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Heres the deal ...

We need to send out a newsletter at Xmas to all our members.

We need a Christmas card to attach to it, and here is where the creative geniuses among you get the chance to shine.

Design us an image that we can use ... it can be funny/straight its up to you, you can use photoshop or whatever you like.


The mods team will vote and the winner will not only get his creative masterpiece on the newsletter, they will also win a nifty FIFTY bucks into their blonde poker room account.

Get going then !!






PS. any entries that have pics of cats/kittens in are immediately disqualified !!

Sofa King   FTW

That's discrimination of the highest order

BAN PLZ!!!

OK, It has just come to my notice that we are unable to send out newsletters due to software issues ... so forget the newsletter ... sighhhhhhhhh


BUT

Still get to work, because the $50 is still up for grabs for the winner !

Kittens no longer banned.

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What about Kev?  He banned them in the first place, so he should be banned now.

KITTENS/CATS ARE STILL BANNED !!!

as i have a vote in the winning card i wholey agree

kittens and cats are banned unless its pics of them walking over landmines in iraq

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-pictures-grinch-cat-is-a-mean-one.jpg)

consder yourself barred from the forum for the next 20 seconds

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(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/funny-pictures-christmas-cat-eggnog.jpg)

How long til you go to Gibraltar ??

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=38509.msg863483#msg863483

Very christmassy ...

[ ] Thread is going well imo.

Not til next August pet.  Meeeeeeeow.

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(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/10/128734174146810485.jpg)

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First attempt :-)

:o  Tikay riding Thomas the Tank?  How on earth did you get hold of that one!?!?!

AT LAST someone "gets" the idea ... WP Suz, great stuff !!

Blonde Bash 3 if I remember correctly.....

Everyone else has got the idea... to wind you up as much as possible!  ;whistle;

Looks like Suzanne is odds on to scoop at this rate .... closing date for entries is December 21st !!

this would be true if you were deciding but seeing as it's the whole mod team I'd say anything without a cat has no chance

I have the power of veto mug ... nothing with a cat/kitten in has a snowballs chance in hell of winning, trust me !

just seen this.,.,.,.,brb

cant think.,.,any suggestions

how about a cat?

alive or dead??????????????

happy christmas.,.,.,.,.,from blonde.,.,.,.,.,

(http://www.cotswoldaerials.co.uk/blonde_xmas2.jpg)

Loving your work sir !!

Sofa FTW....end of thread :-)

as kev has control of the purse strings and i might blobk all the mods from voting by accidently removing there voting rights i can agree with kev anything with a cat in it has no chance of winning

when i win .,..,.,ship it please to reece please.,.,.,now its end of thread

(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/13/128736452779738002.jpg)

Disqualified !

Thread is delivering




























ooops, forgot the [ ]

Tractor should win, he's entry is clearly the best only one

 ;bump;

Err excuse me...that took me AGES!!!

Plus I think I should get extra points for..

http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/UvIOaXuscxDcK3P8#/owner/UvIOaXuscxDcK3P8

(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/kinboshi/xmas-5.png)

Cat ... Disqualified

FYP

(http://www.cotswoldaerials.co.uk/blonde_xmas4_1.jpg)

Let me have a go...........



 
       "merry christmas you sun reading pillock head"!
   O                                                                                         O     "up yours vandonktard"!! 
   I----                                                                                  v--I         
   I                                                                                           I     o
  /\                                                                                          /\     i                   
 /  \                                                                                        /  \   /\
                 

A long long time since I had a coffee spluttering moment. New monitor please blot.

I would like to protest that Tractor obviously has some superior paintshop gear.... grrrr

Bolt might possibly need the prize money to reimburse coffee splattered keyboards (or to buy Stellas) but im sure his xmas will be rewarding in other ways.

Sofas entry is pure genius but hes got loads of dosh where as I am skint and need the money to challenge you on the last leg of the league.

If you deny me the prize fund my unborn grandchilds state of the arts laptop will have to go back to the shop denying him/her of a good start in life.

No pressure ;-)

no pressure, I am immune to guilt trips. ;)


Closing date is today at MIDNIGHT ... still time to fire in a last minute entry !!

OK, just to give Kiv a rest from kittens and to show I have no artistic abilities at all.

piss poor effort ... disqualified for having a pic of a pussy tikay in it.

