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Title: Sigh Post by: bolt pp on January 05, 2009, 02:23:22 AM It's snowing ffs!!!!
you cant believe how crap this country is. I was gonna start on the brandy soon then go to the pub, just the brandy then! Title: Re: Sigh Post by: Chili on January 05, 2009, 02:46:31 AM Where the hell do you live bolt? 24 hour pubs, snow, brandy! FK UR LIFE?
Title: Re: Sigh Post by: bolt pp on January 05, 2009, 02:56:38 AM FK UR LIFE? exactly! what can i do? the pub opens at 7am but it's about 6 miles from where i am and i'm not gonna go if it's snowing, it's bad enough every day in london it's -4 but i cant really go out in the snow, the weather seems to do exactly the opposite of what i want it to do, i'm wondering how closely connected the gambling and weather gods are, like cousins or something, they got the hump with me for sure. Ive got a lovely view actually so when it gets light if it carries on snowing this heavily it should look really nice out which is o.k for a bit but dosen't really compensate for lack of pub!! ;grr; ;D Ive just checked the brandy supply and it appears i'm gonna have to go out at 8am no matter what to get some more, sigh!!! gg life. Title: Re: Sigh Post by: bolt pp on January 05, 2009, 03:12:51 AM Everyone in londons gonna wake up in the morning and be surprised that it snowed during the night but if they'd just been bothered to stay up all night on the off chance i was gonna post a weather report they'd already know so it serves em right IMO.
Title: Re: Sigh Post by: bolt pp on January 05, 2009, 03:24:18 AM [ ] the brandy is gonna last untill 8am
anyone who lives in london got a bottle of brandy? you can come round and drink it if you want Title: Re: Sigh Post by: thetank on January 05, 2009, 03:25:19 AM [ ] bolt is on form
[ x ] he'll be better after more brandy please respond to this appeal Title: Re: Sigh Post by: bolt pp on January 05, 2009, 03:31:30 AM [ ] bolt is on form [ x ] he'll be better after more brandy please respond to this appeal [ ] tank has been on form for the past 2 months [X] he'll be better when Rab C Nesbitt starts drinking again and gives him some inspiration. Title: Re: Sigh Post by: bolt pp on January 05, 2009, 03:50:59 AM hows this.....................
most traffic accidents happen within two miles of the home so ive moved! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you fucking love it if you dont you're a liar!!!!!!! Title: Re: Sigh Post by: thetank on January 05, 2009, 03:52:09 AM I don't care about form though, I'm not a man of the people like your good self.
Title: Re: Sigh Post by: thetank on January 05, 2009, 03:53:28 AM Where the hell is Sark's form, that's what I want to know.
Title: Re: Sigh Post by: bolt pp on January 05, 2009, 03:58:45 AM I don't care about form though, I'm not a man of the people like your good self. i do feel i'm at a significant intellectual disadvantage here so it's probably best if i just cut my losses now and call you a poo head. Title: Re: Sigh Post by: bolt pp on January 05, 2009, 04:01:25 AM Where the hell is Sark's form, that's what I want to know. he's gone at the game, i dont know when the last time was he beat up a homeless, i cant remember when the last cactus discussion he initiated was and when the hell was the last time he started a thread about how much of a tosser tonyg was? Title: Re: Sigh Post by: thetank on January 05, 2009, 04:21:17 AM To be fair, your form isn't too bad. I thought I'd better clarify this as I know how vain you are about such things.
I'm not wanting to cancel my subscription or anything. Title: Re: Sigh Post by: bolt pp on January 05, 2009, 04:25:41 AM Yes indeed i'm supremely vain about such things, so much so ive had to go to a third party to supply the gags for the night!
YouTube: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DZpw2eTSolc Title: Re: Sigh Post by: thetank on January 05, 2009, 05:02:19 AM A slut machine!
Title: Re: Sigh Post by: boldie on January 05, 2009, 06:02:42 AM A slut machine! rotflmfao.. "Would you be interested in the swingings?" Title: Re: Sigh Post by: relaedgc on January 05, 2009, 07:15:56 AM Fonejacker. Some real comedy gold in those episodes.
Title: Re: Sigh Post by: bolt pp on January 05, 2009, 06:37:40 PM gonna be even colder tonight :(
Title: Re: Sigh Post by: Robert HM on January 05, 2009, 06:43:25 PM gonna be even colder tonight :( Stocked up your brandy cupboard? Title: Re: Sigh Post by: bolt pp on January 05, 2009, 06:45:51 PM gonna be even colder tonight :( Stocked up your brandy cupboard? no, not really. Title: Re: Sigh Post by: bolt pp on January 05, 2009, 06:56:04 PM got the news on in the background, was NOT happy to hear: "coldest weather snap in a decade"
Title: Re: Sigh Post by: bolt pp on January 05, 2009, 06:57:43 PM -8 to -10 in london tonight
rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao Title: Re: Sigh Post by: bolt pp on January 05, 2009, 07:04:21 PM My hands are so cold i cant even have a wank, which is a shame, Emmerdale's just come on.
Title: Re: Sigh Post by: cia260895 on January 05, 2009, 07:26:51 PM My hands are so cold i cant even have a wank, which is a shame, Emmerdale's just come on. wtf is the old nag from neighbours doing there? Marlon is a wimp he should have twatted him proper Title: Re: Sigh Post by: Royal Flush on January 05, 2009, 10:56:27 PM -8 to -10 in london tonight rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao -20 here.... Title: Re: Sigh Post by: bolt pp on January 06, 2009, 12:26:07 AM -8 to -10 in london tonight rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao -20 here.... yeah but it's not supposed to be -10 in london! where are you, PocketLady's gaff? Title: Re: Sigh Post by: bolt pp on January 06, 2009, 03:20:13 AM Update:
3:20 snow related weather updated: there is no snow non snow related weather update: pretty cold Brandy update: none Title: Re: Sigh Post by: bolt pp on January 06, 2009, 03:27:35 AM What time does Jeremy Kyle start? i wanna crack one off to the dirty chav birds they have on now that my hands have warmed up.
If i can manage another one by the time the repeat comes on later it will have been a top day :)up Title: Re: Sigh Post by: thetank on January 06, 2009, 05:08:26 AM YouTube: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=df1PGFpwxz0
Tide you over Title: Re: Sigh Post by: MANTIS01 on January 06, 2009, 10:16:54 AM LOL. That was the best programme I've ever watched. Beats Littlest Hobo hands down imo.
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