to dust of those "shorts" again if i am to be captained by the legend that is Turny  :D :D

me and you eck me old son against the world lol god help em!


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: neeko on December 29, 2008, 03:30:40 PM
"Re: Was macdonalds open xmas day in Luton?"

Yes - http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2070458.ece (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2070458.ece)


Title: Re: is macdonalds open xmas day?
Post by: bolt pp on December 29, 2008, 06:30:45 PM
"Re: Was macdonalds open xmas day in Luton?"

Yes - http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2070458.ece (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2070458.ece)

i dont think many people went, it looks empty to me, look at the pair in the background theyre having the till over cos the manager's not in!!!

"woooohhhhhhhoooooooo, ive dipped the till for £4, i'm gonna buy a big mac meal and go large"!!!!!