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So. I find out Rich is playing a $4.40 180 man sit n go on his own dime. And we (Moody, Nicky, Middy, TommyC, Flushy) all decide its time to grim him.

Its worked an absolute treat. He is currently sat in the lounge basically in tears as he thinks Flushy is gona drop him from the stable. He is devastated.

Heres why:

(22:26) Ruffy nadol: change ur msn 2 watever flushys is and have a go at rich for playing that $4.40 180
(22:26) Brent: good idea
(22:26) Brent: can try it
he might look at the email tho
(22:27) Ruffy nadol: hes stupid tho
(22:28) Brent has changed his/her name to "James"
(22:28) Ruffy nadol: yesssss
(22:28) James: ok, need the font now
(22:30) James: hello
(22:30) James: Hello
(22:30) James: this is the one
(22:30) Ruffy nadol: is flushy online
(22:30) James: yes, lol
(22:30) Ruffy nadol: bet hes like wtf
(22:31) James: he wont fall for it
(22:31) Ruffy nadol: he will

So i start talking to Rich as Flushy after changing my MSN name, font and picture to be Flushy.

(22:31) James: hey
(22:31) Rich: yoyo
(22:31) Rich: hows the snow?
(22:31) James: got a pm from linux on blonde saying your playing on your own money?
(22:32) Rich: lol yeah bh told him 2 do that for comedy
(22:32) James: oh ok
(22:32) Rich: but yeah i am
(22:32) Rich: only in 180 on stars tho...
(22:33) Rich: as, im abs busto and tryin 2 make some $ for brighton n shit?
(22:33) James: ok fair enough, try and play the sundays and stuff tho on sun?
(22:33) Rich: 2nites first nite iv played
(22:34) Rich: just need a make a few 100
(22:34) Rich: wil b playin 2mo as normal
(22:34) James: i dont mind you playing 180s, just dont want you playing any mtts or anything rly
(22:35) James: whilst ur deep in with me

And at the same time Rich is talking to me, Middy, TommyC and Linux in skype:

[10:31:49 PM] ChipRich: James says:
got a pm from linux on blonde saying your playing your own money?
[10:31:59 PM] Thomas (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=2366) Middleton (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=2366): omg
[10:32:01 PM] Moody: hahaha oops
[10:32:10 PM] Moody: brent gave me $6 to do it, he paid me!
[10:33:26 PM] Moody: sorry rich
[10:33:29 PM] Moody: was brents fault
[10:34:09 PM] Moody: rich...............
[10:36:27 PM] ChipRich: die moody die moody die
[10:36:30 PM] ChipRich: thats not even funny
[10:36:32 PM] Moody: y
[10:36:35 PM] ChipRich: and brent, go kill urself
[10:37:26 PM] ChipRich: gtfo brent, dnt talk 2 me

Meanwhile, back in the chat with Flushy(me), i start to pretend to be upset with him a few minutes later, claiming Linux/Moody has pmed me (Flushy on blonde again)

(22:35) Rich: yeah thats cool
(22:35) Rich: its just as i said, pretty broke and need some £, dont want u thinkin im doing nefin shady
(22:35) James: lol ok
(22:36) James: what is ur make up figure at the mo roughly?
(22:36) Rich: like 12
(22:36) Rich: sigh
(22:43) James: got another pm on blonde from linux
(22:43) Rich: wtf
(22:43) Rich: saying?
(22:44) Rich: hes an abs douche,like all the time
(22:44) Rich: lol
(22:44) James: he said your playin a $16.50 mtt
(22:44) James: i probably wouldnt be happy about tht
(22:46) Rich: yeh tommyc's in it, he shipped the $ as a borrow whilst im palying this $4.40 180, if i scoop it comes off our mu tho
(22:46) Rich: that k?
(22:46) James: yeah fine
(22:47) Rich: its jsut that $16.50 360 bal
(22:47) Rich: only 1.3k ftw
(22:47) Rich: but if scoop, it'l b off my MU with u obv

On MSN, Nicky/Cod Meharly/Flushys best mate asks me what im doing?