Sofas entry is pure genius but hes got loads of dosh where as I am skint and need the money to challenge you on the last leg of the league.

i used t have a few quid.,.,.,.,skint now.,.,.,.,lolololololol

whoever wins should give it to chhhhhhhhhhhhharaty.,.,its christmas.,.,.i time for giving.,.,.

ive just done 2 bottles of frixinet to get me in the mood.,.,watch this space for a late runnnnnnner

LOL cant wait ...  ;popcorn;

sorry but i am quite merry.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

PMSL

snoopys black, i dont want to ask what tikays got in his mouth and LOL @ kev.

Fk me ... thats a contender for sure PMSL !!

tikay is eating a caterpilar
snoops just been on holiday++++++++he said he was making the gravy this year
tighty.,.,.,well its just like him.,..,
chilli.,.,shes a bloke she can take it.,.,.,
and kev.,.,.,.,.,well its like a photo .,.,imho.,.,.,

The photo-shopping is seemless,or did you do just do a group photo?

tbh it was from when they all came to cardiff for a lesson in ""how to do your bollox in 1 easy lesson.,.,.,""
my cannon lcd camera is just a must for capturing those special momments.,.,.

The winner imo - truly brilliant:


P.S SORRY ABOUT YOUR EYE MATE  <---- rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

qft

hahahahahahahahaha, pure genius, Sofa FTW.

Merry Xmas from all us Crows

[ ] Winner.

This is better

 :)up

rotflmfao Sofa wins this, hands down.

...more love... etc etc

Sofa = totally bonkers, totally genius.

A petition is needed to make sure he comes home.

He sells lovely TibmreLnad Shoes you know, £3 per pair.

put me down for a pair....///....,,,,,

Sadly, they don't come in pairs Robert, just the left one is included in the price. The right shoe is an extra £90.

 rotflmfao ;tightend; rotflmfao

cmoooooonnnnnn who won.,.,.,.,.,.//><//.,/.,.,/,>?.,/,/.,/,

i havent had a pm YET.,.,.,.,

sofa's gotta be the winner!

i hate to agree with you but im affraid i do.,.,.lol.,.,./.,/.,
its just mel and niall keep asking if i won lol.,.,.,

I was just with Kev, the Official Arbiter of who won this, & he told me who has won.

He will be announcing it once he gets home. In about 8 hours.

I also understand he is seeking substantial legal damages against you, but he'll settle for a pair of those cruddy shoes you knock out.

I agree Sofa for the win...hard to decide which entry I liked more LOL

typical blonde bitch wont pay out.,.,.,something to do with the euro.,.,imho.,.,.,
just ship it to mo for little reece.,.,.,.,. whoever wins.,.,.,.,get him something for xmas.,.,.,x x.,.,x x.,.,x ..,x .,.,x

this will speed him up a bit. I "fixed your pic"

And as we await, with baited breath, the winner, here's an incoming Text from Sofa.

"I'm pissed, it's Chrisrmas, & I love you all loads. see you all soon with my new timbaloond shoes. xxx. See you all next year. xxx"

Trying to sway the jury, methinks.

LOL well the sofa mug has slipped up BECAUSE, the silly old sod still lives in Cyprus, he cant access blonde from there, so I cannot allow him to win ... which i am really really gutted about ... ish !


The jury have been sent home to reconsider their verdict as they were unable to reach a unanimous verdict ... I am expecting the result by 6pm and as soon as it is confirmed, the winner will be announced.

what a loooood of boooolox.,.,.,.,.,,.,i can't win fook all on this site.,.,.,

I have dismissed the jury as they could not reach a unanimous decison ... useless, just useless.


So I have decided to award $25 each to

TRACTOR

and

SUZANNE


and Sofa king can have $10 when he gets his Welsh arse back to the UK.


I will arrange the credits in the next few days for Tractor & Suz


Cheers :)

Travesty the Judge is a ____________ (please fill in)



Ps I dont remember giving permission to post on my thread :tikay:

FYP

See! I told you he was a tosser.

thnx for the $10 .,.,.,lmao.,.,.,ship it to mo and get reece half a selection box...

Balls...only just spotted this as I thought sofa had won.

I am taking a break so dont know if money went in, if it hasnt please donate mine to the other half of Reeces selection box, if it has pm me please Kev.

well done sue..,..,.,.,.,/.,.,/,./,.

Just got this, can i stake a couple of people into the wednesday Blonde thingy and any winnings go to Reece.

Cheers

Jason

well done tractor.,.,.,its a year for giving .,.,imho.,.,.,

What lovely gestures from all. You don't have to you know. But if you do decide to it will go into his remaining holiday fund, hopefully this year if we get enough together we will get him on his first holiday as he has not had TPN for 3 weeks now. x

cyprus????/