So i tell him, and he says he wants in on the wind up:

8 POUND A PINT! says:
rich, flushy just told me to have a word coz ur playing comps without him knowing on another account
Rich says:
he said he was ok with 180s?
Rich says:
to make some £? as broke
8 POUND A PINT! says:
think hes just annoyed that ur multi accounting without him knowing
Rich says:
2nites first night iv done it, as realised last nite how broke i am and need 2 make some £ 2 b able 2 afford brighton
Rich says:
i didnt mean for anything shady, just needed 2 make some £ and didnt think he'd mind 180s
8 POUND A PINT! says:
hmmmm, i will have a word now
8 POUND A PINT! says:
james said that he will have a chat with you about it in brighton, but for now just swerve playing on the mu until you have had a chat with him
Rich says:
swerve playing on it?
Rich says:
eh?
8 POUND A PINT! says:
i am getting the impression that he wants you to stop playing on the makeup until he has had a word with you about this. he is abit pissed off and hes had a few glasses of wine. might be best to let him sleep on it and get back to you tommorow
Rich says:
sighh, yeh i get it
Rich says:
i just didnt think he'd mind me playin a few 180s 2 make a few $'s so i could actually come 2 brighton
Rich says:
as im rly broke, as in reallllllly
8 POUND A PINT! says:
i will talk to him in the morning coz hes a little tipsy right now, im sure he will chat to you soon
Rich says:
kk, cheers
Rich says:
i swear i didnt mean for anything dodgy or anything
Rich says:
just needed the £ as i keep saying
Rich says:
and am still 100% committed with flushy n stuff
Rich says:
cos i no 12ks a  lot and it wudnt be fiar
8 POUND A PINT! says:
ya i think hes over reacting but il have a word in the morning
Rich says:
alrite m8
Rich says:
sighh, fml


After all this, he tries to apologise to Flushy....

(22:59) Rich: i swear i didnt mean for anything dodgy or anything, only reason im playing these 2nite is to make some £ for brighton, or not gna be able 2 drink, go out etc, which is ridi
(22:59) James: hmm
(23:00) Rich: but yeh i understand
(23:03) James: i wouldnt normally be that bothered but $12k is a lot of money
(23:03) Rich: yup i know, im really sorry

At this point, i walk into the lounge, and Rich shoots me the most horrible glance ever and completly ignores me, and i ask whats wrong with a straight face. He wont talk to me.


Back on Skype, and by this time, Rookie, Middy, Moody, TommyC, Brunny, Flushy, everyone is in on it...

[10:38:32 PM] ChipRich: doing that couldruin my life basiically?
[10:38:36 PM] ChipRich: wht if he dropped me?
[10:38:38 PM] ChipRich: wtf wud i do
[10:38:42 PM] ChipRich: its not cool
[10:38:55 PM] Moody: i was led astary by brent
[10:39:00 PM] Moody: he typed the pm out
[10:39:09 PM] ChipRich: i dnt care, shud no the implications dointg that cud mean
[10:39:10 PM] Moody: and shipped $$ on stars
[10:39:19 PM] Moody: he paid me
[10:39:21 PM] Moody: sorry
[10:39:37 PM] Moody: maybe bh wants u dropped
[10:39:50 PM] Moody: thats y he shipped me $

[11:00:28 PM] ChipRich: moody!
[11:00:32 PM] ChipRich: i dotn want 2 play on my own dime
[11:00:38 PM] ChipRich: i havent got any of my own dime 2 paly on dfs
[11:00:50 PM] ChipRich: flushys doing me a huge favour

[11:02:45 PM] Moody: scot seiver is gunning4u online
[11:02:59 PM] ChipRich: i cudnt giv a shit bout him
[11:03:07 PM] Moody: he plays 25/50
[11:03:19 PM] ChipRich: cudnt giv less of a shiny right now
[11:03:24 PM] Moody: y?
[11:04:38 PM] ChipRich: bcos flushy is prob 50/50 on cutting me off atm
[11:04:42 PM] Moody: y
[11:04:50 PM] ChipRich: cos hes really annoyed about it
[11:05:03 PM] Moody: it not my fault
[11:05:10 PM] ChipRich: well it is
[11:05:12 PM] ChipRich: and bhs
[11:05:20 PM] Moody: but u did the crime
[11:05:27 PM] ChipRich: fk off douche


And finally, back with Nicky/Cod Meharly...

8 POUND A PINT! says:
well hes downstairs at the moment getting lashed with the guys from the chalet
Rich says:
yer, im not gna play nemore 2ntie neway
Rich says:
too annoyed
8 POUND A PINT! says:
ok
8 POUND A PINT! says:
fair play
8 POUND A PINT! says:
i will have a chat with him tommorow for sure
Rich says:
ty
Rich says:
i understand why and how he'd be annoyed n stuff
Rich says:
but if i hav no £, it means more pressure on myself when playing for HIM, meaning i mite not play as good
Rich says:
if u get that
8 POUND A PINT! says:
ya i get it
Rich says:
if i had some £ myself, i wudnt feel as pressured 2 win etc prob


[11:16:02 PM] *** ChipRich left ***

gg rich.......

pure comedy

haha tyty

U could just be the greatest lolololol

Sweet.

Cruel, but sweet.

awwww poor Rich!

I still dont think rich is talking to me

A++++++++++++++++++++++

Hahahahahaha, abs comedy!

lol, nice to have friends

lol so absolute sick!

Good work Brent/Cod.

Rich i bet you were steaming so damn hard!!!

Sack him after he reads this it might just tip him over the edge :)

Abs quality - great read, pissing myself laughing here

FYP

Haha, that was quality :)

Brilliant ... just BRILLIANT !!

The boyband are back, abs quality.

+1

looooooooool

fk my life, that is all.

 ;ashamed;

wp boys. That is top quality.

unlucky rich.

i am still laughing now.......

how r the 180's going rich

All this happened while i was like 9-10 tabling, so i didnt and couldnt possibly have time to notice it was a grim and maybe overly harsh with a few of the comments to these lot. lolol

fml

Nice one, gg all.   rotflmfao

Screenplay for the forum well adapted by Horneris.  ;applause;

I accept ur apology

So so cruel.

ha ha,I'm with this

tis piss funny though :D

WP Brent!!

Good comedy lads!!

*hug*

Poor guy

wow, just wow. so so funny.

moody was completely com with the random lines he put in.  will have tilted rich so hard:


Nickys contribution was fantastic, gr8 acting sir.  And as for BH, unbelievable reads, spoke in the same way flushy types. excellent.

gg rich, gr8g m8. vul.

^^^^^^^

I'm with them

fking amazing. so good it hurts.LOL.

Boy Band go platinum imo.

Lol that was class , vwp , gg

Brilliant just brilliant.

Brent and Moody - you are complete arses - absolute geniuses though.

nh gg wp

But you are bloody cruel to him.

So So harsh, but so so funny, nice work!

ty kin

WP all! v funny

Class pure class  ;applause; ;applause; :)up

Rich will have his revenge!!!

 ;surrender;

Didn't think it was that good.




















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Brave of you to say so sovietsong. I was waiting for someone to say that so I could pipe in and say it was shit too.




























>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ n@t] <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

I feel for Rich, that is all.

































 ;tightend; ;tightend; rotflmfao

You are all a bunch of cruel gits.


 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

brilliant thread dewi.

That's cruel on Rich, but funny as fook
 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

FANTASTIC!

lol banteraments

Genius is an over used word - but today it seems most apt.

Well played boys GG.

FYL Rich.

bastards, picking on my fav boybander!

Rich I think you should pack ur bags from shez tez and come stay with me!!!

Can someone pick on me so i can get this offer?

ROFL..

[X] Rich is having the last laugh.

LOL, ty Maria. :D
[X] deal ;)

weeeeeeeeeeeee

ahahhahahahha genius

Clearly rich set this all up to induce such an offer,Level 4 thinking yo

Maria has been grimmed.

LOL Now that would have impressive!! Level 10 imo

This.

Seriously funny.

WOW i thought there was only 4 levels of thinking,i have so much to learn

I only wish this was true.

[X] Happy everyones jealous of the offer

[  ]  offer was genuine.

















Rich, comment clearly done for comedic value.  OBV really do love you xx

lol obv!

ty. x

pmsl, ur my new hero.


fyp on the last bit tho plz.

 rotflmfao  granted I started off on the cruelty theme but couldn't follow through - nice post fix.

lololololololol, Rich gets grimmed again
fylx10. Neverends!

Maria is clearly genuinely repulsed by the idea of ChipRich turning up on her dorrstep with a couple of sweaty suitcases. It seems that she sees such an event as being so massively icky, that even though there is only a 0.05% chance that ChipRich took her seriously, that is still enough -lifeEV for her to feel the need to go back and clarify that... yo yo yo not so welcome after all.

fyl fyl fyl fyl fyl fyl fyl fyl fyl fyl

rotflmfao
 [ ] Tank is wrong.

Cruel slowroll

 ;hattip; to Chilli

lol kicking a man when he is down, it gets crueller , more please.

Thread continues to deliver.

;applause;

lol, maria ur so mean

LOL nah, he knows I luv him!

I think I was picked on today. Does this get me a weekend with Chili?

Awwwwwwww Mantis, did you really get picked on today?  Why don't you tell me all about it........

Please someone, anyone, pick on me.

You sir, are a poo head!

Chili!!!

Sweet. Just pm me your address and I'll come round later for a chat.

Sorry Robert, I'm a bit busy right now.

PM sent

Sigh, standard  :'(

Not sure why she feels the need to leave you out Robert? As i see it we're all getting the PM?!

[  ] that helped

Sorry mate, I  would forward you the PM but i've been forbidden in telling you for some reason?

[  ] that was better

I'm running good this year

lol,  great thread 

stuck 12k? wow!

[  ] That's tough to do.

6-8 nights of a full schedule of MTTs imo?

lol, f cash players.

guys that isnt my point, theres not many people out there that will stake someone for 12k.

So, what's your point?

Flushy is like the Roman Abramovich of poker and ChipRich is his Shevchenko.

awesome.

 rotflmfao

hahahahhaa. brilliant.

I like to think of myself as more of a Dider Drogba. But White.

Brilliant at times but shite at times, and a bit of a scumbag.

yeah not so good.

june.

LeKnave loved it - [3:39:50 AM] leknave: hahahaahhahaahahahah

I feel I am like Alex. An absolute donkey if the truth be told. But can pop up with a wondergoal now and again.

I find myself like a kindof Stan Collymore.........

You've had it off with Ulrika Johnson?? :O

Like Stan, not lately!

You're a big manly centre-forward and were also in Basic Instinct 2?

Thread still delivering.  ;popcorn;

Floppy I was thinking more along the lines of - Genius, but no idea how to use it or control it  ;dingdell;


Plus OMG he was in Basic Instinct 2 wasn't he  rotflmfao

Best post i've ever seen on blonde

+1

And she gets a thrill from watching  :O

i see myself as a modern day steve bull. Loyal, doesnt score many wondergoals, but is always in the 6yard box poaching, and will always bag 15-20 a season

Loving the comparisons!

In that case, Ali (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=23) Mallu (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=23) = Tino Asprilla? You're never sure what's going to happen...

I'm like Tomas Brolin after he signed for leeds...

Yea i like Yorkshire Puddings too!!

That makes me Djimi Traore - not really any good, but won a trophy once.

Brilliant

Boldie is like Graveson, he's everywhere but pretty useless overall   ;)

lol..

Tikay is like Paolo Maldini, you can't really believe he's still going.

wtfs with all this abuse :-(

Dan, yep 12ks a lot (only 9k now) + i appreciate what Flushys doing massively, as we all do. As Rooks said, its very easy to get stuck that much when investing over $1k a night when playing full sessions & running bad etc. Just glad its someone thats fully understands the variance etc as Flushy does. (u obv know this, just saying)

Longy, gtfo. lol

ship

obv brag

Sledge has to be Teddy Sheringham - looks much younger than he is.  Or he could be Chris Waddle with his penalty taking abilities...

Ha ha! Jizzem made a fine save obv, a legendary face off!

i am the Ali Dia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Dia) of the poker world

YouTube: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HciK949rv6Y

I like to see myself as Kevin Keegan,  a winner then a loser then a winner (repeat till fade) with all the crazy ranting and shouting, 'i'd love it if we beat them' once every live MTT.

rotflmfao.

can we start a footy team yet

i want to be captain after all i am an international

awwwww i wanted to be the captain, in a similar vein to Bryan Robson - started my career as a winner winning trophies galure (well i won one) but nowadays now a perenial loser but with an ability to be a hero for just one day, usually around late may....

Here was me thinking there was going to be a dogging story!  ;)  ;whistle;

I see myself very much as a Dion Dublin. For obvious reasons

You were born in Leicester?

:dontask:

only just read this and lol

this offer from me too obv....dont let them bully you hun ur my fav too

LOL more grimming!

gg Shrewd.

norrrrrrrrr. not this again.

wp m8

lol, i had just read this again tonight.

Brilliant.

still delivers, ty K|PPER for posting in shrewdies today! a scan of prev posts refound this gem!

imao at every single page! magic

So com - pls grim rich more

omg this was epic......wp lads

very last year imo

Didnt know you were into dogging  :o

First time I've read it, too too good.